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[Alligatorjandro]

Fired after the 1st game.

Fired during the game

 

[DMczaf]

Fired during the game

Dragged off the field

 

[Dragon]

I'll be owner and party with the other owners and the high end drugs normal people don't even know about

Irsay will love you dude.

 

[Dega]

I'd be the mascot and secretly the the owner of the most shares of the team

 

[Coldnoodle]

Dragged off the field

After stepping on some shoes.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I'd be the mascot and secretly the the owner of the most shares of the team

so you would be Swagger the Dog?

 

[Dragon]

I'd be the mascot and secretly the the owner of the most shares of the team

I feel like this is the plot of Semi Pro

 

[Goro Majima]

I'm okay with this. You can run the money since you are the accountant.. make the numbers work Wienke..

I just ran the numbers and with the $2.61 and a half eaten snickers bar that we have in our cash reserve, we can only afford Josh Freeman as our quarterback.

 

[Dragon]

I just ran the numbers and with the $2.61 and a half eaten snickers bar that we have in our cash reserve, we can only afford Josh Freeman as our quarterback.

You'd still beat the Eagles.

 

[MechDX]

I just ran the numbers and with the $2.61 and a half eaten snickers bar that we have in our cash reserve, we can only afford Josh Freeman as our quarterback.

So we are basically the Browns 2.0

Yay.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I just ran the numbers and with the $2.61 and a half eaten snickers bar that we have in our cash reserve, we can only afford Josh Freeman as our quarterback.

Get Tebow as our QB and we will make money hand over fist.

I think Freeman would be out of our reach. He'd hold out for a full Snickers bar.

Sanjuro... did you eat half of it?

 

[Plasticine]

I just ran the numbers and with the $2.61 and a half eaten snickers bar that we have in our cash reserve, we can only afford Josh Freeman as our quarterback.

I think Freeman would be out of our reach. He'd hold out for a full Snickers bar.

 

[Tamanon]

I'll be the anonymous source that tells reporters how much the rest of you guys suck.

 

[Dragon]

I'll be the anonymous source that tells reporters how much the rest of you guys suck.

You're too tall to be Adam Shefter.

 

[WedgeX]

I would run the fry hut.

 

[MechDX]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=187113218&postcount=63

Did anyone else realize Kas has an alt account?

 

[Sanjuro]

Get Tebow as our QB and we will make money hand over fist.



Sanjuro... did you eat half of it?

Not big on sweets.

 

[Bread]

i'll be the fireman ed of our team

 

[Dragon]

i'll be the fireman ed of our team

So you'll quit and come back when they give you more money?

 

[Goro Majima]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=187113218&postcount=63

Did anyone else realize Kas has an alt account?

Did some post digging and he's just a Georgia alum sadly.

I got my hopes up when I saw he lived in LA.

 

[Narag]

I wonder how NFL GAF would do running an NFL team

snes would be the coach that kept his team youngry

 

[FloydtheFathead]

We need a head coach still? Whose it gonna be? Boban?

Not big on sweets.

We need to find the fuck that ruined our franchise's future...

i'll be the fireman ed of our team

So you'll give up on the team eventually..

I thought you would be QB coach since you will need to make Tebow a star like you did on Madden.

 

[Bread]

So you'll quit and come back when they give you more money?

it's the breadstream way

 

[Tamanon]

i'll be the fireman ed of our team

Fireman Bread

</rbh>

 

[MRSA]

Fuck Bead. Jak will be teams spokesman.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Fuck Bead. Jak will be teams spokesman.

What will you do? I think you would make the better spokesperson.

jak will be the owner. Irsayncoke

Tabby Ris would be the owner since Lunchbox would be gone I guess? We need a rich guy to be in charge.

So...

Owner- TBD (The Bored guy or ???)
G.M- LJ
Coach- Boban
Spokesperson- MRSA
Cheerleading Department- Chris
Head of Scouting- Squicken
Lawyer- Bionic

Any thing else?

We may have to set aside 80% of revenues for legal if Chris is in charge of the cheer team. Guess bionic will be rich ... er

Lawyers...

 

[chuckddd]

Fuck Bead. Jak will be teams spokesman.

jak will be the owner. Irsayncoke

 

[Himynameischris]

I'll be in charge of scouting...

Spoiler

the cheerleaders

Also I got some new york steaks for dinner today,

 

[squicken]

We may have to set aside 80% of revenues for legal if Chris is in charge of the cheer team. Guess bionic will be rich ... er

 

[Himynameischris]

I'll behave....promise...

 

[Bread]

jak can't even speak for himself

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Tebow really is incredible.

 

[cdyhybrid]

So much salt in the Tebow thread. Some people just can't comprehend that someone might actually turn down an opportunity for sex.

 

[Tamanon]

It's really weird how many people are just tearing into Tebow for not having sex. As if because a girl is cute, one should smash.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

It's really weird how many people are just tearing into Tebow for not having sex. As if because a girl is cute, one should smash.

So much salt in the Tebow thread. Some people just can't comprehend that someone might actually turn down an opportunity for sex.

They're just jealous that he can date these woman and they can't. Based on GAF stats there is a good chance that a number of people criticizing him bathe less than twice a week.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

So much salt in the Tebow thread. Some people just can't comprehend that someone might actually turn down an opportunity for sex.

You wish Wussle would follow Tebow's example, your Seahawks would be 10-0 if he did.

 

[Sanjuro]

It's really weird how many people are just tearing into Tebow for not having sex. As if because a girl is cute, one should smash.

I mean...if he had a job.

 

[Kave_Man]

Guys I want to help with the NFL-GAF team, what can I do?

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Guys I want to help with the NFL-GAF team, what can I do?

Poutine.

 

[cdyhybrid]

You wish Wussle would follow Tebow's example, your Seahawks would be 10-0 if he did.

Of course. There are 32 NFL teams that wish their QBs could be more like Tebow.

I mean...if he had a job.

He's in showbiz now! SEC Network analyst!

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Of course. There are 32 NFL teams that wish their QBs could be more like Tebow.



He's in showbiz now! SEC Network analyst!

He'll get the last laugh when he still has full cognitive skills at 55.

 

[Mindlog]

I wonder how NFL GAF would do running an NFL team

Dibs on Senior Clock Assistant.

"Take the fucking timeout."
"We should hurry up here."
"We don't need three yards over the middle."

We'd win 2 extra games a year for the modest price of a 700k/yr consulting fee.

 

[DMczaf]

I'll use my math minor to help with roster analysis. I got the formulas!!

 

[cdyhybrid]

He'll get the last laugh when he still has full cognitive skills at 55.

Seems like a pretty good gig to me. Get paid to watch football, visit college campuses, and be on TV.

 

[squicken]

Perine = MJD Jr

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Seems like a pretty good gig to me. Get paid to watch football, visit college campuses, and be on TV.

Oh I'd take it any day of the week over actually playing.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

RBH would be team doctor and Rando would be his assistant

 

[Sanjuro]

I'd be team nutritionist.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I'd be team nutritionist.

We don't need a team full of Staffords!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

We don't need a team full of Staffords!

Kas would disagree..