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[bionic77]

I will be the head coach of team GAF.

No cheating in my house. No Pats allowed.

 

[CrocMother]

I will be the head coach of team GAF.

No cheating in my house. No Pats allowed.

No convicted domestic abusers either

 

[bionic77]

No convicted domestic abusers either

Hey hey hey.

Let's not get crazy.

We still need at least 11 good players on defense.

This ain't church brutha!

Next it will be no steroids and the team will all look like Napolean Dynamite!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This would be the worst team ever

 

[Narag]

This would be the worst team ever

We'd still split with the Browns if we were in the AFC North.

 

[CrocMother]

Hey hey hey.

Let's not get crazy.

We still need at least 11 good players on defense.

This ain't church brutha!

Next it will be no steroids and the team will all look like Napolean Dynamite!

Hmm I think you may be better suited for owner

 

[bionic77]

Hmm I think you may be better suited for owner

I am going to give the GAF owner the Harbaugh treatment at every opportunity!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I am going to give the GAF owner the Harbaugh treatment at every opportunity!

Are you rich enough to pay our salaries?

 

[Bread]

This would be the worst team ever

We could beat the Colts

 

[RBH]

I will be the head coach of team GAF.

No cheating in my house. No Pats allowed.

Would you allow your son Gata on the team? :')

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Would you allow your son Gata on the team? :')

I don't feel bad for your burned dick

 

[Line_HTX]

I could be marketing or in charge of social media of the team.

 

[MechDX]

Guys I want to help with the NFL-GAF team, what can I do?

Head of franchise location. Move the team to Buffalo

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

I got this for bionic for christmas.

 

[Greg]

don't tease him like that

 

[RBH]

I don't feel bad for your burned dick

I got this for bionic for christmas.

Gata loves UF
Bionic loves Tebow


That father-son bond :')

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata loves UF
Bionic loves Tebow


That father-son bond :')

I hope you get shot

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'll be the GM.

 

[Fox318]

The dolphins suck



But will probably end up having a better record than the jets.

 

[Himynameischris]

The dolphins suck



But will probably end up having a better record than the jets.

Only team I see us beating is SD so unless you lose to us tomorrow and don't win another game I don't see how that's possible

 

[bionic77]

Would you allow your son Gata on the team? :')

It used to be that you could trust your life with your doctor.

These days the quality of doctors has dropped so much that I don't think I would trust a whack ass doctor like you to hang my jacket without somehow fucking it up.

 

[DMczaf]

I'll be bionic's VP of fuckery operations

 

[bionic77]

I'll be bionic's VP of fuckery operations

You are going my most trusted employee.

I am going to have you step the fuck all over Belicheck's dirty old sneakers and Brady's pink uggs at all times. And when no one is looking step on the shoes of any other Patriots fans or employees you run across.

I care for my employees so I won't ask you to step on the shoes of any Ravens or Niners. They deserve it but I don't want you to get shot over it.

 

[Kastrioti]

I wonder how NFL GAF would do running an NFL team

I'd make a great GM for the Lions IMO

 

[RBH]

I hope you get shot

It used to be that you could trust your life with your doctor.

These days the quality of doctors has dropped so much that I don't think I would trust a whack ass doctor like you to hang my jacket without somehow fucking it up.

Words hurt

 

[Godslay]

So with this new startup you guys have going on, do you take London or Mexico City as the home field?

 

[bionic77]

Words hurt

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

So with this new startup you guys have going on, do you take London or Mexico City as the home field?

Mexico City.. We can be.. the Aztecs...

I loved Blitz the League 1 and 2

 

[squicken]

https://twitter.com/singleshot25/status/670765840363581440

 

[Coldnoodle]

Oh wait LJ is the GM.

I'll be ummmmm...in charge of the entertainment and game presentation, which includes the cheerleaders.

 

[Malalaw]

The true London Sillynannies

 

[Greg]

Oh wait LJ is the GM.

I'll be ummmmm...in charge of the entertainment and game presentation, which includes the cheerleaders.

I speak for everyone when I say

no

 

[Line_HTX]

I will never allow Gata on the team. Cancer in the locker room.

=D

 

[squicken]

While I am not too excited to see the Noodle-ettes, it should save us in Chris related settlement fees

 

[Greg]

While I am not too excited to see the Noodle-ettes, it should save us in Chris related settlement fees

damn, this is a fair point

 

[FloydtheFathead]

While I am not too excited to see the Noodle-ettes, it should save us in Chris related settlement fees

We only need to worry about them if Chris gets caught.. you think he would?

Spoiler

we could also try and get him a nice woman so he wouldn't worry about that.. but that might be hard hmm..

Edit- Gata for the record, I am enjoying the Florida State Game... but if Florida could actually do the fucking nation a favor and knock Bama out of the playoff, that would be great.

 

[squicken]

We only need to worry about them if Chris gets caught.. you think he would?

Spoiler

we could also try and get him a nice woman so he wouldn't worry about that.. but that might be hard hmm..

It's not a physical thing I'm worried about. It's the booty shaking contests and Yoga Pants weekdays that will get us

 

[FloydtheFathead]

It's not a physical thing I'm worried about. It's the booty shaking contests and Yoga Pants weekdays that will get us

Why? whose gonna complain about that?

 

[Line_HTX]

Chris would be terrible for cheerleader auditions because he'll only judge on backstory and nothing else.

 

[squicken]

I see people talking about Kevin Hogan as an NFL QB and I wonder if they have ever seen an NFL game before

 

[BlackGhost]

I'll be the drunk depressed fan, which is how I operate now.

Steve Doerschuk ‏@sdoerschukREP
#Browns' DC O'Neil says bye-week study revealed "some guys maybe are suited to different roles than in maybe what we were playing

Amazing revelations made during the bye

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'll be the drunk depressed fan, which is how I operate now.

We go live to BG

 

[Dega]

I'll be the drunk depressed fan, which is how I operate now.

Amazing revelations made during the bye

You can be in charge of the players hairs. The most beautiful hair in the league.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You can be in charge of the players hairs. The most beautiful hair in the league.

That's you though.. you are the fashion coordinator of the players..

 

[Dega]

That's you though.. you are the fashion coordinator of the players..

I'd put everyone in dog costumes

 

[Sanjuro]

We go live to BG

God. I miss Space Ghost. It's like the easiest show to keep running on their entire network...but, NOOoooOOOO

 

[Line_HTX]

I'd put everyone in dog costumes

No way. Nuh-uhh.

 

[BlackGhost]

You can be in charge of the players hairs. The most beautiful hair in the league.

Give me nutrition, I can find deals.

 

[bionic77]

I hope you all saw Creed.

Made me remember how good the OG Rocky movies were.

 

[Dega]

No way. Nuh-uhh.

Cosplay for Wienke?