This is the team gaf will buy. Let's begin with a rebranding. Dolphins are insufferable douchebags. So, first order of business, new name and new mascot.
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NFL 2015 Week 13 |OT| - A Fraud Gorged on Thanksgiving
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This is the team gaf will buy. Let's begin with a rebranding. Dolphins are insufferable douchebags. So, first order of business, new name and new mascot.
I just hope we win Sunday and Colts lose. That will calm me down at least for the week.
I'm gonna go see the Pats game and want to go on a win streak. That place is probably going to be the loudest it has ever been.
Chipiscataway, and didn't know Coughlin lived in Gandolfini land.
I already said if we beat Colts at Indy we don't even need the Super Bowl win. The parade will be held the day after. Already have the day after off to either drink in celebration or cry,.
Soon... soon...
Himynameischris
Member
Yeah....but hey at least we're not the browns, so there's that.
That's the plan and why I haven't complained much. I'd rather we beat them than have help.
Futurevoid
Member
Pat Traina did a nice evaluation article on Jerry Reese. Worth a read for Giants fans:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-new-york-giants-general-manager-jerry-reese#
Charts and more at the article link.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-new-york-giants-general-manager-jerry-reese#
Charts and more at the article link.
Media jumping the gun on a good looking Osweiler it seems. Putting him on the cover of Sports Illustrated I mean he only has two wins. Perfect face though. As Deacon says, you got to prove the hype and keep winning.
Nice avatar Godslay. It looks like the hair and mustache of Will Ferrel in the Anchorman?
Nice avatar Godslay. It looks like the hair and mustache of Will Ferrel in the Anchorman?
Bill O’Brien praises Texans’ QB Brian Hoyer
"He was poised, got us in the right plays and was able to convert the majority of our third down plays."
15 TD's, 5 INT's.
Hope they put up a good one. Time for HoyDestroy to shine on SNF and then get some H-E-B commercials!
"He was poised, got us in the right plays and was able to convert the majority of our third down plays."
15 TD's, 5 INT's.
Hope they put up a good one. Time for HoyDestroy to shine on SNF and then get some H-E-B commercials!
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Lane says Haslam and the front office now want to see Manziel start the rest of the year so someone will want to trade for him in the offseason
ffs it really is House Cleaning Part 2: Dysfunction City
ffs it really is House Cleaning Part 2: Dysfunction City
I always enjoy checking in on NFL-GAF whenever some major fuck-up happens for the reactions, and y'all did not disappoint with that Browns loss :lol
Sweeney Tom
Banned
McCown out for the year, broken collarbone
So recap:
Manziel (starter last week, benched and 3rd stringer this week) will likely start next week and be traded in the offseason
Pettine and Farmer are both expected to be fired
Round 2 in 3 years of "who wants to coach the Browns? Anybody? Please?"
Josh Gordon's probably released in the offseason because who would want to trade for him by now
Whoever gets blamed for the sexual harassment in the offseason will be fired
Haslam will still avoid prison and lawsuits
So recap:
Manziel (starter last week, benched and 3rd stringer this week) will likely start next week and be traded in the offseason
Pettine and Farmer are both expected to be fired
Round 2 in 3 years of "who wants to coach the Browns? Anybody? Please?"
Josh Gordon's probably released in the offseason because who would want to trade for him by now
Whoever gets blamed for the sexual harassment in the offseason will be fired
Haslam will still avoid prison and lawsuits
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Notice the hold
he'll get it! believe!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Patriots sign Damaris Johnson
Fast , shifty route runner with stone hands
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Where?
So you're saying he is a future pats HoFer?
I do not watch anime, seriously.
That Texan farm system!
Last I saw was the new DBZ movie. It was fun. Besides that pretty much nothing.
Go sit at the kids table with Gata
Notice the hold
Hahahaha, amazing
The_Darkest_Red
Member
What is truly amazing, my friend, is this one time in 1973 when a scrappy Miami Dolphins team completed The Perfect Season, punctuated by a convincing 14-7 win in Super Bowl VII over the Washington Redskins.
Do you think any other team will ever repeat this great feat?
We can play video games!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Dogs eat outside
That must have been the greatest feeling, watching your team win the SB. I am happy that you got to experience that in your lifetime, my friend
VeryGooster
Banned
No joke every once in a while for a laugh I look up NFL-GAF's reactions to the buttfumble and it's still amazing.
Giants signing Adam Gettis with Schwartz officially to IR. That Pat Traina breakdown on Reese was pretty informative, and basically what's been said for some time: paying for poor drafts and lack of any roster depth.
Butts-a-plenty
Banned
McCown done for the year with a broken collar bone.
It's happening again BG!
It's happening again BG!
The_Darkest_Red
Member
That must have been the greatest feeling, watching your team win the SB. I am happy that you got to experience that in your lifetime, my friend
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Superbowl VII? As in 7? Damn that's a long time ago. Good thing the dolphins have done things since then, especially since they had one of the best quarterbacks ever.
CrocMother
Banned
Finally digested my thanksgiving dinner, and some football thoughts as well.
1) FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
2) The Long Island Jets are one win against the Giants from officially stealing my heart and giving me something to root for this season. I still have outstanding fines from my four year residence in Nassau County so I think it's legal. I've caught most of their games, and although they are difficult to watch when compared to the Cowboys QBs it's the greatest show on turf.
3) The Dallas Jason Wittens are playing for draft picks. I'm torn between not wanting it to be so bad where the coaching staff is in trouble and getting a good pick. I still really like the Marinelli/Linehan/Garrett tandem. It's just more rotten luck that there are no Heisman caliber QBs in the draft this year, because we need one. Witten/Romo have one good full season left, if we are lucky.
4) I remember lengthy discussions about the Eagles D in the preseason, and how hyped some Eagles fans were about their "definitely improved" defense despite the fact that 85% of the roster was different. I told them that for that reason it was premature to say anything about an improved defense and I was right. Yankee can whine about the underperforming O-Line all he wants but when you give up back to back 45 burgers against the Bucs and Lions you're defense is underperforming. Honestly the Eagles' total collapse and predictable turning against Chip has been the only good thing about the season.
All in all, this has been a bad season of football so far. The injuries and officiating have been worse than anyone could have predicted. Pats seem like they are cruising to the Owl, and not even because they are dominating it's just the rest of the league is terrible, unreliable or hurt. We will have to rely on Cam Newton to prevent that, I suppose. Or Carson Palmer if he's healthy.
1) FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
2) The Long Island Jets are one win against the Giants from officially stealing my heart and giving me something to root for this season. I still have outstanding fines from my four year residence in Nassau County so I think it's legal. I've caught most of their games, and although they are difficult to watch when compared to the Cowboys QBs it's the greatest show on turf.
3) The Dallas Jason Wittens are playing for draft picks. I'm torn between not wanting it to be so bad where the coaching staff is in trouble and getting a good pick. I still really like the Marinelli/Linehan/Garrett tandem. It's just more rotten luck that there are no Heisman caliber QBs in the draft this year, because we need one. Witten/Romo have one good full season left, if we are lucky.
4) I remember lengthy discussions about the Eagles D in the preseason, and how hyped some Eagles fans were about their "definitely improved" defense despite the fact that 85% of the roster was different. I told them that for that reason it was premature to say anything about an improved defense and I was right. Yankee can whine about the underperforming O-Line all he wants but when you give up back to back 45 burgers against the Bucs and Lions you're defense is underperforming. Honestly the Eagles' total collapse and predictable turning against Chip has been the only good thing about the season.
All in all, this has been a bad season of football so far. The injuries and officiating have been worse than anyone could have predicted. Pats seem like they are cruising to the Owl, and not even because they are dominating it's just the rest of the league is terrible, unreliable or hurt. We will have to rely on Cam Newton to prevent that, I suppose. Or Carson Palmer if he's healthy.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
do u thnk the pats can do tha 19-0 this yaer?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Can the dolphins do 12-4?
20 sacks or RIOT!
Former Texans great who can now be paired with another former Texan great Martin.
#TexansNorth
Someone i honestly think will do well there with you