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[lastflowers]

That INT by Hoyer is one of the worst throws I have see in a long long time. The sheer ineptitude it takes to think that throw is a good idea is insane.

It's mindboggling. And Hilarious. Just: 'huh? Why?'

 

[bionic77]

Mech I picked the Texans in our office pick em pool.

I believed in your team and they repaid me with lies and Brian Hoyer.

I am pretty sure neither of us will make that mistake ever again.

 

[Dega]

Why. Why do I do this to myself? Why why why?

you love to drink lol

 

[grandjedi6]

Hassleback: "We're playing WHO next week?!"

 

[UberTag]

It makes me sad that Hassleback is a better QB than Kaepernick in 2015.

If only the Colts stuck by Curtis Painter like they did all of those years. This would have been a cakewalk for Houston.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

That INT by Hoyer is one of the worst throws I have see in a long long time. The sheer ineptitude it takes to think that throw is a good idea is insane.

have you not tuned into any bears games with jay cutler at QB?

 

[skLaFarebear]

Stupid fraudulent record, Colts.

Fuck all of you.

Fuck your Gatorades.

YOUR EASY DIVISION RECORD STREAK IS NOTHING!


NOTHIIIIIIIIING!!

JOHNSON, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!

NEW ENGLAND IS GONNA SHUT OUT YOU SHITS FOR GOOD!


Maybe I should switch back to angry Erina face.

Bottom of the division brothers.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Now that Hoyer has been freed this man is next:

Found on Furyous' Deviantart page

Fuck you team. Free Johnny!!!!

 

[Smokey]

Why you even watching this shit? Go watch the Astros that are a real team

It was end of 8th inning

Texans worst franchise in this city by far

Matt fucking Hasselfuck jesus

 

[blackaroni]

someone give me a ricflairwoo.gif to use

I just got to Hoyer throwing that interception...shiiiiiiit.

 

[Narag]

It's really telling that the Colts three wins have come from just scraping by in the division.

 

[squicken]

Colts have won by seven points today.

Colts are by far the most likely team to get exposed by anyone half decent, zero chance, they face suck bag team after suck bag team and manage to scrape wins.

I can't fucking wait for the Pats to face them, that's going to be fun.

We all know the Colts suck. The story is that there is literally no scenario in which any other team in that division can win the AFCS.

Irsay got convicted on drug chargers. Pagano and Grigson hate each other. Luck is hurt. Hasslebeck has some sort of virus that kept him from practicing all week. Doesn't matter.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

shut up

You guys might win

 

[friskykillface]

Bill probably wants at least 50 against the colts

 

[JCizzle]

have you not tuned into any bears games with jay cutler at QB?

Or seen Kaepernick this year ? 🙍

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

It's really telling that the Colts three wins have come from just scraping by in the division.

The Colts are the best polished turd of our division, still a turd, but look pretty from afar.

 

[TheFatOne]

Brady gets to play against this defense in two weeks

The schedule this year

 

[Narag]

You guys might win

I mean it's possible but not likely.

 

[tmdorsey]

Mech post if you are ok.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Fuck you team. Free Johnny!!!!

Free Vince Young

 

[BlackGhost]

At least he's unleashed

 

[Line_HTX]

shut up

You're gonna take it AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!

 

[UberTag]

It's really telling that the Colts three wins have come from just scraping by in the division.

And I have astutely picked against them in two of those games because I recognized the Colts as the frauds they are.
Unfortunately, even though they're frauds, they're still better than the rest of the AFC South trash.

 

[coolasj19]

Man. This is just fucking rough. What the hell happened between last year and this year? Where did the regression come from ?

 

[lastflowers]

Watt won't either

A meaningless game between two meaningless teams: the story of TNF

True. Media hypes up Watt like he's the next Defensive Jesus. I mean, he's good...but shut up about him already. The rest of the defense can't do shit, so him being good means nothing.

 

[Narag]

You're gonna take it AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!

Nothing's more sad than you becoming a Pats fan like this.

Man. This is just fucking rough. What the hell happened between last year and this year? Where did the regression come from ?

Week 1 QB change + pride

 

[Line_HTX]

300 yards by Hoyer? Seriously?

 

[slightconfuse]

Man. This is just fucking rough. What the hell happened between last year and this year? Where did the regression come from ?

Your QBs are Patriot Rejects

Might as well sign cassel for the trifecta

 

[brentech]

Man. This is just fucking rough. What the hell happened between last year and this year? Where did the regression come from ?

First guess is Bill. Last guess is O'Brien.

 

[darkside31337]

Man. This is just fucking rough. What the hell happened between last year and this year? Where did the regression come from ?

Harder schedule. Defense isn't very good.

And most importantly Ryan Fitzpatrick > > > > > > Hoyer / Mallett

 

[UberTag]

Nothing's more sad than you becoming a Pats fan like this.

Frankly, at this point we should all become honorary Pats fans, root for them to go 19-0 and for them to collectively take a dump on the field in celebration of the Super Bowl victory that Goodell won't even attend in person.

 

[Gobias]

Fuck you team. Free Johnny!!!!

At least he's unleashed

Beautiful

 

[Sviatoslav]

Weeden for Watt. Who says no?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I just can't believe it

I called them winning, others did, but still that was before the Hasselbeck ER stuff

Man in the ER a day ago. No QBs throw a pass all week in practice due to injury or illness. Still win. That is "hours-long podcasts and multipage articles detailed to comprehend what went wrong over the last few years to get to this point" levels of embarrassing.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

lol holy shit that pick at the end by Hoyer. erased just about everything great he did.

 

[j-wood]

The titans will get revenge against the colts and we win the division with Mariota leading the way.

 

[slightconfuse]

MVP MVP

@SportsCenter: This season:

Andrew Luck's 1st 2 games: 493 Yds, 3 TD, 5 Int

Matt Hasselbeck's 1st 2 games: 495 Yds, 5 TD, 0 Int http://t.co/Bp4w06kir0

 

[lastflowers]

lol holy shit that pick at the end by Hoyer. erased just about everything great he did.

It's that Correction play where you realize, "oh yes, this is Brian Hoyer wer're talking about"

hahahaha

 

[Starphoenix]

I just can't believe it

I called them winning, others did, but still that was before the Hasselbeck ER stuff

Man in the ER a day ago. No QBs throw a pass all week in practice due to injury or illness. Still win. That is "hours-long podcasts and multipage articles detailed to comprehend what went wrong over the last few years to get to this point" levels of embarrassing.

This should be on the level of what got Philbin let go.

 

[UberTag]

The titans will get revenge against the colts and we win the division with Mariota leading the way.

If there's any justice in the world that will happen.
I almost want you to beat my Bills this week to commence on your way to doing just that.

This should be on the level of what got Philbin let go.

At least Philbin was in England when the Dolphins laid that turd of a game. The Texans were in front of a home crowd during prime time. What's their excuse?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Just keep letting Hasselbeck start

Would at least make Luck losing the playoff game in the end hilarious

 

[this_guy]

Man. This is just fucking rough. What the hell happened between last year and this year? Where did the regression come from ?

The Texans D is overrated. Last year they forced a lot of turnovers, especially when the opponent was in the red zone. That turnover margin wasn't going to repeat, and teams have figured out if you double and triple team JJ no one else can make a play. The line backers aren't very good and Cushing is no longer pregnant.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

It's that Correction play where you realize, "oh yes, this is Brian Hoyer wer're talking about"

hahahaha

Yeah man...it's like, he can show flashes. He did that last year when we started 6-3. Then the dumb comes out, and the other teams game plan for him and it's pretty much over.

 

[rokkerkory]

Just keep letting Hasselbeck start

Would at least make Luck losing the playoff game in the end hilarious

40 year old and winning like a boss

just like good wine

 

[squicken]

Houston fans should use today to take notice of the local team that knows what the fuck it is doing, and ignore the one that doesn't

 

[MechDX]

Jayson Braddock ‏@JaysonBraddock · 14m14 minutes ago
Spent some time this week gauging the atmosphere in NRG. It's not good. I'll tweet out some thoughts from the players & the relationships.

Jayson Braddock ‏@JaysonBraddock · 11m11 minutes ago
Bob McNair just got embarrassed on national TV by a horrible defense, a cast-off Hall of Famer / former Texan, broke down RB & 40 yr old QB.

Jayson Braddock ‏@JaysonBraddock · 10m10 minutes ago
Last week his team was down 42-0 in Atlanta

Jayson Braddock ‏@JaysonBraddock · 9m9 minutes ago
Players in the locker room have compared the situation with this coaching staff to a "college environment".

Jayson Braddock ‏@JaysonBraddock · 9m9 minutes ago
A lot of players aren't buying what the Texans' coaching staff is selling, any more. Have some players checked out on these coaches? Yes

Bolded is Watt IMO

 

[WesternHeretic]

Hey now we went to two SB with a "college' environment fuck maybe even a HS environment.

 

[unknownstranger]

https://twitter.com/johnskelton19/status/652323410257711104

I love how whenever a QB plays like shit former backups who aren't in the league anymore feel the need to talk smack.

 

[Line_HTX]

Bryan Hoyer is the real life Autocorrect QB.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

Not feeling battlefront. Feels like a bad fan made mod. Nothing like the originals. Shame