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[Elfforkusu]

That was a dumb return. Didn't even let your offense attempt a Hail Mary.

Have we been watching the same Houston offense?

 

[ShaneB]

Bill cutting 15 players right now.

 

[Spinluck]

Everyone has been saying this literally our entire existence.

fixed

 

[cdyhybrid]

Texans gonna draft Deshaun Watson and win seven more Super Bowls

 

[Mrbob]

You sure? Brady loving the agg catches, no reads, chuck and hold Y.

Lol, so true.

 

[msdstc]

Bill cutting 15 players right now.

Eric Rowe would be #1

 

[bionic77]

Brady's deep throws look Cyborg PeyPey tier.

Yeah that pass to Edelman was crap. Only completed because of the push off.

And that was with a clean pocket and like 5 seconds to step into it.

I actually like the way the Steelers match up with the Pats but cheating Bill always outcoaches us (how much of that is from cheating is hard to say).

 

[MrS]

I don't know who either of you dipshits are but can you stop embarrassing yourselves please? That's Grovo's gimmick

Great contribution you're making there, chief.

Belichick will fire these guys up at HT. Pats got this.

 

[Matrix]

Sign Cuttles after the Bears release him.

I can't say I'm against that... which is sad as fuck.

 

[GalacticToast]

(how much of that is from cheating is hard to say).

Probably 93% of it. At least.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

This game is amazing. I have a Texan sized boner

 

[Bronx-Man]

Knock it off, guys. Keep it fun, keep it playful.

 

[Miracle]

Have we been watching the same Houston offense?

Not saying it would have been successful. Just that...

My miracle powers is trying hard damn it!

 

[Bread]

Hey, how about we keep posting what we want and you deal with it?

Well that wasn't douchey at all

 

[TheCochese]

I prefer to think of going into rearming for next season. Atlanta won't make it past the NFC Championship. /ded

If you're trying to get back at me with smack about Atlanta, wrong team.

But either way, that's one step farther than the NW Crybabies.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

83 yards on 20 attempts..."Brock having himself a pretty good game so far"

 

[Line_HTX]

Tony Gonzalez: "Plays a pretty good game..."

AKA FOUR throws that were dropped interceptions.

 

[shiftplusone]

Texans have a bad qb but you can't pay everyone and gotta have a weakness somewhere but he's one they paid so lol?

This team with a real QB would be something

I don't know who either of you dipshits are but can you stop embarrassing yourselves please? That's Grovo's gimmick

Better watch out boban he'll post a screenshot and no one will give a shit

 

[Broank]

If I were a betting man I would have put good money this would be one of those 45-3 games, especially after the first couple drives. Texans are playing hard and the Patriots fucking up every which way.

 

[Spinluck]

The Texans coach should probably be fired if they lose.

?

how many coaches would do better with Brock at QB?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I don't know who either of you dipshits are but can you stop embarrassing yourselves please? That's Grovo's gimmick

Please don't diss Grovo before the bars open

 

[BlackGhost]

Texans gonna draft Deshaun Watson and win seven more Super Bowls

I get to have Borks?

 

[Gigglepoo]

Texans halftime adjustment: Chuck it deep to Fuller and Hopkins.

 

[GalacticToast]

Well that wasn't douchey at all

So I should just stop posting because homie says so?

Vvv I've won at least 3 games of Madden, FYI

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Well that wasn't douchey at all

Texans have a bad qb but you can't pay everyone and gotta have a weakness somewhere but he's one they paid so lol?

This team with a real QB would be something




Better watch out boban he'll post a screenshot and no one will give a shit

He won a game of Madden once don't you know?

 

[Vyer]

If only we had even a somewhat competent offense.... sigh

 

[sf2fanatic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM

I literally lol'd the entire song. Thank you

 

[Digital-Hero]

If you're trying to get back at me with smack about Atlanta, wrong team.

But either way, that's one step farther than the NW Crybabies.

If you think someone is trying to get back at you then you already have issues. Wasn't directed at you but the team that beat mine. So fuck off.

 

[Line_HTX]

The Texans coach should probably be fired if they lose.

Will not be fired regardless of outcome.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

If I were a betting man I would have put good money this would be one of those 45-3 games, especially after the first couple drives. Texans are playing hard and the Patriots fucking up every which way.

Nope, with a 16 point spread or whatever I would have bet against the pats. Texans D has been legit all season

 

[Bronx-Man]

make nflgaf great again

 

[cdyhybrid]

83 yards on 20 attempts..."Brock having himself a pretty good game so far"

A QB could have negative Y/A and Simms would slurp him

I get to have Borks?

Bork gonna win one for The Land :')

 

[Tamanon]

I love the playoffs, when randoms that nobody knows start trying to throw bombs in here.

 

[TheCochese]

If you think someone is trying to get back at you then you already have issues. Wasn't directed at you but the team that beat mine. So fuck off.

Most people are adult enough to say we lost, respect to them, we'll be back next year.

But you do you.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Brock really needs to step it the fuck up this defense is playing amazingly well (that goal line stand was great) but I'm worried Belichick gets his team settled in with half time adjustments and they start playing like I expected them to play. So we'll see what happens in the second half of this game. Really depends if Brock can start making some throws buuuuuuuut let's be serious, he hasn't shown shit all year.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

He won a game of Madden once don't you know?

me when I lose Madden 99% of the time on Easy

make nflgaf great again

#NotMyGAFsident

 

[bionic77]

83 yards on 20 attempts..."Brock having himself a pretty good game so far"

He can't read the defense. He doesn't look deep and he is only hitting maybe half of his checkdowns.

Half of the shakedowns though.

Pretty good.

 

[Miracle]

I can't say I'm against that... which is sad as fuck.

Would Matt Schaub still be the best QB in Texans history?

 

[msdstc]

He can't read the defense. He doesn't look deep and he is only hitting maybe half of his checkdowns.

Half of the shakedowns though.

Pretty good.

Again compared to his season? This is an upgrade, he's been awful.

 

[Line_HTX]

I am seriously stunned that Tony Gonzalez said something that dumb.

 

[Goro Majima]

Will not be fired regardless of outcome.

If the game stays close, it's hard to hate on BoB too much.

Brock was a total swing and a miss but they're also in the playoffs....with Brock.

Texans just need a half way decent quarterback

 

[GalacticToast]

I love the playoffs, when randoms that nobody knows start trying to throw bombs in here.

If people are responding, I'd have to guess that they're landing

 

[MrS]

He won a game of Madden once don't you know?

Was this an attempt at humour? I can't tell.

 

[Cornbread78]

Ok, you know it's bad when I've started..

 

[elrechazado]

Dartmouth football is an example to us all

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

me when I lose Madden 99% of the time on Easy

Play Madden with us when it's up on EA Access. You could take Bead easy

 

[Bronx-Man]

oh my god who the fuck are you people

what the fuck is going on right now

 

[Mollymauk]

Wtf Fez is on ncis?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Again compared to his season? This is an upgrade, he's been awful.

It's really not. He's missing throws, and lucking out on INTs. He's playing like dog shit and the only reason this isn't a blowout is Texans forcing turnovers. If the Pats don't turn the ball over anymore the Texans won't score.

 

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