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[Pepiope]

Who names a game "Arms"?

The same guy who names a character ribbon girl

 

[BlackGhost]

This presser is kinda lame. But I actually like that they kept the motion control stuff.

Can't wait to play another Resident evil 4 remake with the controller!

I will say that I highly doubt that will be the case. Nintendo better put pokemon go on this thing if they want it to be a success.

Pokémon go? Wut? That was several months ago old man!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bionic will forever be known as the joyCONMAN

 

[Mrbob]

Bionic I want to believe but this is beyond awful so far.

 

[Bread]

Couple of things I have noticed so far.

We finally got the ice cubes. I suspected this and definitely hoped for it, but I did not want to disappoint anyone because I knew the technology required for this was science fiction until recently.

Oh my god :jnc :jnc

 

[Hindl]

Fuck yeah full Splatoon sequel!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Once Zelda trailer comes out, everyone will be on board. Watch

Yeah, I just said that to Bread in party chat. Gonna be an hour of Nintendo shitting over everyone then they'll show Zelda and everyone will forgive them

 

[JABEE]

Fuck. The Pats are really going to win, aren't they?!

 

[Pepiope]

A new squid, holy shit

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Fuck. The Pats are really going to win, aren't they?!

It's over

Humanity has definitively Taken the L

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

SPLAT DUALIES COME AT ME BROS

 

[Elfforkusu]

Was anyone expecting the joycons to be the trojan horse for more motion control bullshit?

Well, by that measure, so is VR...

 

[Matrix]

This shit is fucking Wii 2.

Fuck my life

lmao

I had left over hope as well. This is surreal.

 

[Kastrioti]

Splatoon 2 going for that Halo 2 dual wield

 

[Himynameischris]

Fuck. The Pats are really going to win, aren't they?!

Yup, 2017 gonna be even worse than last year.


Strap in boys!

Well, by that measure, so is VR...

Makes perfect sense in VR tho....(and it's amazing)

 

[KaYotiX]

Yeah, I just said that to Bread in party chat. Gonna be an hour of Nintendo shitting over everyone then they'll show Zelda and everyone will forgive them

only reason i give a shit about Nintendo anymore is Mario/Zelda/Metroid. Thats all i want.....just give it to me Nintendo.

 

[DMczaf]

Remember, Breadstream did not support Switch before tonight.

Bread and I did it.

 

[Hindl]

Splatoon 2 is a good start to redeem the first half hour of this

 

[Draxal]

Yeah, I just said that to Bread in party chat. Gonna be an hour of Nintendo shitting over everyone then they'll show Zelda and everyone will forgive them

Mario, Splatoon and Zelda is for the core gaming audience.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Fuck. The Pats are really going to win, aren't they?!

Someone needs to Tonya Harding Tammy. For the sake of humanity.

 

[Bread]

Remember, Breadstream did not support Switch before tonight.

Bread and I did it.

Scorpio is brought to you by Breadstream

 

[BlackGhost]

Lol this is like the oldest school conference -_-

 

[squicken]

That dude was on something but at least he was into it

 

[Tom Penny]

Fuck. The Pats are really going to win, aren't they?!

Even if they don't win I will never forget how hilarious this press conference has started. You couldn't even make this shit up.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

what squid you think guys

 

[RBH]

MARIO!

 

[yankeehater]

I wouldn't trust Nintendo to run an email server for me, no way am paying for their online.

 

[JABEE]

WOAHAHAHAAH SWITCH REDEEMED.

FUCK THE PATS. You're going to lose.

 

[Pepiope]

Hey, it's Mario!

 

[Hindl]

Yo what the fuck is Mario doing in Metropolis

 

[Futurevoid]

Mario City! Now we're talking.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Open world Mario?!?!?!

 

[cashman]

my boy mario finally in the city

 

[Himynameischris]

GTA: Mario?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Urban Mario (no racist)

:thinking:

 

[FloydtheFathead]

This is Floy's Nintendo

This one is on DM

BG...FLo....Kave....YOU DID IT!

We all did it friend..

F JINXED BOTH

WHAT THE FUCK

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But this is DM's fault

 

[Fantomex]

The internet right now

 

[Futurevoid]

Yeah seem this is where they get my money every time lol

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Open world Mario

Hmmmm

Fuck it, give me Mario Kart too and I'm back in

 

[Hindl]

Mario looks pretty dope honestly

YO WHAT THE FUCK THE HAT HAS EYES

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Okay Mario actually looks incredible.

 

[Draxal]

NEW DONK.

 

[Dishwalla]

Mario looks interesting.

 

[Kastrioti]

Yeah, Mario looks awesome *phew*

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

The character from the Gameboy Mario Land :*)

 

[Pepiope]

That hat

 

[KaYotiX]

Hmmm, mario looks cool

 

[RBH]

Mario sandbox world??!??!??!

 

[Himynameischris]

Hate 3D platformers so pass.

 

[cdyhybrid]

God damnit.

I'm back in.

I hate everything