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NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT| A Fraud Needs A Place To Crash, FreemanCorp: LiveMas

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Goro Majima

Goro Majima

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I feel like I have a solid argument for the real next Helen Mirren
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Metallica's been doing their sound check at the ballpark across the street all throughout the day. Just finished Enter Sandman.
 
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FloydtheFathead

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bionic77 said:
He lives in Vegas.

I like to imagine that he is taking on two hookers at the same time while also eating a hot dog with all the fixings on it. He is doing this wearing a Rodman Bulls jersey and Zach Morris sunglasses. No ketchup and no condoms. And definitely no fucks (except the ones he is throwing out to the hookers courtesy of credit cards and extra strength viagra).
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Sounds like a king.
 
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Striker

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Nemesis121 said:
Giants got rid of a headache, also his numbers after Giants are bad, also he's a true Giant, dude was never healthy, never played a full season the the NFL.
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Unicorn was good, Boss was decent, but Shockey was the last real good TE Eli's had and he left after 2007.
 
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XiaNaphryz

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bionic77 said:
He lives in Vegas.

I like to imagine that he is taking on two hookers at the same time while also eating a hot dog with all the fixings on it. He is doing this wearing a Rodman Bulls jersey and Zach Morris sunglasses. No ketchup and no condoms. And definitely no fucks (except the ones he is throwing out to the hookers courtesy of credit cards and extra strength viagra).
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Lies, grad students don't make enough to afford even the cheapest Vegas escort services.
 
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squicken

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An NFL personnel executive told NFL Media analyst Lance Zierlein that North Dakota State QB Carson Wentz is "way overrated," while another texted him to say that he wouldn't draft Wentz in the first round.

Zierlein relayed these exchanges on the The Pick Is In podcast. Recalled the analyst, "One said 'Boy, that North Dakota State kid is way overrated.' And the other one texted me and said 'After watching him for a full week [leading up to the Senior Bowl], there is no way I would draft Carson Wentz in the first round." The 6-foot-6, 231-pounder had been rising like a Phoenix on draft boards in the early part of the process, with large-scale gushing from the draft community around the Senior Bowl. "[Some teams] have a hard time with this freight train of enthusiasm surrounding an FCS prospect who still has a lot of work to do," Zierlein wrote.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...-theres-no-way-i-would-draft-wentz-in-round-1
 
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Kastrioti

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Megatron news:

Lions' Rod Wood speaks with Calvin Johnson: 'We're going to give him time'

The Detroit Lions have met with Calvin Johnson after all.

Much has been made of new general manager Bob Quinn saying he hadn't spoken with Johnson, who is considering retirement. But team president Rod Wood said he's talked with the receiver several times, including when the season ended and again on Wednesday.

Wood declined to divulge the nature of those discussions, though he did say that while he wants Johnson back for a 10th season in Detroit, he has no intention of trying to convince him to do so.

"Right now I want him to come to his own conclusion and decide what he wants to do," Wood told reporters Friday during Super Bowl 50 festivities in San Francisco. "I wouldn't want to try to convince him to play, if that's not what he wants to do. But obviously if he wants to play, we want him back.
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Quinn has drawn some heat from around the league for not doing more to recruit Johnson to return, and also for allowing rumors to fester that Detroit might ask Johnson, who has a cap charge of $24 million next year, to take a pay cut.

Wood says he intends to introduce Quinn to Johnson within the next week, though remained mum on what might happen with the contract.

"We'll see if he's going to come back," Wood said, "then we'll talk about what happens with his contract."
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http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ss...rod_wood_has_s.html#incart_river_mobile_index

I guess there were meetings all along, contrary to what everyone in the media was saying, just not made public until now.

I still don't understand why he wouldn't announce retirement already if he already told Coach Caldwell, Matthew Stafford and Stephen Tulloch before the 2015 season started.
 
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Grover Cleveland

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The Panthers' cancer-stricken honorary coach/dancing expert Braylon Beam and their Keep Pounding drum both made the trip to SB50.

No word yet on if Sandstorm made it to Levi's Stadium.
 
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