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Was it about Johnny 8Ball?
Grover Cleveland
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It was actually about Joshua "Five On It" Gordon
ye sure bob. repeating that a thousand times isnt going to make it good
HarryDemeanor
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Glad the Broncos got rid of him. For a guy who idolizes Terrell Davis, he sure disappointed everybody.
Nemesis121
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Eli trying to get PEDton to Giants if he retires..
For all we know, that might be the Raiders home stadium next season.
Hard Knocks would be amazing and the Netflix series writes itself
Alligatorjandro
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"If I had a son, I would love for him to play football ... There's risk in life. There's risk in sitting on the couch."
Goodell
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AngmarsKing701
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It's, what, 1.5 hours from San Antonio.
Pfft, please
Still shorter than a flight to London. Me, you , Wienke and Dega should do a road trip and live blog it. Just gun it through Brownsville and the first 100 miles of Mexico
Himynameischris
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smh mech pls, our friendship was just reinstated...
Grover Cleveland
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Per source, NFL came close to adding a 4th game in London for '16 over the last few weeks. Both Wembley and Twickenham were considered.
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Per source, NFL came close to adding a 4th game in London for '16 over the last few weeks. Both Wembley and Twickenham were considered.
Ok you can go as well. Translator and booty observer.
yankeehater
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racist.
It's a real city on the south tip, y'know?
AngmarsKing701
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So now that ESPN has another matchup that only NFL-GAFfers will watch for their MNFuckball, when do we hear about the TNFuckball opener to the season?
Possible matchups:
Denver vs. NE rematch - this one boils down to Brock vs. Jimmy Gavemepolio, who will be pushed into service after Rog takes Brady's Deflated Balls all the way to the Supreme Court to get him a one game suspension.
Carolina vs. AZ rematch - does Carson Palmer go full Claude Lemieux at this point and curl into the fetal position or does he have any life left?
GB vs. AZ rematch - Rodgers' arm is 4 feet longer after heaving that Hail Munn, but Carson now short-arms everything after pulling a Delhomme. Who wins the rematch?
Pittsburgh at Cincy - the NFL probably wants to get one of these games off the docket before Burfict is allowed back on the field, to avoid us all having to watch that psycho go Chiclets on someone. Plus, we all know that as soon as this game is announced, Salty Manifesto v2.0 will be written, just waiting for his team's implosion for it to be posted.
Cleveland vs Dallas - JFF, rehabbed and reborn after "accidentally" tripping Romo in practice and re-fracturing his collarbone, starts for the Cowboys against the Huge Action coached Browns (just to get the Cleve off the primetime docket as quickly as possible).
Possible matchups:
Denver vs. NE rematch - this one boils down to Brock vs. Jimmy Gavemepolio, who will be pushed into service after Rog takes Brady's Deflated Balls all the way to the Supreme Court to get him a one game suspension.
Carolina vs. AZ rematch - does Carson Palmer go full Claude Lemieux at this point and curl into the fetal position or does he have any life left?
GB vs. AZ rematch - Rodgers' arm is 4 feet longer after heaving that Hail Munn, but Carson now short-arms everything after pulling a Delhomme. Who wins the rematch?
Pittsburgh at Cincy - the NFL probably wants to get one of these games off the docket before Burfict is allowed back on the field, to avoid us all having to watch that psycho go Chiclets on someone. Plus, we all know that as soon as this game is announced, Salty Manifesto v2.0 will be written, just waiting for his team's implosion for it to be posted.
Cleveland vs Dallas - JFF, rehabbed and reborn after "accidentally" tripping Romo in practice and re-fracturing his collarbone, starts for the Cowboys against the Huge Action coached Browns (just to get the Cleve off the primetime docket as quickly as possible).
Grover Cleveland
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The Super Bowl champion will get the regular season opener.
So it pretty much comes down to Cards-Panthers or Denver-NE/Indy
I mean, in theory you could have the Panthers playing in Denver opening night, but I doubt the league wants the same game that ended 2015-16 open 2016-17.
So it pretty much comes down to Cards-Panthers or Denver-NE/Indy
I mean, in theory you could have the Panthers playing in Denver opening night, but I doubt the league wants the same game that ended 2015-16 open 2016-17.
Himynameischris
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This is only posed towards the cool people in this thread. Pat fans can ignore my post and go back to looking at whatever weird and illegal porn that they are into.
What do you all do when listening to this classic song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
I already know what some of you do, but I am wondering what the rest of you are doing.
Eznark is clearly wearing a Brewers cap backward and leaning the fuck into sharp ass turns on his John Deere imagining that the grass he is cutting are Russian or angry brown people.
Ninja is looking at pictures from 2003 and crying softly while drinking a beer.
MRSA is driving an ambulance on the wrong side of the road while also being extremely high.
Wellington is masturbating at extremely high speeds watching game film from when the Giants used to be good.
What do you all do when listening to this classic song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
I already know what some of you do, but I am wondering what the rest of you are doing.
Eznark is clearly wearing a Brewers cap backward and leaning the fuck into sharp ass turns on his John Deere imagining that the grass he is cutting are Russian or angry brown people.
Ninja is looking at pictures from 2003 and crying softly while drinking a beer.
MRSA is driving an ambulance on the wrong side of the road while also being extremely high.
Wellington is masturbating at extremely high speeds watching game film from when the Giants used to be good.
BaltimoreLarry
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Kenny Loggins is so underrated. "This is It" is an amazing song.
That is where the Hotspurs going to play
BlackGhost
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Did he yell "Free Him!"?
Why do you do when listening to the sound track of what is maybe the most American movie of all time?
Grover Cleveland
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Is it bad that I knew exactly which song it was before I even clicked on the link?
Sweeney Tom
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Goodell really pulled out the "There's risk in everything, there's even risk in sitting on the couch" card when asked about head injuries
"yolo" - Roger Goodell
Himynameischris
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wtf is a Hotspur?
Grover Cleveland
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The Panthers doing a service to those poor people on the WC by bringing them Bojangles.
On the contrary I think it means that you are an extraordinary person who must have been raised by some amazing people.
A Pats fan would click on the song and be listening to it for the first time...
They are a soccer club in England.
Amazing artist. Danger Zone is him at his peak but I still think Footloose is his masterpiece
When I listen to this song I close my eyes and remember all the awesome scenes from the movie and the become sad at how far we have fallen as a society. What with QBs wearing slippers and fox tails and tights vs Dan Marino in a nice 3 piece suit, a trench coat and some fine Isotoners
WanderingWind
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I mean, look, it's true. I will never in my life feel sorry for guys getting paid millions to play a game. Not going to happen in a world where all of fucking Africa and North Korea exists. Pro football players can sign a rookie contract with minimum money that is more than most people in the entire world will get for their entire life and then retire. Want me to feel sorry because they're going to have health issues when they're old? Sorry, fucking no. You know who else has health issues when they're old? Every single swinging dick/clit in the universe. You're not special, even if your college econ professor said you were while giving a bogus ass B-.
Wait. Is that Wes' team? Aka, the London Browns?
BaltimoreLarry
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I stretch it out. Lots of long, deep leans. Lots of staring at the horizon.
AngmarsKing701
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Don't forget Uggs. We have fucking cheating QBs in the 21st Century repping mankind with fucking Uggs on.
He is free and selling used cars in Houston
BaltimoreLarry
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Did I forget to mention that I'm wearing a red, white, and blue singlet?
That makes it 50% ok.
To make it 100% the singlet would have to be assless or crotchless and you would have to be stretching in a park or public in front of some professional bitches.
Alligatorjandro
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Uggs are a luxury item us plebs don't deserve.
Goro Majima
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Driving through the Third Ward in Houston to get some Taco Bell without getting shot
Didn't know he was out of jail.
While you should play the first eventually, you don't really need to play it to get into 2. The story and gameplay don't necessitate it. Although if you haven't played XCOM you might be in for a rude awakening with regards to how easily everything can go to shit.
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