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NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT| A Fraud Needs A Place To Crash, FreemanCorp: LiveMas
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Mock up of the ring:
Kiss it Panthers-GAF
I feel a stirring in my pants!
ten year olds talking about fucking their sister.
This type of thing makes it hard to hate the government. Who else has the authority to round you people up?
Himynameischris
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That ring is ugly as fuck, I expected better
So the incest confuses you but the tentacle rape makes sense?
Granted I am pretty fucking dated on anime. The last time I saw a perverted anime was in college in the 90s. A friend of mine from Hong Kong told us about anime and we asked him to put some on. Because this was the dark ages he had to put the videocassette in the main tv (look up VHS you stupid children to see what life was like before the internet).
While I was amused at how stupid anime was in general there were others who were unable to find the humor and stupidity in this crap and we were banned from using the tv for at least a month.
I am kind of with ez here and think there is something seriously wrong with you if are you into that kind of crap. I think the same thing about people who watch weird porn too. The government needs to keep a closer eye on all of you weirdos.
There was actually a good article about the general creepy direction some anime has moved in recently. I need to find it, but I think the gist was that the otaku market started getting bigger in Japan, and instead of trying to globalize anime they just started focusing on pandering to these people who would spend fucktons of money on statues, figures, pillows, etc. And it's created this cycle where companies pander to these people because they spend money, which causes more mainstream audiences to be turned off by the whole thing, which causes the company to pander even harder, etc. Basically the weirdos who like that shit spend so goddamn much on it that companies just keep doing weird shit like incest
The tentacle thing dates back to censorship laws prohibiting phallic imagery so they substituted the tentacle and it became part of the culture.
Kinda like explaining grounhog day to people who aren't american.
Groundhog Day doesn't involve Punksatawny Phil climbing into an 8 year olds gash, bro. Seek help.
Greg tell me what position you think the Texans prioritize in the draft.
Sorry for pissing on your shrine of Favre, even though he's a Packer I respect his legend.
Matthew Stafford and Brett Favre have similar, God given arm strength and gunslinging mentality. Can zip the ball into triple coverage like its nothing.
Bullshit on Cutler working with less. Stafford has had far less help during his career.
Cutler has always had a running game whether with Chicago or Denver. Stafford had the worst running game in the league last year.
Matthew Stafford has never had a semblance of a running game and went from 2012-2014 with essentially no professional WR other than Megatron.
Give Matthew Stafford someone like Matt Forte and see what he does with some semblance of a running game.
yankeehater
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Hey Bionic I want to sue gata for either slander or libel for calling me a racist yesterday. I figure we can take him for everything he owns, which is a soiled Pats jersey and the cinder blocks that hold his families trailer up. You in, I can pay you exactly $0.
I did not know that.
This is the first and last time I will say this.
To be fair to the weirdos in Japan we also have some weird fucking porn shit going on these days. People these days can't even got off to just regular bleached blondes with gigantic tits. They need something fucked up thrown in. In my day all you needed was a few minutes in the bathroom and a plump Sears model in her bra and panties. We preferred actual pornography but we weren't picky by any means and we didn't spend 5 hours of our day looking for the perfect vid.
The world really sucks.
whatever position has the largest hand size
But its so odd to think that there is a demographic that niche that would find comedy like that important to all anime.
It's something I don't understand why its taken over mainstream production.
Alligatorjandro
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You are a racist gramps
That's why I like you Greg, attention to details. Don't want some small handed freaks like certain QBs in the state of Florida.
Poor people have the best defense of all time in lawsuits.
As it stands you can't take anything from them because they have nothing.
i will represent you if you add a few more zeros and a 1 in front BUT for your lawsuit to be actionable we need someone really radical like Trump to bring back debtors prisons and slavery. Otherwise I will just take a few thousand dollars from you to get a lien against Gata's wealth. Which is about as useful as a book on ethics in New England...
Zvonimir Boban
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This is not a trait to be admired.
DeaconKnowledge
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Kids today are spoiled.
When we were younger we had to be resourceful. Foreign movies, cool older uncles, the patience to catch a glimpse of a titty before it was scrambled. It made us appreciate every scrap we got until such time we got enough game together to actually have sex with a real female.
Nowadays these motherfuckers have everything handed to them to the point that they're desensitized to sex while still being virgins. The population is going to decrease heavily in the next 20 years as more "men" marry their pillows.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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Yeah.....unlike most of the other creepy/uncomfortable anime tropes that have appeared, I have honestly no clue where this one originally came from.
yankeehater
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I dont know what FFt is I just searched John Oliver debtors prison and that came up.
Yeah I got no answers there. And I'd be laughing at Deacon's thought about American birthrates if not for the fact that Japan is in a serious child birthrate crisis right now, so maybe he's right.
In other news:
Schefter said:
Although the Ravens are making aggressive offers to keep him
I am in the minority but I strongly believe that kids and young people need to learn to wait and what it feels like to lose/struggle.
The real world is not like youporn.
I also never heard of that freedom fighters website. Yankee we are pretty fucking far from debtors prisons though. I assume those people were probably jailed for not showing up to court which has been something that has always been around but I didn't read the article.
They've had different careers in terms of what teams they were drafted on and how those franchises were run. Matthew Stafford took over the worst team in NFL history at 21 years old. He's hitting that 28-34 year old prime so I'm betting on a Super Bowl win let alone playoff wins.
He's the only QB currently on pace to beat Peyton Manning's all time yard record and potentially TD record if he plays another 10 years.
Another record Matthew Stafford broke this year:
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2016/matthew-staffords-obscure-record
Long article on the implications of the record and who was close in the past.
I don't know, I thought you were a moderator on there.
Futurevoid
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He can just palm a QB by the head with one hand.
yankeehater
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Oh if he only keeps up his current level of play until he is 38 he will break Mannings record? Seems likely.
DeaconKnowledge
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Steelers already have a freakishly big guy who plays too high.
How did you celebrate his 28th Birthday
That's a big boy.
AngmarsKing701
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Stafford is also like 2-29 (did not look this up) against teams with a .500 record or better. Having a strong arm doesn't mean you can throw it through the defender in your way. He's more likely to pick it off.
But hey, :kas is in midseason form and we're only in February ffs.
I never wrestled or played football so I have little to no understanding how the contest works between pass rushers and offensive linemen. So much of it has to do with leverage, balance and footwork. I never really played a sport with that much contact so I have no first hand experience with it.
Ask kas he was nearly a nfl player because he started DL for the jv team
Did you not see my post? He took over the 0-16, 2008 Detroit Lions. Remember that team? Do you understand how bad that team truly was and how long it's taken to build our roster to where it's at?
That 2-29 record is nonsense and most were close games where the defense lost the game or a referee made a bad call. Rarely does Stafford go out and lose games for the Lions. I really can't remember one game where I said to myself "Stafford shit the bed it's totally 100% his fault we lost."
In fact it's the opposite.
Look at his 4th quarter numbers and look at the amount of last minute drives he's led the Lions to victory.
DeaconKnowledge
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I wonder how much Kas would kiss my ass if I managed to win one more game than the 2008 Detroit Lions...
ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 15m15 minutes ago
Competition committee has discussed shortening preseason by a game http://wp.me/p14QSB-9Zut
It's ongoing as we speak.
Competition committee has discussed shortening preseason by a game http://wp.me/p14QSB-9Zut
It's ongoing as we speak.
Those games matter a lot for a shit ton of players. That'd be stupid.
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