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[WedgeX]

Trent Truck pick haunts your team still.

One year one hit wonder. I really feel for Cleveland some times.


But mostly I remember that they are in Ohio.

 

[Bread]

Groin post-surgery selfie.



Nice Astros hat there.

Quit flexin bro

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Johnny is the new affluenza teen

 

[WedgeX]

Johnny is the new affluenza teen

How long until he dyes his hair and attempts to flee to Kokomo, IN thinking that its a different country ?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Hey guys.. I...

What the..

Smh.

Billy Why?

 

[CrocMother]

that's about a mile from where i grew up

 

[Himynameischris]

Hey guys, listen....guys it's Cam Wakes Birthday today, we should take this day to celebrate an awesome player and awesome person.

Brown fans should participate so they know what it's like to have an amazing player and upstanding citizen be apart of your team, to give them hope that even when your team is terrible, you can still have great players that are good, honest, decent human beings. It doesn't all have to be bad.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Hey guys, listen....guys it's Cam Wakes Birthday today, we should take this day to celebrate an awesome player and awesome person.




Brown fans should participate so they know what it's like to have an amazing player and upstanding citizen be apart of your team, to give them hope that even when your team is terrible, you can still have great players that are good, honest, decent human beings. It doesn't all have to be bad.

But we have Joe Thomas.. And you have Miko Grimes.. We still win.

 

[Himynameischris]

But we have Joe Thomas.. And you have Miko Grimes.. We still win.

Miko grimes is not part of the team tho

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Miko grimes is not part of the team tho

But like a shadow.. She is hovering over you and on twitter representing the Dolphins.

Also you have Suh Stomp.. And Ryan Tannehill.. He who yells at practice squad players.

 

[squicken]

that's about a mile from where i grew up

can't get over them using the police chopper to track him down

 

[chuckddd]

can't get over them using the police chopper to track him down

I hope this ends up on an episode of cops.

 

[Himynameischris]

But like a shadow.. She is hovering over you and on twitter representing the Dolphins.

Also you have Suh Stomp.. And Ryan Tannehill.. He who yells at practice squad players.

Yeah but you have Johnny so you really can't compare and Suh is a good guy outside of the field and Tannehill has every right to yell at those bitches, they are practice squad for a reason.

 

[Talon]

It's almost like he was a coddled baby from day 1.

 

[squicken]

I'll be cheering for Aggie greats and always classy Kubes and Von in the Owl

 

[Narag]

Jff on the lam. Jerruh has a safe house, go there now.

Pretty sure he can enter Jerruh World, sign a contract, then claim sanctuary per local law.

 

[WanderingWind]

Pretty sure he can enter Jerruh World, sign a contract, then claim sanctuary per local law.

Kinda like time served tbh

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Yeah but you have Johnny so you really can't compare and Suh is a good guy outside of the field and Tannehill has every right to yell at those bitches, they are practice squad for a reason.

Friend.. Why are we arguing about the morals of our respective franchises.. We aren't the Pats or Steelers.. We won't be go to hell anyway.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Friend.. Why are we arguing about the morals of our respective franchises.. We aren't the Pats or Steelers.. We won't be go to hell anyway.

Yes you will

 

[elrechazado]

Pretty sure he can enter Jerruh World, sign a contract, then claim sanctuary per local law.

I think AT&T stadium is a cathedral to the gods of cocaine and hgh. Religious sanctuary applies.

 

[bionic77]

Friend.. Why are we arguing about the morals of our respective franchises.. We aren't the Pats or Steelers.. We won't be go to hell anyway.

The Steelers are not evil.

They are Americas team. The team that has the most fans in the country. Anywhere you go in the US of A yin will find many of us. Unless you think America is evil you can't say shit about the Steelers!

 

[Himynameischris]

Friend.. Why are we arguing about the morals of our respective franchises.. We aren't the Pats or Steelers.. We won't be go to hell anyway.

You are right, in honor of our friendship I would have posted browns cheerleaders but y'all don't have any but at least we're not the pats.

The Steelers are not evil.

They are Americas team. The team that has the most fans in the country. Anywhere you go in the US of A yin will find many of us. Unless you think America is evil you can't say shit about the Steelers!

Ahem...

 

[BlackGhost]

Senior bowl time, go draft picks!

 

[RBH]

Carson Wentz time!

 

[WedgeX]

The Steelers are not evil.

They are Americas team. The team that has the most fans in the country. Anywhere you go in the US of A yin will find many of us. Unless you think America is evil you can't say shit about the Steelers!

I support this thanks to my dad. Although Big Ben is a permanent stain.

 

[Line_HTX]

The Steelers are not evil.

They are Americas team. The team that has the most fans in the country. Anywhere you go in the US of A yin will find many of us. Unless you think America is evil you can't say shit about the Steelers!

The Steelers are full of shit, too.

 

[MechDX]

Carson Wentz time!

Please just don't let Cleveland ruin him.

 

[bionic77]

The Steelers are full of shit, too.

Are you saying America is full of shit?

 

[BlackGhost]

Gross Jake Coker is starting for the south

 

[ampere]

Tannehill has every right to yell at those bitches, they are practice squad for a reason.

Why does he get picked off by them then?

Because he's trash and can't handle knowing it

Real QBs pay the practice squad kids when they pick them off. Team sport brah

 

[Line_HTX]

Gross Jake Coker is starting for the south

That OSU DT looks kind of cool.

 

[Goro Majima]

Trejo staning the Cowboys is one of the most disgusting things to happen in this thread.

I don't agree with bionic's assessment of the Steelers but they're not the enemy of the Packers and good decency like the Cowboys and Pats

 

[Himynameischris]

Why does he get picked off by them then?

Because he's trash and can't handle knowing it

Real QBs pay the practice squad kids when they pick them off. Team sport brah

Read up on what actually happened

Trejo staning the Cowboys is one of the most disgusting things to happen in this thread.

I don't agree with bionic's assessment of the Steelers but they're not the enemy of the Packers and good decency like the Cowboys and Pats

How can you hate this? This is a real American, he doesn't hate on cancer patients, can get married and have kids without his talent being sucked dry...oh I get it you're jealous...that's alright I'm a little jealous too but I learned to appreciate him for all his greatness.

 

[MechDX]

Trejos love for the cowboys and his Shit talking about Russell is about to ruin our friendship.

Guess that's why the Dolphins are the Dolphins

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Trejo is a whore

 

[Himynameischris]

Trejos love for the cowboys and his Shit talking about Russell is about to ruin our friendship.

Guess that's why the Dolphins are the Dolphins

That basic bitch needs google to talk to his girlfriend, if you look up to him you need to reevaluate your life friend, I'm here for you when you're ready to admit you have a problem.

 

[Goro Majima]

Trejos love for the cowboys and his Shit talking about Russell is about to ruin our friendship.

Guess that's why the Dolphins are the Dolphins

He deserves the Dolphins for these transgressions

Absolutely disgusting

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

The true form of Gata.

 

[Line_HTX]

Something something Jason Garrett eyeing Carson Wentz.

Pretty decent throw in a tight window.

 

[BlackGhost]

If Wentz ran like a 4.6 I'd be pretty impressed by his athletic ability. The FCS championship game I saw I was surprised at how mobile he was.

 

[Goro Majima]

The true form of Gata.

Needs more thuggery

 

[MechDX]

He deserves the Dolphins for these transgressions

Absolutely disgusting

This is why deep down I'm ok with Wienke. This and his secret crush on JJ of course.

But I still won't let the bitch buy me Whataburger

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The true form of Gata.

No

 

[Grover Cleveland]

CBS would like you to stop making fun of Mike Carey for getting calls wrong

It would help if the man didn't sound like he woke up everyday with a Jim Beam bottle in his hand whilst being spectacularly awful at getting calls right, though.

 

[Goro Majima]

This is why deep down I'm ok with Wienke. This and his secret crush on JJ of course.

But I still won't let the bitch buy me Whataburger

There's no situation where I would root for the Cowboys.

Thank god the Bears can't play the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.

Assuming there's no asteroid coming to destroy Earth, no Bane to blow up the stadium, and that I lack the courage to commit suicide, I'd root for the Pats over the Cowboys.

Fuck them now and forever!

 

[Line_HTX]

Did you like that Coker 3rd Down run there, BG?

Fuck them now and forever!

No worries. They're back to where they belong now at 158-158.

 

[Himynameischris]

There's no situation where I would root for the Cowboys.

Thank god the Bears can't play the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.

Assuming there's no asteroid coming to destroy Earth, no Bane to blow up the stadium, and that I lack the courage to commit suicide, I'd root for the Pats over the Cowboys.

Fuck them now and forever!

So you have darkness in your heart....I'm so sorry, you'll always be gata tier to me now.

RIP Wienke

 

[MechDX]

So you have darkness in your heart....I'm so sorry, you'll always be gata tier to me now.

RIP Wienke

Tannehills blood next season is on your hands

 

[bionic77]

Trejo staning the Cowboys is one of the most disgusting things to happen in this thread.

I don't agree with bionic's assessment of the Steelers but they're not the enemy of the Packers and good decency like the Cowboys and Pats

Cowboys have either the biggest or 2nd biggest fanbase so I can't hate them. They are not evil, they just really like cocaine and hookers.

 

[Crisco]

Ugh, losing a Super Bowl as an overwhelming favorite to a Manning would be the most awful thing ever.