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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT2| - I Mean Look What Our Teams Did For Us!

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jbug617

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bionic77

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jbug617 said:
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He is fucked either way.

Either the Pats are lying on the injury report or Brady is a lying Trumpfaced scumbag who is selling a bullshit product. Hey guys this snake oil really helps me with the concussions I never get! Buy some now for only $49.99!

I personally can't decide on which version I prefer.
 
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Bread

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Tom Brady hit his head while playing the game of football and he hid it from the nation. Throw the book at him (aim for his head).
 
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bionic77

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Tall4Life said:
I'm glad that you and I see eye to eye here, good to show unity
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You are obviously an intelligent person.

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A man of your intelligence will need a few bottles a week.

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Bread

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bionic77 said:
You are obviously an intelligent person.

I have a special brain serum that can take you to the next level. Looks and tastes like bottled water and will only cost you a minimal $99 a bottle.

Its called smart juice.

A man of your intelligence will need a few bottles a week.

Please PM me your address, SSN and credit card information so I can send you some of this stuff.
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damn, wish i was smart enough to be offered this kind of stuff. oh well i'll just keep eating this white cheddar popcorn that my doctor prescribed until i get to that level!
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
JABEE said:
I remember Blount still being really good last year for the Cheats. Am I misremembering?
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He was more bad than good. If you get him a ton of room to gain speed he is tough to take down, but he takes so long to get speed and he takes way too long to even get back to the line. He vultured all season.
 
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bionic77

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Bread said:
damn, wish i was smart enough to be offered this kind of stuff. oh well i'll just keep eating this white cheddar popcorn that my doctor prescribed until i get to that level!
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Not everyone can read between the lines like Tall4Lyfe.

Luckily for you I have an even stronger serum for people who just ain't as smart as that dude.

Only $150 a bottle.

Because I know you I will take 30% off and sell it to you for $140 (to qualify must buy at least 4 bottles).

Thats what friends are for.
 
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bionic77

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Alligatorjandro said:
I'm gonna eat some food tonight
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You know what goes great with food?

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Bread

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bionic77 said:
Not everyone can read between the lines like Tall4Lyfe.

Luckily for you I have an even stronger serum for people who just ain't as smart as that dude.

Only $150 a bottle.

Because I know you I will take 30% off and sell it to you for $140 (to qualify must buy at least 4 bottles).

Thats what friends are for.
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Wow that's a hell of a deal. I could just throw that on my credit card and forget about it! This all sounds too good to be true, do you have any customer testimonials?
 
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bionic77

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Bread said:
Wow that's a hell of a deal. I could just throw that on my credit card and forget about it! This all sounds too good to be true, do you have any customer testimonials?
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Do I?

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The name is foreign but that review is legit as fuck.
 
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JABEE

Member
msdstc said:
He was more bad than good. If you get him a ton of room to gain speed he is tough to take down, but he takes so long to get speed and he takes way too long to even get back to the line. He vultured all season.
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If he can convert on short yardage, he will be valuable. Can he pass protect?
 
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Hindl

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JABEE said:
If he can convert on short yardage, he will be valuable. Can he pass protect?
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He's pretty much good for 3 yards on a play and is good to bring in late game when defenses are tired and he can just bully people. He's not great at pass protection or receiving. He's a bruiser and that's it, but that's what the Eagles need
 
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Tom Penny

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Hindl said:
He's pretty much good for 3 yards on a play and is good to bring in late game when defenses are tired and he can just bully people. He's not great at pass protection or receiving. He's a bruiser and that's it, but that's what the Eagles need
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His first down rate on carries was 22% last year.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
JABEE said:
If he can convert on short yardage, he will be valuable. Can he pass protect?
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He's a mediocre in protection and his short yardage ability is overrated. Most of the work was done by the line.

Blount does have a lot of wow moments though like carrying multiple defenders and pushing piles, but he takes to long to get going. Honestly I think he stinks.
 
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Tall4Life

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The Celtics win Game 7, they get the #1 seed, and now there's gonna be a special counsel for the Trump investigation. Good shit is happening! LeBum better not fuck this up for the rest of us, the C need to win the NBA finals to complete the prophecy
 
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Tall4Life

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I bought 3 tickets for Game 6 in the Cleve, y'all better pray that the C make it that far :(((

or else i'll get a full refund, i guess...
 
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