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[Dutch Gronk]

When I listen to BG talking about my boy Peppers.

 

[Doominated]

Has that NFL exec not seen the Browns?

Outside of Williams/Wilkerson/Richardson/Lee/Adams, can you name a single game one starter on the entire team?

Two of those are young players that might not even pan out, one is likely to be gone by the end of the season (Wilkerson), one causes trouble (Williams), and one had a grand total of one and a half sacks last year (Richardson).

This is a 1-15 roster without a shadow of a doubt in my mind. The only reason I don't say 0-16 is because their schedule is so easy since they were garbage last year too, so they'll beat SOMEBODY for sure. But this is easily the worst team in the league and it's not even close. They make the Browns look like a potential future dynasty.

 

[Sanjuro]

Who will win the most Super Bowls in the next three years, Jets or Browns?

 

[bionic77]

Who will win the most Super Bowls in the next three years, Jets or Browns?

The Jets are huge Trumpers so smart money is on them.

The Browns being the Browns they probably supported some politician in Canada.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Nice to see Teddy making good progress. Maybe he will be able to play again.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Nice to see Teddy making good progress. Maybe he will be able to play again.

Possibly, he's looking good. But even if not, if Bradford can play at the level he did last season they still have a good QB. So at worst, they have a decent QB and a decent backup.

 

[Sanjuro]

I just realized I haven't touched a video game in well over two months. :/

Thanks, Nintendo.

 

[Man God]

The 49ers,Rams, and Browns are ahead of the Jets talent wise. Doesn't seem controversial at all.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

Chan sighting

A California paramedic faces charges for allegedly fondling a seizing woman in need of medical assistance.

Chan, 32, turned himself in Monday after learning there was a warrant for his arrest, according to news station KTXL. He was charged with sexual battery for his alleged misconduct working in the capacity as a Los Angeles paramedic.
Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office and police are investigating an April 1 incident where Chan is accused of inappropriately touching a 19-year-old woman during a call. The woman, who was having seizures, was being transported to a local hospital.

Authorities said that Chan, put his hands down the woman’s shirt and pulled out her right breast while he thought she was unconscious, news station KRCA reported.

Chan then reportedly put the woman’s breast back into her shirt, telling a paramedic intern, “Sorry man, I had to.” The intern later reported the incident to a supervisor.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Possibly, he's looking good. But even if not, if Bradford can play at the level he did last season they still have a good QB. So at worst, they have a decent QB and a decent backup.

Yeah I know.

Bradford played well as anyone could hope for last year. It just all sucks because Teddy had potential to actually be the guy for a long time.

It's all very Minnesota Vikings.

 

[bionic77]

Chan sighting

That is too fucked up to make a joke about.

 

[chuckddd]

Outside of Williams/Wilkerson/Richardson/Lee/Adams, can you name a single game one starter on the entire team?

Two of those are young players that might not even pan out, one is likely to be gone by the end of the season (Wilkerson), one causes trouble (Williams), and one had a grand total of one and a half sacks last year (Richardson).

This is a 1-15 roster without a shadow of a doubt in my mind. The only reason I don't say 0-16 is because their schedule is so easy since they were garbage last year too, so they'll beat SOMEBODY for sure. But this is easily the worst team in the league and it's not even close. They make the Browns look like a potential future dynasty.

Name me a Brown not named Manziel, Richardson or Gilbert!

 

[Mackenzie 92]

That is too fucked up to make a joke about.

Trump's America.

Spoiler

It is extremely fucked up, glad the intern spoke up and told the supervisor. A lot of guys probably wouldn't have.

 

[Bread]

Chan sighting

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Name me a Brown not named Manziel, Richardson or Gilbert!

Future NBA Championship winning head coach Mike Brown!

 

[Pepiope]

The fact that Jordan Matthews didn't drag his feet on this play still tilts me.

 

[bionic77]

When I listen to BG talking about my boy Peppers.

That is actually the look you get when you show her your Switch on the rooftop.

BG ain't ever gotten that look from anybodies.

 

[BlackGhost]

That is actually the look you get when you show her your Switch on the rooftop.

BG ain't ever gotten that look from anybodies.

You used to look at me like that, before I said I wasn't getting Switch at launch. Now you're just a very crazy ex -__-

 

[Bread]

Bionic:BG::Mech:Savage

 

[Himynameischris]

Bionic:BG::Mech:Savage

:jnc

 

[Kave_Man]

The Jets are huge Trumpers so smart money is on them.

The Browns being the Browns they probably supported some politician in Canada.

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

 

[Sanjuro]

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

 

[bionic77]

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

You would probably just apologize for everything (i.e. be a good Canadian).

You used to look at me like that, before I said I wasn't getting Switch at launch. Now you're just a very crazy ex -__-

We were going to be bro's but in the heat of the moment you proved yourself to be a beta.

JCBs are cool with everybody but we also never forget.

You ain't ever going to live that down.

 

[BlackGhost]

You would probably just apologize for everything (i.e. be a good Canadian).


We were going to be bro's but in the heat of the moment you proved yourself to be a beta.

JCBs are cool with everybody but we also never forget.

You ain't ever going to live that down.

Yeah but I can just get a switch at a later date like planned, seems like a pretty easy problem to fix!

But on the flip side, you'll be crazy forever :/

 

[darkside31337]

buying a switch at launch was probably the worst purchase ive made since the time I bought a mark sanchez jets jersey.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Yeah I know.

Bradford played well as anyone could hope for last year. It just all sucks because Teddy had potential to actually be the guy for a long time.

It's all very Minnesota Vikings.

There's a reason a quarter of the state has DWIs.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Yeah but I can just get a switch at a later date like planned, seems like a pretty easy problem to fix!

But on the flip side, you'll be crazy forever :/

BG my dude, you need to get on that Zelda train.

 

[Bread]

BG don't listen

remember what i told you about the basements

 

[gutshot]

The fact that Jordan Matthews didn't drag his feet on this play still tilts me.

Dat throw though. Now imagine Alshon on the receiving end of that.

 

[Tall4Life]

BG don't listen

remember what i told you about the basements

this thread is getting weird

 

[BlackGhost]

BG don't listen

remember what i told you about the basements

Roofments are the future?..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Weird boiz

 

[Bread]

Rooftops are weird, there's no roof on them what happens when rain

 

[Himynameischris]

Rooftops are weird, there's no roof on them what happens when rain

Uhh that's not something we're generally concerned with here in So. Cal....and I mention (yet again) that we don't really have basements here either...

What you lying to BG about I wonder...

 

[sf2fanatic]

Damn it Sanji.

*removes the Mountie from my fav top 10*

 

[Fox318]

Our leader tried to convince the head of the FBI that he didn't fuck hookers in russia.

what a world we live in.

 

[BigAT]

Rooftops are weird, there's no roof on them what happens when rain

SMH...Bread probably goes to wet t-shirt contests and tries to stop them because the shirts might produce mildew if not dried in a timely manner.

 

[sf2fanatic]

😂😂😂😂

 

[Bread]

Wet shirts will cause chafing

 

[jello44]

buying a switch at launch was probably the worst purchase ive made since the time I bought a mark sanchez jets jersey.

One is now a very expensive paper weight and the other can just be used as a rag.

 

[darkside31337]

One is now a very expensive paper weight and the other can just be used as a rag.

pretty sure that voids the warranty smh

 

[Pepiope]

Dat throw though. Now imagine Alshon on the receiving end of that.

19-0!

 

[Himynameischris]

One is now a very expensive paper weight and the other can just be used as a rag.

Does the switch have good absorbing properties?

 

[Milchjon]

Chan sighting

Shit, that just works too well.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Chan sighting

What if that actually is chan

 

[Himynameischris]

Friends! We get to see our Dolphins in those amazing throwback unis again and no more hideous bright orange color rush!

In fact, Miami will once again wear throwback jerseys to 1966 twice in the 2017 season.

“We love them,” Garfinkel said. “The players love them. That was one of the first things [we thought] when we first got here. We look up at these pictures of Bob Griese and Nick Buoniconti. Those are beautiful football jerseys. So how do we bring those back on a more consistent basis?”

The Dolphins will also wear all-white jerseys in a Thursday night color-rush game against Baltimore on Oct. 26.

Owner Stephen Ross was not a fan of the bright orange color-rush jerseys Miami wore last season.

 

[Sanjuro]

Why don't those idiots just wear that every week?

 

[bionic77]

Our leader tried to convince the head of the FBI that he didn't fuck hookers in russia.

what a world we live in.

We went from leader of the free world to joke country in record time.

What's crazy is that people like Brady, Bill, etc still support him even after all of this. Bill is probably writing love letter 2.0 as we speak about how he always believed in Trump and how much he admired his ability to soak those Russian hookers.

 

[Himynameischris]

Why don't those idiots just wear that every week?

Because they hate me 😒

 

[jbug617]

Bob Stoops is retiring