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[Dutch Gronk]

Just got to say it: Damn you ugly Europe. Fugliest continent on earth.

Continents with Donald Trump as president: North America.


We still win.

 

[JABEE]

hahahahahahahahhahah excuse me, hahahahahahahahahaha good luck with that.

lol.

It would seem to be an easy, face-saving step.

 

[JABEE]

Disneyland ain't in Florida.

Educate yourself.

You sure know a lot about Florida and the Walt Disney Company for someone who doesn't have illegitimate children living in Florida.

 

[Greg]

Greg.....I didn't know you had a daughter....


https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/910900622555176960

can't dunk

not my daughter

Spoiler

pls no kids for me

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I think I might prefer daughters over sons? Maybe just one each.

 

[Hindl]

I think I might prefer daughters over sons? Maybe just one each.

A wise man once said if you have a son you only have to worry about one penis, if you have a daughter you have to worry about all of them

 

[Dutch Gronk]

A wise man once said if you have a son you only have to worry about one penis, if you have a daughter you have to worry about all of them

You do have a point there...

 

[Himynameischris]

A wise man once said if you have a son you only have to worry about one penis, if you have a daughter you have to worry about all of them

with no kids you dont have to worry about shit

 

[Bread]

I think I might prefer daughters over sons? Maybe just one each.

So can you understand?
Why I want a daughter while I'm still young
I wanna hold her hand
And show her some beauty
Before this damage is done

 

[Hindl]

with no kids you dont have to worry about shit

Yeah but then you get into your 70s and 80s and don't have anyone to take care of you for free

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

 

[Milchjon]

Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

Tom Brady, the Gwyneth Paltrow of sports

That might just be the best description I've seen of him off the field

(He's hotter, tho)

 

[Bread]

Hearing some explosive rumors about Floy's choice of toppings when ordering a hotdog, hope they aren't true.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Hearing some explosive rumors about Floy's choice of toppings when ordering a hotdog, hope they aren't true.

I'm not perfect

 

[Rvaan]

Hearing some explosive rumors about Floy's choice of toppings when ordering a hotdog, hope they aren't true.

There's nothing wrong with Floy putting pineapple on hotdogs.

 

[Milchjon]

Burger King has started selling hot dogs over here.

For about $3,60 apiece.

WTF.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Yeah but then you get into your 70s and 80s and don't have anyone to take care of you for free

I don't know why anyone holds up this myth of your kids taking care of you when you're old. Go to your local retirement home and ask 90% of the people when the last time they saw their kids was. You'll be lucky to find more than a small handful that have seen them in the last month.

 

[Himynameischris]

Burger King has started selling hot dogs over here.

For about $3,60 apiece.

WTF.

why are you living in 2016 friend , join us in the misery that is 2017

 

[Bread]

Yeah but then you get into your 70s and 80s and don't have anyone to take care of you for free

true if you're using FMT's definition of free

 

[Hunter S.]

All this whining like a Nintendo Switch kiddie gamer about the game has made NFL-GAF shit this year.

At least, I got my Broncos and locals to talk to who do not just constantly whine.

 

[Milchjon]

why are you living in 2016 friend , join us in the misery that is 2017

But they're like half the price in the US!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

There's nothing wrong with Floy putting pineapple on hotdogs.

I'm not that bad

 

[Bread]

All this whining like a Nintendo Switch kiddie gamer about the game has made NFL-GAF shit this year.

At least, I got my Broncos and locals to talk to who do not just constantly whine.

quit whining

 

[Himynameischris]

But they're like half the price in the US!

We need cheap garbage food to cope with the orange shit stain in the white house

 

[Hunter S.]

quit whining

If it becomes chronic than your post is legit.



In other news, I think the Broncos beat their toughest opponent this year other than the Cheats and the AFC best division. There might be semen, semen everywhere by the playoffs!

 

[captive]

I think I might prefer daughters over sons? Maybe just one each.

one each is awesome.

A wise man once said if you have a son you only have to worry about one penis, if you have a daughter you have to worry about all of them

quit being a sexist pos and teach your daughter self respect and she wont go looking for penis for fulfillment.

 

[gutshot]

quit being a sexist pos and teach your daughter self respect and she wont go looking for penis for fulfillment.

Damn. That escalated quickly.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

with no kids you dont have to worry about shit

Agreed, especially having to worry about whether or not to teach said kid a sport that will end up crippling their brain and also legs

 

[JABEE]

Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

Tom Brady is a fan of cancer too.

He really is the devil.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Agreed, especially having to worry about whether or not to teach said kid a sport that will end up crippling their brain and also legs

My left handed pitcher kids will be fine.

 

[gutshot]

Kids are cool. You youngs don't know what you are missing.

Dogs are fucking assholes though. Don't get a dog.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Kids are cool. You youngs don't know what you are missing.

Dogs are fucking assholes though. Don't get a dog.

Your poor taste in teams is only surpassed by your poor taste in pets

 

[CrocMother]

Kids are cool. You youngs don't know what you are missing.

Dogs are fucking assholes though. Don't get a dog.

Eagles-culture folks

 

[Spinluck]

All this whining like a Nintendo Switch kiddie gamer about the game has made NFL-GAF shit this year.

At least, I got my Broncos and locals to talk to who do not just constantly whine.

I think meant winning

 

[gutshot]

Your poor taste in teams is only surpassed by your poor taste in pets

Dogs are shitty replacements for kids. Just have a kid. They are way more rewarding and less work. Trust me.

 

[Hindl]

Eagles-culture folks

Don't lump all of us in with that

 

[CrocMother]

Dogs are shitty replacements for kids. Just have a kid. They are way more rewarding and less work. Trust me.

Kids less work than dogs?

RIP gut's kids

 

[Milchjon]

Kids are cool. You youngs don't know what you are missing.

Dogs are fucking assholes though. Don't get a dog.

You seem like the most sane Eagles fan around.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Don't lump all of us in with that

Who are they gonna throw snowballs and batteries and battery-filled snowballs at this year

 

[Bread]

how the fuck are kids less work than dogs

that's some stockholm syndrome shit

 

[Fox318]

Photo taken at a charity softball game

 

[JABEE]

Photo taken at a charity softball game

YankeeHater plays to win, brah!

 

[CrocMother]

Why are cops always bald/balding and have the worst balding-haircuts?

They bring shame to my tribe

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

how the fuck are kids less work than dogs

that's some stockholm syndrome shit

I only have to pick up a kids shit for 3 years.

 

[Bread]

Why are cops always bald/balding and have the worst balding-haircuts?

They bring shame to my tribe

high and tight is a haircut for kids

 

[Milchjon]

Why are cops always bald/balding and have the worst balding-haircuts?

They bring shame to my tribe

Don't forget the Fieri backwards shades

 

[yankeehater]

Kids are cool. You youngs don't know what you are missing.

Dogs are fucking assholes though. Don't get a dog.

I love having kids. I also have a dog but the kids are far more enjoyable.

 

[gutshot]

how the fuck are kids less work than dogs

that's some stockholm syndrome shit

I dunno how. All I know is my dog is more needy than my 3-year-old daughter. And way more annoying.

I love having kids. I also have a dog but the kids are far more enjoyable.

#TeamKids

 

[yankeehater]

YankeeHater plays to win, brah!

I know you are joking but I used to play basketball at the playground near my house growing up and people would quit playing because we would play so hard.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I dunno how. All I know is my dog is more needy than my 3-year-old daughter. And way more annoying.



#TeamKids

Yeah, but is she a dog? No.

Checkmate.