NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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Smokey said:
i hope you freeze to death you lazy fuck
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jnc

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MechDX said:
Let me guess......Bills lifelong?
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No lol. Seahawks :(

I was just joking about the stages of grief and it turns out anger is stage 2.
Denial — "I feel fine."; "This can't be happening, not to me."
Denial is usually only a temporary defense for the individual. This feeling is generally replaced with heightened awareness of possessions and individuals that will be left behind after death.
Anger — "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How can this happen to me?"; '"Who is to blame?"
Once in the second stage, the individual recognizes that denial cannot continue. Because of anger, the person is very difficult to care for due to misplaced feelings of rage and envy.
Bargaining — "I'll do anything for a few more years."; "I will give my life savings if..."
The third stage involves the hope that the individual can somehow postpone or delay death. Usually, the negotiation for an extended life is made with a higher power in exchange for a reformed lifestyle. Psychologically, the individual is saying, "I understand I will die, but if I could just do something to buy more time..."
Depression — "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die soon so what's the point... What's the point?"; "I miss my loved one, why go on?"
During the fourth stage, the dying person begins to understand the certainty of death. Because of this, the individual may become silent, refuse visitors and spend much of the time crying and grieving. This process allows the dying person to disconnect from things of love and affection. It is not recommended to attempt to cheer up an individual who is in this stage. It is an important time for grieving that must be processed.
Acceptance — "It's going to be okay."; "I can't fight it, I may as well prepare for it."
In this last stage, individuals begin to come to terms with their mortality, or that of a loved one, or other tragic event.
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The Bills want to make Williams the highest-paid defensive player in the league, with a deal better than the six-year, $91.5 million contract that Julius Peppers signed with the Bears in 2010. The Bills’ offer to Williams will apparently include more than $91.5 million in total money, more than the $40.5 million in the first three years that the Bears gave Peppers, and more than the $42 million guaranteed that the Bears gave Peppers.
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LOL
 
Smokey said:
i hope you freeze to death you lazy fuck
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:jnc

You happy about this move LJ? The Bills D could be beasting hard soon with the addition of a healthy Williams! I still think they needs a QB though to be a true contender.

Edit: Wow at the Mario Williams contract details. No wonder Chicago is out. Can't afford Williams and Jpep!
 
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/category/rumor-mill/

The Bills want to make Williams the highest-paid defensive player in the league, with a deal better than the six-year, $91.5 million contract that Julius Peppers signed with the Bears in 2010. The Bills’ offer to Williams will apparently include more than $91.5 million in total money, more than the $40.5 million in the first three years that the Bears gave Peppers, and more than the $42 million guaranteed that the Bears gave Peppers.
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The Bills want to make Williams the highest-paid defensive player in the league, with a deal better than the six-year, $91.5 million contract that Julius Peppers signed with the Bears in 2010. The Bills’ offer to Williams will apparently include more than $91.5 million in total money, more than the $40.5 million in the first three years that the Bears gave Peppers, and more than the $42 million guaranteed that the Bears gave Peppers.
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I don't even want to see JPP resigning figure in a couple of years if he keeps his pace of play.:(

Osi must be licking his fucking chops right now.
 
Bowser said:
The Bills want to make Williams the highest-paid defensive player in the league, with a deal better than the six-year, $91.5 million contract that Julius Peppers signed with the Bears in 2010. The Bills’ offer to Williams will apparently include more than $91.5 million in total money, more than the $40.5 million in the first three years that the Bears gave Peppers, and more than the $42 million guaranteed that the Bears gave Peppers.
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O'hare airport is reporting that hines ward and brandon jacobs is in route for bears or another teams city near by...no connected flights.

st louis or indy please. Get the fuck out of here oldies.
 
s7evn said:
No lol. Seahawks :(

I was just joking about the stages of grief and it turns out anger is stage 2.
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What is this the twelve steps? Where is Cuevas...

Found for Fantomex? A little bigger sample size, 2 out of 3 Denver fans prefer Manning to Tebow. We are not all crazy...

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Front page of the Denver Post.
 
Now that he leaves, Texans fans acknowledge his laziness lol

Even that aside, his injury history should scare anyone from giving him that kind of money.

edit: ooooohhhh Brownies get Flynn? They had to do that. What the hell does Miami do if they don't get Manning?

Not seeing Flynn news anywhere else yet
 
ari said:
O'hare airport is reporting that hines ward and brandon jacobs is in route for bears or other teams city near by...no connected flights. st louis or indy please. Get the fuck out of here.
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I wouldn't mind the additions if the team can get these two on the cheap.
 
Godslay said:
What is this the twelve steps? Where is Cuevas...

Found for Fantomex? A little bigger sample size, 2 out of 3 Denver fans prefer Manning to Tebow. We are not all crazy...

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Front page of the Denver Post.
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If you do get Peyton I hope the fans rally behind him and Tebow takes that "I'm gonna learn from him" stance. It would be win win for everyone I guess.

I'm just gonna chill here and get ready for the Matt Moore era at Miami smh.
 
Pro Football Focus wrote:
19:37 Jeremy Mincey is reportedly a target for the Chicago Bears according to various reports. The man drafted by the Patriots in 2006 was our 12th ranked defensive end in 2011, and was that rare breed of DE who played the run and pass equally well. He would prove an upgrade on Israel Idonije who struggled to consistently generate pressure when playing an every down role. He may not be Mario Williams, but Mincey would give the Bears a dominant set of defensive ends.
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yes plz
 
I wouldn't be comfortable making Mario Williams the highest paid Defensive player in the league. Dude's good but coming off an injury like that I'm not sure if he'll be as good as he was with the texans. Then again this is probably the only way the Bills could sign a FA.



Mrbob said:
Nice move by Cleveland. Miami is the big loser today.
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Whelp, i guess it's Manning or bust. I'm prepared for the worst :(
 
Fantomex said:
If you do get Peyton I hope the fans rally behind him and Tebow takes that "I'm gonna learn from him" stance. It would be win win for everyone I guess.

I'm just gonna chill here and get ready for the Matt Moore era at Miami smh.
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I'm afraid Tebow gets traded. I'd like him to stay and learn (even Manning doesn't mentor him). I still think he can be serviceable.

Moore finished the year off strong didn't he? It could be worse.
 
Godslay said:
I'm afraid Tebow gets traded. I'd like him to stay and learn (even Manning doesn't mentor him). I still think he can be serviceable.

Moore finished the year off strong didn't he? It could be worse.
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Yeah it could be worse, we could be starting Chad Henne. Oh well Manning or Bust I guess.
 
La Canfora reporting Moss' deal with 49ers includes no guaranteed $$$

Also, that's the only place I've seen the Flynn news, so still unconfirmed at this point
 
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