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[Alligatorjandro]

thank you brother, you will be compensated when we get the big account.


You're less loyal

Never said I was

 

[Bread]

Woo! Who is the big account? Can you say?

Yes. It's the Johnson account.

 

[DMczaf]

Yes. It's the Johnson account.

I'm gonna buy that house and car I always wanted!

#TooBigToFail

 

[BlackGhost]

Yes. It's the Johnson account.

Holy shit, the Johnson account?! The white whale.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fuck breadstream

GatorTech is coming for you

 

[Bread]

Lol we stole the big Johnson account from gototech and he's mad

It's all he had

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bread=

 

[rando14]

Fuck breadstream

GatorTech is coming for you

what tech do you sell

 

[BlackGhost]

This is gonna be bigger than the Catalina Wine Mixer.

 

[DMczaf]

Lol we stole the big Johnson account from gototech and he's mad

It's all he had

:*)

We gonna make it big, Bread.

We did it :*)

 

[Bread]

Bread=

More like Dick kissy

 

[cdyhybrid]

Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF 11h
The @Seahawks were the only NFL team to boast TWO top-10-graded edge defenders last season (Bennett and Avril).

#blessed

 

[Godslay]

Oh shit, Hilldawg getting interrogated by the FBI tomorrow and Siemian gonna be good?

A man can dream.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

Oh shit, Hilldawg getting interrogated by the FBI tomorrow and Siemian gonna be good?

A man can dream.

Oh god. Give it up Slay.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Lol we stole the big Johnson account from gototech and he's mad

It's all he had

The big Johnson account isn't real

It was me, it was me all along

 

[Himynameischris]

I knew I should have picked up popeyes on the way home...now I'm hungry and too lazy to do anything about it....

 

[rando14]

I knew I should have picked up popeyes on the way home...now I'm hungry and too lazy to do anything about it....

Order a prizza

 

[DMczaf]

The big Johnson account isn't real

It was me, it was me all along

Is this true Bread!?!?

 

[Bread]

Is this true Bread!?!?

You were supposed to do a background check....oh god what have we done!?!

 

[DMczaf]

You were supposed to do a background check....oh god what have we done!?!

God damn it!!! It's still Friday, it's not the weekend yet! We can stop the deal!!!

 

[Eleuin]

They done went and started the fireworks.

It sounds like a warzone

Pray for Grover

You made it to Canada while drunk?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You were supposed to do a background check....oh god what have we done!?!

Oh you didn't know? DM was in jail for propositioning women to sneeze on his dick.

 

[Himynameischris]

Order a prizza

 

[BlackGhost]

Johnny Knoxville being the voice of Leonardo is kinda bothering me for some reason. Watching the 1st turtles movie finally

 

[Bread]

God damn it!!! It's still Friday, it's not the weekend yet! We can stop the deal!!!

God dammit I'm on vacation in the Ozarks with top models and you fucks are ruining this for me! I'll take the helicopter to HQ and click cancel on the deal computer.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You made it to Canada while drunk?

I live in the southern continental United States.

They will pop fireworks every day for the next week and a half.


Also I've been sober now for at least 72 hours now. Respect my decision pls

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Is anyone else shocked that DM hasn't figured out this is just a huge ponzi scheme?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Live look at Breadstream hq

 

[BlackGhost]

we did it y'all :")

 

[cdyhybrid]

we did it y'all :")

Indeed.

 

[rando14]

I see My Boy Aubrey gettin some, I'd put eye emoji but I'm on my laptop rn

we did it y'all :")

Did you end up getting the job... or gonna do grad school...??

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Is anyone else shocked that DM hasn't figured out this is just a huge ponzi scheme?

The man is in denial, he still thinks all the girls in the office wants his dick now.

 

[rando14]

Tonight is our own Dr. RBsHitman's first official night of work as a doc :')

*prays for his patients

 

[Slo]

Tonight is our own Dr. RBsHitman's first official night of work as a doc :')

*prays for his patients

 

[Bread]

Congrats Dr Shitman!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[bionic77]

If I was starting a company I would have real difficulty in selecting which of you I would want to be the head janitor (no one here has shown that they are capable of much more).

 

[Himynameischris]

If I was starting a company I would have real difficulty in selecting which of you I would want to be the head janitor (no one here has shown that they are capable of much more).

I mean I run an entire financing department at work...but ok

Spoiler

;_;

 

[bionic77]

I mean I run an entire financing department at work...but ok

Spoiler

;_;

You are one of the leading contenders. You show real initiative in cleaning up shit.

I am going to hire some fine ass Ivy League bitch to be the accountant.

 

[Dega]

): I wanna job

 

[Bread]

You are one of the leading contenders. You show real initiative in cleaning up shit.

I am going to hire some fine ass Ivy League bitch to be the accountant.

I'm your gal!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

If I was starting a company I would have real difficulty in selecting which of you I would want to be the head janitor (no one here has shown that they are capable of much more).

Put me in charge of hiring the interns

 

[Kave_Man]

This is gonna be bigger than the Catalina Wine Mixer.

POW! POW!

The Catalina Fucking Wine Mixer!

POW!

 

[Spinluck]

): I wanna job

Then get one.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

): I wanna job

You're the resident dega

*pats head*

 

[Gobias]

): I wanna job

You want to work in retail with me?

 

[bionic77]

Put me in charge of hiring the interns

I knew an old, ugly ass attorney who was in charge of hiring at a firm and he only hired girls based on who he thought he might be able to fuck.

3 sexual harassment lawsuits later, he was let go and they gave the position to a woman.

The old ugly ass dude later bought a wife from Asia who ditched his ass like 3 seconds after she became a citizen.

Lessons learned? Don't put old pervs in charge or hiring and don't be ugly.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I knew an old, ugly ass attorney who was in charge of hiring at a firm and he only hired girls based on who he thought he might be able to fuck.

3 sexual harassment lawsuits later, he was let go and they gave the position to a woman.

The old ugly ass dude later bought a wife from Asia who ditched his ass like 3 seconds after she became a citizen.

Lessons learned? Don't put old pervs in charge or hiring and don't be ugly.

But I've already set up my office!

Gata is my first interview

 

[bionic77]

But I've already set up my office!

Gata is my first interview

That's my signal to go to sleep...

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Oh you didn't know? DM was in jail for propositioning women to sneeze on his dick.

:jnc

Johnny Knoxville being the voice of Leonardo is kinda bothering me for some reason. Watching the 1st turtles movie finally

That bothers me too friend.

Tonight is our own Dr. RBsHitman's first official night of work as a doc :')

*prays for his patients

Go Shitman!!!