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[JABEE]

Gata, you take care of the camp fire and snacks.

I'll bring the women.

deal

Gata and Coldnoodle to find their calling as owners of a freak show.

Gata will creep you out with his infatuation with incest and his love of rubbing animal belly. Coldnoodle will recruit the ugliest women around to "entertain" the Gata's guests.

They need a catchy name.

 

[Vyroxis]

What the fuck is wrong with fruit snacks

Nothing! They are great as a way to remind yourself that what kids eat is generally horrid.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Meetup next year for the Draft.

 

[JABEE]

I would rather go to the Kas meetup.

 

[BlackGhost]

Gata and noodle living together, that could be a good reality show.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

That reminds me I'll be So Cal the 12-17, there is a wedding that sunday I think, but other than that I'm free. LET'S DO THIS CALIFORNIA-GAF

 

[JABEE]

Gata and noodle living together, that could be a good reality show.

Gata has the right amount of stupid, while Coldnoodle provides the right amount of freakiness to entice our scaly friend into peculiar situations.

 

[Konka]

Meetup next year for the Draft.

I'm down if it's at Greg's and there are wings.

 

[Tom Penny]

GAF is anti hooker? Despicable.

 

[JABEE]

GAF is anti hooker? Despicable.

I'm not sharing a hooker with the Gata. I don't think I can be more clear.

 

[Narag]

Fine then

we can set around a fire and tell ghost stories

"And there behind the kids stood the monster, Bernard Pollard."

 

[Bread]

Gata has the right amount of stupid, while Coldnoodle provides the right amount of freakiness to entice our scaly friend into peculiar situations.

chan could be the racist neighbor next door

snes could be the best friend who always lets himself in

 

[Vyroxis]

GAF is anti hooker? Despicable.

Anti-cheap hooker. There are some great ones out there that even the biggest prudes on GAF would drop a grand on to sniff their farts.

 

[cdyhybrid]

"And there behind the kids stood the monster, Bernard Pollard."

racist

 

[Alligatorjandro]

"And there behind the kids stood the monster, Bernard Pollard."

you would be the first one to disappear from the meet up

 

[Tamanon]

I think it's a little early in the relationship for NFL-GAF to meet Gator's mom.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

GAF is anti hooker? Despicable.

He said get a bunch of dudes together but only buy one cheap ass hooker. He'd probably pay his sister 5 dollars to come over.

I'm not sharing shit with Gata. I don't know what kind of Gronk-level diseases they breed in that backwater, hick-infested state.

 

[JABEE]

I think it's a little early in the relationship for NFL-GAF to meet Gator's mom.

;jnc

Jags-GAF keeping the Gata in line.

 

[Eleuin]

Fine then

we can set around a fire and tell ghost stories

"Tom Brady looked in the mirror, and he was a Cleveland Brown."

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I think it's a little early in the relationship for NFL-GAF to meet Gator's mom.

no one invited you anyways

 

[BlackGhost]

GAF is anti hooker? Despicable.

It looks like we're not against hookers, we'll just need multiple hookers. Binders of hookers...

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Jabee, we can discuss business around the campfire.

I'm not touching a hooker though.

 

[JABEE]

Jabee, we can discuss business around the campfire.

I'm not touching a hooker though.

I don't know if I want to go out into the woods with Gata. Who knows what or who is out there? Not to mention, the Gata.

 

[Tom Penny]

He said get a bunch of dudes together but only buy one cheap ass hooker. He'd probably pay his sister 5 dollars to come over.

I'm not sharing shit with Gata. I don't know what kind of Gronk-level diseases they breed in that backwater, hick-infested state.

He probably would bring a Meth mouth.

 

[JABEE]

What would Gata's ideal hooker look like?

 

[BlackGhost]

What would Gata's ideal hooker look like?

I can't even begin to imagine, it might be better if he just tells us himself....

 

[Kave_Man]

One hooker?

One?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

 

[Elfforkusu]

What would Gata's ideal hooker look like?

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

This stuff just writes itself, doesn't it...

Spoiler

Sorry gata

 

[JABEE]

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

What the fuck

 

[Tamanon]

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

I reference my previous comment.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Just a cat or dog

 

[Fox318]

Dutch probably has stories from the red light district.

 

[Kave_Man]

Don't fall for Gata's trick.

He just wants everyone to bring animals so he can rub their bellies.

 

[eznark]

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

squeal like a pig, gator

 

[JABEE]

Don't fall for Gata's trick.

He just wants everyone to bring animals so he can rub their bellies.

I'm worried for you, Kave. Gata wants you to go camping with him.

 

[Bread]

can we exile gata from nflgaf

i think we've heard enough

 

[JABEE]

can we exile gata from nflgaf

i think we've heard enough

Exile him to Furry-GAF

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Ok, instead of hookers, everyone can bring an animal

JagsFanWTF.gif

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Nothing is wrong with rubbing an animals belly

especially a dogs

 

[Konka]

Nothing is wrong with rubbing an animals belly

especially a dogs

Jesus gata.

 

[JABEE]

Jesus gata.

He just keeps going on and on with his fetishism.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You guys are not respectful

 

[Fox318]

Nothing is wrong with rubbing an animals belly

especially a dogs

 

[BlackGhost]

This is offseason ...

 

[Greg]

Jabee, we can discuss business around the campfire.

I'm not touching a hooker though.

there once was a gata by flame
whose fandom could not be explained

he snitched on us all, and wouldn't take blame
so his team had to trade away Blaine

 

[Dutch Gronk]

My fetish?

Alex Morgan eating sandwiches.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I love the lengths the NBA goes to to make their clearly rigged lottery not appear rigged.

Envelopes carried in a sealed case by a verified accountant escorted by an armed security official? Silver pls

edit: Dutch, you're good people. I'm saddened by your life decision to become a Pats fan, but I will keep hoping that one day, Tebow willing, you will see the light and join us on the good side.

 

[JABEE]

there once was a gata by flame
whose fandom could not be explained

he snitched on us all, and wouldn't take blame
so his team had to trade away Blaine

Bravo, Greg.