Goro Majima
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But gators are freshwater animals
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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Cheaters Cheat.
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But gators are freshwater animals
Alligatorjandro
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BlackGhost
Banned
No doubt. he read my comment about peas and Guac, and made an official statement.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Okay they're freshwater degenerate thugs.
Did you tell her you were a Pats fan after the second date? That would explain it.
We all told you, you shouldn´t have outed yourself as a Pats fan!
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Sorry bro.
Hit the gym and get it out. Really if you're a single dude and you're not working out regularly you're doing it wrong.
Actually the first date. She was from New York and her family members are Giants fans, but she wasn't too into football. Dammit Eli!
7 days a week mang.
You want more sex, you need to be more flexible. It´s that easy.
Himynameischris
Member
There is one last chance: show her this commercial, watch her react.
"Do you want to be my Sara from Philly?!"
"Do you want to be my Sara from Philly?!"
Fuck Big Ben. I'll never do such a thing
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Which one is squicken?
Also, how you gonna have "Bengal babies" when you basically decide what the hell a 3 year old likes?
The typical problem of our society: some kids simply never get a chance. (see exhibit "Gata")
Himynameischris
Member
That´d be a good occasion to take up a new hobby like, let´s say, knitting.
Grover Cleveland
Member
The worst thing that has existed in all of the world
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
The worst thing that has existed in all of the world
edit: nevermind it was the chick and she's sitting up front with a cowboys hat and a vikings jersey on.
Wow.
The worst thing that has existed in all of the world
Where´s Sara?!
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Statistically she's probably off lighting cars on fire or cheering injuries or whatever it is that Philly fans do.
Grover Cleveland
Member
I still don't know what's worse
A) The kids being born in Cincinnati and magically turning into Bengals fans
B) Julie becoming a Cowboys fan BECAUSE SHE RAN INTO EMMITT SMITH ON THE STREET
C) The dude becoming a Steelers fan because he ate some FUCKING HAMBURGERS
Burn the whole thing down
EDIT: It's funny that all of the teams this family bandwagons combined have 2 titles since 2000.
A) The kids being born in Cincinnati and magically turning into Bengals fans
B) Julie becoming a Cowboys fan BECAUSE SHE RAN INTO EMMITT SMITH ON THE STREET
C) The dude becoming a Steelers fan because he ate some FUCKING HAMBURGERS
Burn the whole thing down
EDIT: It's funny that all of the teams this family bandwagons combined have 2 titles since 2000.
I lol'd at Texans making the Superbowl.
If you guys ever did I'd root for Watts first ring though!
Sounds logical. But what do they do when outside the stadium?
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Drink probably.
Might as well buy his jersey now then.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I predicted that the Texans would make the SB once. They finished 2-14. Never again.
I just googled "Philadelphia riots". Now I understand.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Second page? In my NFL-GAF?
Especially in the middle of the day on Disrespect Thursday!
Especially in the middle of the day on Disrespect Thursday!
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Himynameischris
Member
#FuckthePats
Also my sister is going into labor, I'm going to be an uncle!!
Also my sister is going into labor, I'm going to be an uncle!!
For the 3rd time
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Welp.
Time to burn the thread down.
I was an uncle before I was born. I was like 12 when I was a great uncle.
Half siblings from previous marriages do that I guess.
Time to burn the thread down.
I was an uncle before I was born. I was like 12 when I was a great uncle.
Half siblings from previous marriages do that I guess.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
How do you weekends differ from your weekdays anyway?
Isn't it all just a drunken blur?
I think we have to accept that NFL GAF is dying.
All greats are gone, now it's just the rabble talking.
Himynameischris
Member
wow you must be super wise if you were a great uncle that young
Himynameischris
Member
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
The twist is that it has always been the rabble talking. But I guess the thread is dying because apparently you people don't want a Milana themed OT bad enough.
Wise enough to know to never trust a gotor and fuck the Pats.
Hey I didnt drink on monday or tuesday and intended on making it a month or morebut ultimately lost again to alcoholism
Pats are cheats
Colts are thugs with a druggy for an owner
Browns could be given the best players ever and STILL lose
Packers might have the most fans in the KKK
Ravens beat their wives
Vikings beat their children
Rams hate gays
49ers... well i wont pick on them because then they might quit the nfl
Titans fuck the titans
Help me out here guys. It's disrespect thursday.
Himynameischris
Member
that's all the wisdom you need
#FirePhilbin!
#17>18-1
#Fuckthepats
#Jestsucksucksuck!
#nobodycaresaboutthebills
I was trying to think of something for the bills but then i thought "Who cares about them?"
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