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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Cheaters Cheat.

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
I'm guessing it means money shotted or something. I have no clue because FMT is far more knowledgable about sex stuff than most of us.
 

cajunator

Banned
cajun could get all the ass he wanted at the anime conventions but he is too respectful! don't let these degenerates sully your name cajun!

Im more confident than like 95% of anime con goers so girls follow me around all day asking about me.
Its annoying but I oblige them.
Also I shower and im certain at least 80% of them dont. If you ever smelled con funk you would understand the suffering.
 
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*not my hand*

*also not jak's hand...maybe*
 

Pepiope

Member
The Eagles already had a RB better than Murray and they let him go. The Cowboys are worse at that position but so are the Eagles.
This is where we disagree. Chip wanted a north south runner, and now he has 2.

McCoy is the more talented RB, but Murray fits the scheme better. Murray will hit the hole, that's what Chip wants in the offense, not a jingle footed RB. Throw in the fact that RB #2 sometimes plays an entire series because of the no huddle, and our group becomes much more improved.
The question mark is at QB, and we'll see how that goes, but the rest of the team has improved on paper, especially on defense.

(WR could be considered a question mark, depends on the growth of Matthews and Huff)
 

Godslay

Banned
They have a great line and an above average QB, but come on. Let's not act as if McFadden is going to come close to what Murray did in that offense. They will take a step back offensively. With Murray not eating up yards, the defense is going to be on the field a bit more than they were last season too. Dallas is going to be good, but they're not a better team now than they were this time last year.

Argument was that it is the Cowboys division to lose. Nothing you have said has changed my opinion.

Murray is set for a decline whether he was on the Eagles or the Cowboys. Murray also is somewhat of a fumbler and isn't much of a pass catcher. He's also historically injured. That's not to take away from his accomplishments last year though.

Will McFadden have a season as good as Murray did last year? I doubt it. I don't doubt that the Cowboys can get that level of production out of an rbbc. With the added effect of increasing production out of the RB through passing. Fumbles are up in the air, depends on the squad.

As far as being a better team overall than last year, I think they are slightly. Really hinges on whether the OL is real and Romo still has gas. Defense and rushing will fall into place if those other two are good.

Someone projected Murray at 1200 yards for the season. I think it's a reasonable peak, but I'll eat my hat if he's within 300 yards of 1800 this year.
 
Let's talk about the Ravens real quick. Tavares "mini Ray Lewis" Gooden, Jay Graham, Clarence Moore, Terrence Cody, Devard Darling, and Deron Jenkins tell you to be quiet.

Every team has draft busts but the divisional salt is strong in you, little one.

You talk about draft busts and bring the Ravens in and proceed to drop those guys? Gooden, Graham and Darling were third rounders. Moore was a sixth. Jenkins was a second rounder....in 1996! Can you even call any of them busts?

Fuck, it's great being a fan of a team where those are the examples of poor drafting, a bunch of middle round picks, and a pick from 20 years ago.

Personally, i'd have gone with Boller.
 

MRSA

Banned
Real talk with though, I have a friend that is a 30 year old virgin. He's ballin and shit and from my understanding has kicked a hooker out of his bed. He's no asexual virgin like cajun or a cousin loving virgin like Gata. His problem is he wants to fall in love to engage in intercourse. I've been trying to get it into his head that sex is a primitive innate desire, you want to procreate to because it's essentially what you're supposed to do, not because you're in love. Of course the best is to shoot blanks.

Virgins
 

Spinluck

Member
Milana <3

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So does rubbing your male appendage in between a set of big ole' tittys (like Milana's) actually result in climax? I have never tried this but I'd suppose if the area in question is tight enough for some good friction it can work. When I saw it in porno I thought it was just porno bullshit.

FMT, what are your thoughts, since you are the resident sexual deviant of NFL-GAF?

You never go ass to mouth

Hmm
 
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