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[chuckddd]

The Associated Press Verified account
‏@AP

Man who tried to launch mortar off top of his head becomes Maine's first fireworks death since 2012: http://apne.ws/1IYOR5O

 

[Bread]

The Associated Press Verified account
‏@AP

Man who tried to launch mortar off top of his head becomes Maine's first fireworks death since 2012: http://apne.ws/1IYOR5O

Yesterday my friend lit a mortar and tried to throw it, it blew up in his hand. Luckily he was only a bit burned. Idiots, when fireworks are being set off I stay far away.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Yesterday my friend lit a mortar and tried to throw it, it blew up in his hand. Luckily he was only a bit burned. Idiots, when fireworks are being set off I stay far away.

Get better friend

 

[Fox318]

Yesterday my friend lit a mortar and tried to throw it, it blew up in his hand. Luckily he was only a bit burned. Idiots, when fireworks are being set off I stay far away.

 

[Bread]

Get better friend

He says fuck you

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He says fuck you

Tell him fuck you

 

[WanderingWind]

Tell him to go slap some burn cream on his hand and his feelings.

 

[Milchjon]

How can the Yankees keep employing ARod, but deny him contractually owed money?

I mean of course he's cheating, but they knew that and profited off it?


Pls explain to this dumbo

 

[Coldnoodle]

How can the Yankees keep employing ARod, but deny him contractually owed money?

I mean of course he's cheating, but they knew that and profited off it?


Pls explain to this dumbo

America.

 

[zychi]

How can the Yankees keep employing ARod, but deny him contractually owed money?

I mean of course he's cheating, but they knew that and profited off it?


Pls explain to this dumbo

Because the player's union is filled with a bunch of cowards and wont sue on his behalf

 

[chuckddd]

Baseball handled the steroid issue about as poorly as possible. Let it happen then crucify the people who did it rather than the people that enabled it.

 

[JABEE]

Thank god its over today so mrsa can stop all this

You hate attractive non-familial women and America?

Sounds about right for you.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You hate attractive non-familial women and America?

Sounds about right for you.

No I hate mrsa.

Also, I hate you too.

 

[JABEE]

Baseball handled the steroid issue about as poorly as possible. Let it happen then crucify the people who did it rather than the people that enabled it.

And no one really gives a shit when it happens in football.

Everyone is like , "oh."

With Baseball, the media treats steroid use like the players killed the hopes and dreams of every 8-year old.

 

[MRSA]

Choot em

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i wish that straw was my wang

 

[zychi]

Baseball handled the steroid issue about as poorly as possible. Let it happen then crucify the people who did it rather than the people that enabled it.

Thats what happens when old timey wrtiers who didnt make their high school team run the league and hof, instead of the owners (nfl) or players(nba).
E: who dat coldnoodle?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Noodle you feeling okay? You posted a chick that looks like a girl instead of a boy.

 

[MRSA]

Somebody hacked Coldplay's account, she has long hair.

 

[cajunator]

Good morning!

 

[MRSA]

Good morning!

Its 1313, that's afternoon, fuckin swamp education.

 

[Kifimbo]

Not confirmed, but hearing a prominent defensive player from the #NYG seriously damaged his hand in a fireworks accident last night.

https://twitter.com/Coach_Eisy/status/617762212346617856

Big Jason Pierre-Paul story about to break in S. Fla. He severely injured hand in fireworks accident. @Coach_Eisy first to hint at situation

https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/617785024302194688

 

[Dega]

https://twitter.com/Coach_Eisy/status/617762212346617856



https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/617785024302194688

yikes

 

[Milchjon]

Quarless was soon found trying to hide in front of Siena Tavern, police say, “attempting to conceal himself and a black firearm in a nearby plant.” Police dug the gun out of the plant and later matched rounds found on the ground near the garage with the gun.

Hahahah

 

[zychi]

What time does freedom soccer start? Fox has this stupid pregame show as the scheduled start time

 

[Goro Majima]

https://twitter.com/Coach_Eisy/status/617762212346617856



https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/617785024302194688

Well at least the Giants injuries are starting to get more creative.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

What time does freedom soccer start? Fox has this stupid pregame show as the scheduled start time

7 Eastern

 

[cajunator]

Its 1313, that's afternoon, fuckin swamp education.

I know what time it is. I just woke up, so thats my morning!

 

[BlackGhost]

What time does freedom soccer start? Fox has this stupid pregame show as the scheduled start time

7 Eastern

What channel or Channel's are airing it ? Is it Fox sports one? My app doesn't say, I must make the proper preparations

 

[zychi]

What channel or Channel's are airing it ? Is it Fox sports one? My app doesn't say, I must make the proper preparations

Regular fox. My xfinity app just updated its listings.

 

[MRSA]

So ready for freedom.

 

[Fox318]

Isn't Jason Pierre-Paul in contract talks?

Giants would be better off trading him.


Get some Oline help for Eli

 

[BigAT]

https://twitter.com/Coach_Eisy/status/617762212346617856



https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/617785024302194688

What a fucking idiot. How stupid can you possibly be.

 

[Futurevoid]

https://twitter.com/Coach_Eisy/status/617762212346617856



https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/617785024302194688

Christ. What an idiot. The season hasn't even started and these guys can't even stay healthy.:/

On the good news front, I finished up the Witcher 3 today after well over 100 hours poured into it.

It's glorious in every way an RPG should be and its going to be enormously difficult to choose between this and Bloodborne as my game of 2015.

 

[Draxal]

Rumor has it that he has lost multiple fingers. Kiss that contract goodbye.

Liz Stout ‏@lizardstout 20h20 hours ago
Jason Pierre Paul has been my neighbor for over a year and I'm currently lighting fireworks with him with his truck load of fireworks

 

[JABEE]

Rumor has it that he has lost multiple fingers. Kiss that contract goodbye.

Stupid. Feel bad for him still.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

does he need fingers to head slap fools?

 

[BlackGhost]

Rumor has it that he has lost multiple fingers. Kiss that contract goodbye.

Wow seriously? Wtf, smh
Edit: lol that tweet........ Smh

 

[Fox318]

Rumor has it that he has lost multiple fingers. Kiss that contract goodbye.

That might be his career as a lineman.

Will he be able to hold different stances? Can he hold a ball properly if it was his dominate arm?

 

[Draxal]

Wow seriously? Wtf, smh

It's rumored, I doubt it happened.

edit.

JPP isn't that bright.

 

[thenight11]

Sources familiar with the situation tell us JPP suffered bad injuries to some of his fingers and his thumb

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/05/jason...ccident-fingers-hand-explosion/#ixzz3f3Keqgda


Tmz is reporting this

 

[Fox318]

Sources familiar with the situation tell us JPP suffered bad injuries to some of his fingers and his thumb

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/05/jason...ccident-fingers-hand-explosion/#ixzz3f3Keqgda


Tmz is reporting this

oh boy

 

[Dega]

That's what happens when you hang out with bread.

 

[JABEE]

Olivia Munn voice over

 

[chuckddd]

Didn't sign his franchise tender. JPP just lost a shit ton of money.

 

[Fox318]

Didn't sign his franchise tender. JPP just lost a shit ton of money.

Picture of his agent

 

[JABEE]

Didn't sign his franchise tender. JPP just lost a shit ton of money.

Wonder if agents will use the 4th of July as a deadline now.

Cost himself a shit ton of money.

 

[jbug617]

Jason Cole is confirming that he got hurt last night with fireworks
https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR/status/617799125040558080

 

[MechDX]

https://twitter.com/Coach_Eisy/status/617762212346617856



https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/617785024302194688

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