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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July

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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
AND he blows it with the timeout in the end. i loved seeing cheatin' pete fail as he always does!
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I hope, for your sake, you're wrong about that!

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If that game was a failure I'll take it every time!
 
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Slurmer

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Anyone just see Chris Kluwe on Conan?

Conan: What did the league say to you about the letter you wrote?
Kluwe: Nothing. They're usually okay with you unless you're out shooting people or something.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
I hope, for your sake, you're wrong about that!

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If that game was a failure I'll take it every time!
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A game full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Niners still won the division and still had a better season than the seachickens. But you keep celebrating that Super Bowl of yours! We have a real one to contend for again
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
A game full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Niners still won the division and still had a better season than the seachickens. But you keep celebrating that Super Bowl of yours! We have a real one to contend for again
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Better hope someone else knocks us out of the playoffs then, because it's painfully obvious that Kaep will forever be in Russell's shadow when it comes to team and individual excellence.
 
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BaltimoreLarry

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Slurmer said:
Anyone just see Chris Kluwe on Conan?

Conan: What did the league say to you about the letter you wrote?
Kluwe: Nothing. They're usually okay with you unless you're out shooting people or something.
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Kluwe's going to have a nice career as a game show host on some network no one has heard of.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
Better hope someone else knocks us out of the playoffs then, because it's painfully obvious that Kaep will forever be in Russell's shadow when it comes to team and individual excellence.
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I didn't realize you could be knocked out of the playoffs if you don't make the playoffs

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I don't see fat body wussle being asked to pose nude. Kap also has doubled wussles playoff wins and holds the all time NFL record for rushing yards by a qb and sexiness. The only record wussle holds is shortest professional athlete in the history of the world
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
I didn't realize you could be knocked out of the playoffs if you don't make the playoffs

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I don't see fat body wussle being asked to pose nude. Kap also has doubled wussles playoff wins and holds the all time NFL record for rushing yards by a qb and sexiness. The only record wussle holds is shortest professional athlete in the history of the world
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How will we not make the playoffs when we win the division by 3 games? That's not how the NFL works!

Russell is too busy studying film and perfecting his craft for stuff like that. He'd rather be good at football than pretend to be a model. He'd also rather study than go to a club and get scared when someone busts your balls. Kaep is going to retreat into his shell like his pet turtle when he sees our defense again in week 2!
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
How will we not make the playoffs when we win the division by 3 games? That's not how the NFL works!

Russell is too busy studying film and perfecting his craft for stuff like that. He'd rather be good at football than pretend to be a model. He'd also rather study than go to a club and get scared when someone busts your balls. Kaep is going to retreat into his shell like his pet turtle when he sees our defense again in week 2!
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The only way you'll win the division is if 7-9 is good enough again.

And wussle needs more film study and practice than kap. Kap is more physically and mentally gifted than wussle. Throw in the fact that Cheatin Pete isn't in the same galaxy as harbs and you have a recipe for another easy niners division title
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
The only way you'll win the division is if 7-9 is good enough again.

And wussle needs more film study and practice than kap. Kap is more physically and mentally gifted than wussle. Throw in the fact that Cheatin Pete isn't in the same galaxy as harbs and you have a recipe for another easy niners division title
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I love the WAC, but let's not get ridiculous here. Russell is probably the smartest QB to ever step foot on a football field. The only thing Kaep knows how to do is run if his first read (always a go route) isn't open. He's Michael Vick without the injury issues (so far).

ScottSullivan said:
How can Kap be in Russel's shadow, isn't Russel like 5'6?
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Men of great importance appear to be taller to the lesser people around them.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
I love the WAC, but let's not get ridiculous here. Russell is probably the smartest QB to ever step foot on a football field. The only thing Kaep knows how to do is run if his first read (always a go route) isn't open. He's Michael Vick without the injury issues (so far).



Men of great importance appear to be taller to the people around them.
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Yet somehow he managed to beat the falcons while having 1 rushing attempt. Wussle had 7 or 8. Wussle has to run play action rollouts every play because he is too short to see over the linemen. This is actually true!

Wussle also has a noodle arm. Wussle is the smartest NFL qb under 5 feet tall to ever step foot on a field, ill give you that!
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
3rd man sought in slaying of associate of former Patriots player Aaron Hernandez:

Authorities are searching for a third suspect in connection to the slaying of 27-year-old Odin L. Lloyd, calling Ernest Wallace, 41, “armed and dangerous.”

In a statement, the Bristol District Attorney’s Office said that Wallace is wanted on a charge of accessory after the murder of Lloyd, a 27-year-old Dorchester man who was allegedly shot to death by former Patriots player Aaron Hernandez on June 17.

Wallace has a “very heavy build” and was last seen driving a silver or gray Chrysler 300 with a Rhode Island license plate of 451-375, police said.

Anyone who spots Wallace is asked to call North Attleborough police at 508-695-1212.

The statement did not list a hometown for Wallace, and North Attleborough police and the Bristol District Attorney’s Office had no comment beyond the advisory.

David Procopio, a State Police spokesman, said that Wallace is most recently from Connecticut, and the section of the advisory that mentions “active felony warrants in Massachusetts” refers to the Lloyd case only.

Wallace also goes by the names “BO” and “Fish” and has ties to Connecticut, Georgia, Florida, and Massachusetts, according to the statement. The advisory did not detail Wallace’s alleged role after Lloyd’s death.

At his arraignment Wednesday in Attleboro District Court, Hernandez pleaded not guilty to murder and five firearms-related charges.

Carlos Ortiz, a 27-year-old man who lives in Bristol, was arrested Wednesday in Connecticut, waived extradition, and now faces charges of carrying a firearm without a license in Attleboro District Court.

Procopio said late Thursday that Ortiz had not yet been returned to Massachusetts.

“That is expected to occur soon,” he said.

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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
Yet somehow he managed to beat the falcons while having 1 rushing attempt. Wussle had 7 or 8. Wussle has to run play action rollouts every play because he is too short to see over the linemen. This is actually true!

Wussle also has a noodle arm. Wussle is the smartest NFL qb under 5 feet tall to ever step foot on a field, ill give you that!
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He only had to run once against the Falcons because their defense is a bunch of frauds! That's why Russell put up 385 yards on only 24 completions.

Kaep's rocket arm is only good for two things: overthrowing his receivers or hanging them out to dry by leading them into the safety over the middle. Just ask Vernon Davis!
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
He only had to run once against the Falcons because their defense is a bunch of frauds! That's why Russell put up 385 yards on only 24 completions.

Kaep's rocket arm is only good for two things: overthrowing his receivers or hanging them out to dry by leading them into the safety over the middle. Just ask Vernon Davis!
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And yet wussle couldn't deal the deal against a bunch of frauds. Who is the real fraud I ask!
 
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Hitokage

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
Yet somehow he managed to beat the falcons while having 1 rushing attempt. Wussle had 7 or 8. Wussle has to run play action rollouts every play because he is too short to see over the linemen. This is actually true!
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Wilson's stats for throws over the middle were actually better than other areas.

And wussle needs more film study and practice than kap. Kap is more physically and mentally gifted than wussle.
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So Kaep is Jamarcus?
 
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Rorschach

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XiaNaphryz said:
Jamarcus and "physically and mentally gifted" does not compute.
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You know how they say that Einstein didn't learn how to talk until he was four because he had too much going on inside his head that he couldn't express through words? JaMarcus still can't talk at the age of 27. Think of all the stuff going on in his head.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
Sounds like an agent that wants to be paid more than Russell being greedy! Russell probably knows the rules better than most agents in the NFL anyway!
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Mmm hmm, next you'll tell me Aaron Hernandez didn't shoot that guy! He is guilty and wussle is guilty and they should both rot away in jail for their crimes
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
Mmm hmm, next you'll tell me Aaron Hernandez didn't shoot that guy! He is guilty and wussle is guilty and they should both rot away in jail for their crimes
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Hernandez never would have shot anyone if Russell was his QB. Or if Tebow had gotten there sooner. He just lacked strong leadership figures in his life aside from his time with Tebow at Florida.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
Hernandez never would have shot anyone if Russell was his QB. Or if Tebow had gotten there sooner. He just lacked strong leadership figures in his life aside from his time with Tebow at Florida.
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This I agree with. I don't know if I could deal with Tammy and her mood swings on the field either
 
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ScottSullivan

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Kap's very first game as a starter(The MNF against the bears) Contained little to no pistol option stuff. He was slinging it from the pocket. Kap still isn't perfect, but he's still really young, and has all the physical tools to be one of the greats.
 
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JABEE

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ScottSullivan said:
Kap's very first game as a starter(The MNF against the bears) Contained little to no pistol option stuff. He was slinging it from the pocket. Kap still isn't perfect, but he's still really young, and has all the physical tools to be one of the greats.
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I still think Kap is a going to be a good QB. He was last year.
 
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ChanHuk

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So fuck you NFL-GAF

I think I need to see a grievance counselor after that patient dying on me.......I couldn't get his family there in time........
 
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Rorschach

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Sorry to hear that, ChanHuk. Hope you do see a counselor if you really feel that way.

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I hope you get banned again. Speaking of. Is it even possible to get banned in here anymore? Pretty sure GraveRobber posted some naked bitches awhile back with no repercussions
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I think he posted straight up hardcore porn. That was when the thread was racing and there were no mods around, though. He just got lucky.
 
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B For Bendetta

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Rorschach said:
Sorry to hear that, ChanHuk. Hope you do see a counselor if you really feel that way.



I think he posted straight up hardcore porn. That was when the thread was racing and there were no mods around, though. He just got lucky.
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Shit was hilarious. Remember when that dude posted horse porn in OT a few months back because he was pissed about his previous ban? Laughed my ass off. Took the Mods close to ten minutes to remove it and ban him
 
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