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[Striker]

Who are the Giants beat writers I should be following?

https://twitter.com/jordanraanan is the best bet.

In shocking news, Newhouse has been awful so far at RT. I don't know why Reese goes for these garbage bin FA's at OT. It pays off for guys like Sean Locklear and Shawn Andrews, but then signing bums like Charles Brown and Newhouse.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Dont you have a hobbit welfare check to be waiting for you little shit. Go trip on a curb and damage your state paid teeth you fucking shit.

Go get hooked on meth you goddamn rapist

 

[jbug617]

Dez got into fight at practice. Had to be restrained.

 

[Afrikan]

lol... Dez throwing a slap punch.

choose one bruh... punch the dude or don't throw shit.

 

[chuckddd]

Dan McCullers got into a fight at practice. He then proceeded to eat the offending party.

 

[Afrikan]

^
photoshop?







D:

 

[jakncoke]

Go get hooked on meth you goddamn rapist

Im no rapist you limp dimp special ed project kid

 

[Sweeney Tom]

NFL Preseason Thread |OT| Limp Dimp

 

[ampere]

imagine what his farts smell like

He must spend a good hour or two a day in the bathroom. 5k calories a day or something

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Im no rapist you limp dimp special ed project kid

Fucking drunkard

 

[RBH]

idk why people think my power drinking in mass is on point im great at drink 9 beers in 2 hours also great at blacking out randomly especially with liquours like whisky fifths and liters of vodka

Cool

Dont you have a hobbit welfare check to be waiting for you little shit. Go trip on a curb and damage your state paid teeth you fucking shit.

Go get hooked on meth you goddamn rapist

Im no rapist you limp dimp special ed project kid

Fucking drunkard

 

[jakncoke]

 

[Coldnoodle]

Gata and Jak both need a timeout.

 

[harSon]

fucking lol

 

[Sweeney Tom]

We almost survived the offseason

 

[jakncoke]

Gata and Jak both need a timeout.

If you promise to eat meatball subs like they are suppose to be eaten

 

[MRSA]

I don't know how I feel about working during the day.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[cajunator]

Shut the fuck up you cuties

 

[RBH]

NFL Preseason Thread |OT| Limp Dimp

:lol

 

[jakncoke]

I don't know how I feel about working during the day.

Is the oxy and scotch high different ?

Shut the fuck up you cuties

I'll body slam you noodle fucko, slam you through your blow up anime doll

 

[MRSA]

Getting drunk and/or high is only fun on an ambulance.

 

[Bread]

NFL GAF was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This is chan's fault

 

[Elfforkusu]

NFL Preseason Thread |OT| Limp Dimp

:jnc

 

[Himynameischris]

Don't worry, I can save us!

On the next "Meet the Cheerleaders":

Today we have Brittany (Another blonde :/)

Hometown:
Lake Worth, FL
Rank:
Captain, 4th Year Vet

 

[cajunator]

Is the oxy and scotch high different ?



I'll body slam you noodle fucko, slam you through your blow up anime doll

silly drunky you would staggering around trying to find where I'm at and then you would collapse in a heap of alcohol fumes because you can't physically locate my body

 

[Godslay]

Jak you make some real masterpieces.

:jnc is a real bona fide Internet legend.

Now we have the limp dimp.

I hate that you are sacrificing your body to alcohol to create these masterpieces, but I'll be goddamned if I don't use limp dimp from here on out to insult someone or something.

 

[BlackGhost]

Sunday's are nothing but trash, until football starts.

 

[jakncoke]

We need some football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AV3yq13Bz4

 

[Syrinx]

When are we gonna start doing team previews? I want to talk about how much the Bucs suck.

 

[jakncoke]

When are we gonna start doing team previews? I want to talk about how much the Bucs suck.

Just feed Winston cran cakes you'll win 9 game for sure

 

[Sweeney Tom]

When are we gonna start doing team previews? I want to talk about how much the Bucs suck.

"Buccaneers: They're the limpest of dimps. The End"

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jakndimp

 

[jakncoke]

'Bucs, could take the bottle of blue and still fuck with a spaghetti noodle"

 

[Syrinx]

Just feed Winston cran cakes you'll win 9 game for sure

We'd be unstoppable if we coiud just hang crab legs on the goalposts.

Fucking Goddell.

 

[gutshot]

So after owning nothing but Android phones since the OG Droid I decided to switch to an iPhone. Recommend me some apps and games.

 

[MRSA]

So after owning nothing but Android phones since the OG Droid I decided to switch to an iPhone. Recommend me some apps and games.

Why

 

[jakncoke]

We'd be unstoppable if we coiud just hang crab legs on the goalposts.

Fucking Goddell.

Like mech with coke and mallet

 

[bionic77]

imagine what his farts smell like

His colon is probably too full for any farts. You need a little bit of space for that gas to build up (not 100% sure if this is medically accurate).

Dude probably has 3 Gata sized shits a day.

 

[cajunator]

Jak is a silly drunk bum

 

[jakncoke]

Jak is a silly drunk bum

I work you fucker

 

[brentech]

Tamba Hali of the Chiefs trains BJJ in the offseason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZDQ0-Zbpt8

 

[chuckddd]

Drunk, go home, you're jak.

 

[jakncoke]

Drunk, go home, you're jak.

Its fine i'll just ask a coworker to deliver me to work and follow the garbage truck in staggering style

 

[Elfforkusu]

I like that jak answers to "Drunk".

 

[gutshot]

Why

Because I don't know which ones are good and worth getting.

 

[jakncoke]

I like that jak answers to "Drunk".[/QUOTEIm working on it. some time i'll be sober jack in the future

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Im working on it. some time i'll be sober jack in the future

We're all friends here, it's okay to be honest. #NoJudginSunday

 

[bionic77]

Its fine i'll just ask a coworker to deliver me to work and follow the garbage truck in staggering style

Jak get off the drugs. Nancy Reagan told me that shit was bad for you when I was a kid and that bitch would never lie about something as serious as this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK5y83pYAxI

Besides, you are going to have to be sober to watch our teams defense this year. When we give up 30 ppg if you are drunk you are going to be confused if it is really happening or if you are just drunk as fuck.