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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"

Boston ain't bad. Just got back to my hotel, having a few more beers before I go to bed.

Accidentally saw some dude making some amateur porn I guess. He was videotaping some chick in the corner with her top down rubbing her tits together. She saw me so I just clapped and walked off.

Boston!

You're integrating yourself nicely I see.
 

bionic77

Member
Boston ain't bad. Just got back to my hotel, having a few more beers before I go to bed.

Accidentally saw some dude making some amateur porn I guess. He was videotaping some chick in the corner with her top down rubbing her tits together. She saw me so I just clapped and walked off.

Boston!
You uncultured Canadian bastard.

That wasn't porn.

That was a Boston honeymoon.
 
Ok this is the best post of the year and it is only August.

Back in the early 90s Silk Stalkings, Victoria Secret (and the occasional SI Swimsuit issue) and some scrambled porn were all a teenage boy needed to sleep at night.


Figuring out the lock code on my parents black box was awesome
 

Syrinx

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@Kas, discuss
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DMczaf

Member
Ok this is the best post of the year and it is only August.

Back in the early 90s Silk Stalkings, Victoria Secret (and the occasional SI Swimsuit issue) and some scrambled porn were all a teenage boy needed to sleep at night.

Damn you DM! LOL! I remember that damn show too. Haha.

Pretty sure I've watched that intro like 500 times in my life thanks to USA Network in the mid 90s...and can't remember a single episode.
 

bionic77

Member
Pretty sure I've watched that intro like 500 times in my life thanks to USA Network in the mid 90s...and can't remember a single episode.
USA was so strong back in the 90s for that male demographic. No one was able to switch the channel when that intro started, though it was very easy once you got 3 minutes into the show.

Figuring out the lock code on my parents black box was awesome
They should show young adults porn from hotels and cable in the 90s. As I recall there was no penetration (I think they cropped or edited real porn) and a lot of squeezing tits and making weird faces.

That said I didn't know anyone who complained...
 

bionic77

Member
Noodle I would like to say a few things in response to your reprehensible, ungodly and unamerican post (consistent with most of your past posts).

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Photoshop is a thing

No one here (or probably anywhere else) will miss you when you are gone

Please reflect upon the failure that is your life and seek redemption by abandoning Sayan and attempting to emulate Tebow. I don't have any faith in you but I will be happy if you can change your ways.
 
Some Raider notes:

It appears Trent Richardson is being kept from practice until he gets down to the weight the Raiders want him at. Del Rio said they gave him an ambitious weight goal to get to and he's just not quite there yet.

In the meantime, UDFA Michael Dyer has opened eyes in the first couple days and might make it rough for Richardson to make the team anyways.

Michael Crabtree is getting lots of praise in camp so far with several highlight catches

Amari Cooper has not been as flashy, but is catching everything thrown his way

On the defensive side of the ball, the WR's (especially Cooper and Crabtree) seem to be having their way with the young Raider CB's

Khalil Mack is doing drills mostly with the DL (a few LB coverage drills), and has been mostly unblockable
 

Bread

Banned
thanks for letting me know squicky

Happy birthday to the greatest qb of all time. Winner of 4 super bowls, 3 super bowl MVPs, 2 season MVPs, 1 brazilian super model, and lastly, my heart.

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Brady would be better if he just picked a fucking hairstyle and stuck with it

He was perfect in Bread's first image in that megapost, but noooooo had to get fancy and dumb
 

cdyhybrid

Member
People are in the best shape of their lives and fans are treating fights in training camp like they mean anything.

Football is here!

P.S. Apparently that Mexican weather-lady is dating a pro Call of Duty player.
 
People are in the best shape of their lives and fans are treating fights in training camp like they mean anything.

Football is here!

P.S. Apparently that Mexican weather-lady is dating a pro Call of Duty player.

I've made terrible life choices...


Edit: Ballers has been better, I'll stick with it
 

Line_HTX

Member
And thus, offseason anime Sunday is over. Back to real fucking live games at long last. Good fucking riddance, and fuck you, offseason July... Sure, these games will suck because it's pre-season, but they're still actual games nonetheless. Time to countdown to the regular season, aww yeah.

Good is the enemy of GREAT.
Never be satisfied with anything, NEVER be happy with just good.
Every single day, you need to do something to make yourself better than everybody else.
You can't go to your workout everyday and just go through the motions and be happy with what you're doing.


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It's TIME to get back into football!! YAAY YAAAAYYYY YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY~~
 
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