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[Sanjuro]

Pizza time!

 

[Dega]

a) willing to get up at 3 am to be at work by 4
b) get a cdl class b
c) willing to work in 95f, rain of all sorts and -30 f
d) have a shoulder and back that'll hold up

monday, wed, friday i work till 1030, tue and thurs i work till 9 maybe 930. get paid for 8 daily if i go past 1230 OT

and you're drunk during this work?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Mmm Buffalo Wings, always a good dinner.

 

[jakncoke]

and you're drunk during this work?

No ill blow zeros at work but come 10 am im looking for something to ease my back or shoulder pain

 

[MRSA]

How does one get a job that lets me be drunk every day?

jak learned from me.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

jak learned from me.

So jak is your drunk baby?

 

[Limited Edition]

Whoo football!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Texans announcer: whoever starts this year it is a better position than the starter at the beginning of last year!

hmmm... not sure mallett or hoyer are much better than fitzpatrick. they were both worse than fitz last year by the numbers. who knows though!

 

[Mindlog]

Here it comes. Take care of your shit. Time to pay attention to the new era of football.

 

[Dega]

No ill blow zeros at work but come 10 am im looking for something to ease my back or shoulder pain

You expect us to believe that there is a time during the day that you aren't drinking?????






Nope

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Here it comes. Take care of your shit. Time to pay attention to the new era of football.

Not yet Buc are kicking it.

 

[MechDX]

Niners win the coin toss.

Tomsula era begins with a win.

 

[Mindlog]

Not yet Buc are kicking it.

And it was an excellent kick. Great form and followed through on the ball. That's how you kick in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE™.

 

[MRSA]

So jak is your drunk baby?

jak is my failed protege because he's still a fuckin bum while I'm high as a kite.

 

[Doomsayer]

Niners win the coin toss.

Tomsula era begins with a win.

Tomsula has a 100% win percentage.

 

[squicken]

Recording Texans game, watching TB5 vs Jameis

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

why the fuck is dawson kicking off? didn't we draft a strong legged kicker!?

 

[Bowser]

These alarm clock unis the Bucs wear are STILL god awful.

Same old Bucs shit D lmao

 

[MechDX]

Hoyer can't throw past 10 yards. Shocked.

 

[Bowser]

Ah, same old Mike Wallace drops

 

[blackaroni]

BLUUUUUUE!

 

[Officerrob]

That was a bad throw by Bridgewater

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

******************2015 NFL OFFSEASON ARREST POOL UPDATE******************

We got updates!

The leader is BigAT with just a few weeks left, thanks to two separate arrests for Ray McDonald....

Rando
10. Jimmy Haslam
9. John Manziel
8. Josh Gordon
7. LeGarrette Blount
6. Isaiah Crowell
5. Trent Richardson
4. Donte Whitner
3. Barkevious Mingo
2. Brandon Merriweather
1. Peyton Manning

Chuckddd
10 - Suggs
9 - Ngata
8 - Canty
7 - D Smith
6 - J Smith
5 - Webb
4 - Elam
3 - Dumbervil
2 - S Smith Sr
1 - Josh Brown

Bread
10. James Harrison
9. Steve Smith
8. Wes Welker
7. Michael Bennett
6. Lagarrette Blount
5. Johnathan Pigskin
4. Matt Prater
3. Doug Baldwin
2. Antonio Cromartie
1. Ryan Mallett

MetalFearSolid
10. Manziel ( probably assaulting another fan)
9. Gronk (DUI) Gronks partying
8. Geno Smith(DUI) too much partying with ROC Nation members at Jay Z's clubs
7. Jameis Winston (stealing shrimp this time around)
6. Aldon Smith(possession of weapon again)
5. Mike Evans ( assault on fan)
4. Dez Bryant(DUI)
3. Von Miller (drug possession) please no Von!
2. Trent Richardson ( not sure)
1. Josh Gordon if he doesn't get the year ban

Grover Cleveland
10- Johnny Manziel
9- Aldon Smith
8- Terrell Suggs
7- Eric Wright
6- Elvis Dumervil
5- Josh Gordon
4- Justin Blackmon
3- James Harrison
2- Jameis Winston
1- Ryan Mallett

JABEE
10. Johnny Manziel
9. Jameis Winston
8. Justin Blackmon
7. Aldon Smith
6. Josh Gordon
5. Greg Hardy
4. Adrian Peterson
3. Dez Bryant
2. Wes Welker
1. Terrell Suggs

Squicken
10. Riley Cooper
9. Dez
8. Gordon
7. Blackmon
6. Praeter
5. D Murray
4. Mallett
3. Honey Badger
2. Janoris Jenkins
1. Jameis Winston


BaltimoreLarry
10. Jim Irsay
9. Rob Gronkowski
8. Johnny Manziel
7. Dorial Green-Beckham
6. Daryl Washington
5. Jameis Winston
4. Vontaze Burfict
3. Aldon Smith
2. Will Hill
1. Nigel Bradham

BigAT
10 - Will Hill
9 - Aldon Smith
8 - Ray McDonald X 2
7 - Josh Gordon
6 - Jameis Winston
5 - Julian Edelman
4 - Dorial Green-Beckham
3 - LeGarrette Blount
2 - Manziel
1 - Eli Manning (for stealing America's heart)

 

[squicken]

TB legit. Wallace seems to track the ball poorly for a deep threat. Loadholt I'm guessing is ACL given his reaction

 

[jakncoke]

You expect us to believe that there is a time during the day that you aren't drinking?????






Nope

Its actually true

 

[MechDX]

Cecil Shorts


Well I'll be damned

 

[Dega]

yay td shorts!!

 

[Doomsayer]

Nick Moody was getting destroyed that entire drive.

Bethea took a terrible angle on that pass too.

 

[Limited Edition]

Fuck this bar for not showing the Texans game.

On the flip side, Bridgewater looked good that drive.

 

[Syrinx]

lol bucs

 

[Officerrob]

Hoyer's taking that job

 

[RBH]

The Jim Tomsula era has begun!

 

[Bowser]

Jameis starting with that long ass field

 

[Mindlog]

Decision making not our strong point.
Discipline is shaky early, but I'm sure that won't continue into the regular season.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Time for Crab Legs to show off his stuff.

 

[Dega]

lol

 

[BigAT]

******************2015 NFL OFFSEASON ARREST POOL UPDATE******************

We got updates!

The leader is BigAT with just a few weeks left, thanks to two separate arrests for Ray McDonald....

What do I win?

I don't know how Will Hill hasn't gotten popped yet. He still has a warrant out for his arrest as far as I know.

 

[MechDX]

Hoyer's taking that job

Stop. Please stop

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Nick Moody was getting destroyed that entire drive.

Bethea took a terrible angle on that pass too.

moody sux in pass coverage. i had high hopes for him too!

 

[DMczaf]

Dougie lookin good

 

[Syrinx]

Martin got that spring in his step!

 

[Bowser]

Martin looking good...fantasy sleeper this year?

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm glad NFL Network has their sports ticker going. That way I'm up to date on all of my sports news and scores.

 

[Godslay]

What if Fox was better than Kubes?

What if

Learn to spell his name right you old fart

Why should I memorize how to spell some kids name who is going to be out of a job in a year or two?

 

[Confrontation]

I think Winston's first pass attempt will be in the regular season.

 

[Doomsayer]

moody sux in pass coverage. i had high hopes for him too!

He also had terrible gap recognition on Blue's long run.

Moody is REALLY athletic, hopefully he puts it together.

 

[jakncoke]

What do I win?

I don't know how Will Hill hasn't gotten popped yet. He still has a warrant out for his arrest as far as I know.

herpes i say you fucking shitstain

 

[Sanjuro]

Jesus.

I'm sorry, Bucs fans.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

And his first pass is a flop.

 

[Mindlog]

Ronde quit being a dick.