BlackGhost
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NFL Preseason/Training Camp/Disrespect 2015 |OT| - Building a better quarterback
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Seriously, who the fuck wants to watch soccer?
BlackGhost
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Lmao did they seriously just lead with one day Peterson will be in the HOF, and then go into the child abuse case?
Real talk: I think Peterson fails to get into Canton.
slightconfuse
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Wooooo special teams
Velcro Fly
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Stefon Diggs the happiest dude alive to be out of Maryland
mysteriousmage09
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God damn what a return!
TheJollyCorner
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Might be 'real talk'... and by 'real' it's really wrong.
TheAbsolution
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What the fuck was that promo?
TheAbsolution
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I appreciate the fact that Sunday Night Football uses real songs sometimes instead of just using their theme over and over
this is a bad thing to appreciate
The_Darkest_Red
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He's slangin' it out there!
TheAbsolution
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I love that theme. However, it can get repetitive.
saints fans still showing love for darren sharper SMH
Who remembers this hit?
Who remembers this hit?
I remember that hit but Sharper is a horrible person.
Tiki Barber, who cheated on his pregnant wife, supports in firing Goodell. He didn't specify this in relation to Tammy being guilty or not.
No
Pretty sure that's wrong. Tons of disavowing and disgraceful shame on that bitch.
Ye Olde Broncos 2015 Season Preview
A new sun rises on Castle Mile High after a long cold winter night. The fire in the hearth did not burn hot enough in the cold dark post-season night. Our leaders betrayed us. Lord Fox's pillar and stones sucked up into his body by the sight of the wretched cave beast Andy Luck. He ran to the hinterlands in Chicago where all Denver has beens go to die. With him went Adam Gase, lured by the easy gold he will make by letting the Prince of Tears Jay Cutler do whatever he pleases while Gase counts the coins.
The newly crowned King of the Cunts, Jack Del Rio, abandoned his fellow men on the battlefield after allowing T.Y. Hilton to ravage his defense like our fellow bannerman Baltimore Larry wrecked his chamber pot.
Gone is the sellsword Orange Julius. The lure of gold was too great. Gone is Orlando Franklin, a mountain of a man whose size is only exceeded by the love in his heart. Gone is Rahim 'The Nightmare of the Ravens Feast' Moore, he is now battlin' for the Buttchin of the South.
The Wall of the Left, Ryan Clady fell valiantly in battle. He will be missed. Manny Ramirez was traded to the Lions of the North. Leaving the Commander Fivehead Manning's guard in a precarious position.
We have suffered betrayal, lost men on the battlefield, and Commander Five Head choked once again when it became time to mount the world championship. All is not lost though. The King of the Stallions John Elway enraged by the betrayals, stomped out the traitors and let out a thunderous neigh to call out to his most trusted advisors. Lord Kubes, trusted leader and advisor mounted his steed and rode into Castle Mile High to lead the army. Master Phillips, rose from his death bed to lead the defense. Many other great men large and small alike, heeded the call by Lord Elway. With these trusted advisors Lord Elway feels that men will actually engage in battle and not suck their limp dimp 3inc cocks back into their bodies.
Lord Elway has tooled his army in the shape of the last stallion that mounted the world championship. Returning to the battle tactics of the ZBS, and the strategy of the 3-4 castle defense.
What is leadership, strategies, and tactics without men to fight on the battlefield? To lead the attack the following men have been called to arms (listing most notable warriors):
Swordsmen: Commander Five Head, Brock Osweiler
Siege Engineers: CJ Anderson, Montee Ball, Juwan Thompson
Horsemen: Demaryius Thomas, Emmanuel Sanders, Cody Latimer
Heavy Calvary: Owen Daniels, Virgil Green
Commander's Guard: Ty Sambrailo (LT), Max Garcia (LG), Matt Paradis ( C), Louis Vasquez (RG), Ryan Harris (RT)
The men called to defend Castle Mile High:
Men of the Wall: Malik Jackson, Sly Williams, Derek Wolfe
Illegitimate King Slayers: Von Miller, Demarcus Ware, Shane Ray, Danny Trevathan, Brandon Marshall, Todd Davis
Defenders of the Air: Chris Harris Jr, Aqib Talib, TJ Ward, Bradley Roby, Darien Stewart.
Squires: Britton Colquitt, Connor Barth
With a new leadership comprised of men of honor, experience, and most of all a willingness to die on the battlefield Lord Elway plans to lead the stallion back to mount the world championship. Will he succeed in marching against the ignoble asterisk men, illegitimate throne squatters under the spell of the Deflator Queen Tom Brady? Leading then to a battle against the NFC for the Superb Owl of the 50th name day? Only with time and the Supreme Lord Tebow's blessing will we know for certain.
A new sun rises on Castle Mile High after a long cold winter night. The fire in the hearth did not burn hot enough in the cold dark post-season night. Our leaders betrayed us. Lord Fox's pillar and stones sucked up into his body by the sight of the wretched cave beast Andy Luck. He ran to the hinterlands in Chicago where all Denver has beens go to die. With him went Adam Gase, lured by the easy gold he will make by letting the Prince of Tears Jay Cutler do whatever he pleases while Gase counts the coins.
The newly crowned King of the Cunts, Jack Del Rio, abandoned his fellow men on the battlefield after allowing T.Y. Hilton to ravage his defense like our fellow bannerman Baltimore Larry wrecked his chamber pot.
Gone is the sellsword Orange Julius. The lure of gold was too great. Gone is Orlando Franklin, a mountain of a man whose size is only exceeded by the love in his heart. Gone is Rahim 'The Nightmare of the Ravens Feast' Moore, he is now battlin' for the Buttchin of the South.
The Wall of the Left, Ryan Clady fell valiantly in battle. He will be missed. Manny Ramirez was traded to the Lions of the North. Leaving the Commander Fivehead Manning's guard in a precarious position.
We have suffered betrayal, lost men on the battlefield, and Commander Five Head choked once again when it became time to mount the world championship. All is not lost though. The King of the Stallions John Elway enraged by the betrayals, stomped out the traitors and let out a thunderous neigh to call out to his most trusted advisors. Lord Kubes, trusted leader and advisor mounted his steed and rode into Castle Mile High to lead the army. Master Phillips, rose from his death bed to lead the defense. Many other great men large and small alike, heeded the call by Lord Elway. With these trusted advisors Lord Elway feels that men will actually engage in battle and not suck their limp dimp 3inc cocks back into their bodies.
Lord Elway has tooled his army in the shape of the last stallion that mounted the world championship. Returning to the battle tactics of the ZBS, and the strategy of the 3-4 castle defense.
What is leadership, strategies, and tactics without men to fight on the battlefield? To lead the attack the following men have been called to arms (listing most notable warriors):
Swordsmen: Commander Five Head, Brock Osweiler
Siege Engineers: CJ Anderson, Montee Ball, Juwan Thompson
Horsemen: Demaryius Thomas, Emmanuel Sanders, Cody Latimer
Heavy Calvary: Owen Daniels, Virgil Green
Commander's Guard: Ty Sambrailo (LT), Max Garcia (LG), Matt Paradis ( C), Louis Vasquez (RG), Ryan Harris (RT)
The men called to defend Castle Mile High:
Men of the Wall: Malik Jackson, Sly Williams, Derek Wolfe
Illegitimate King Slayers: Von Miller, Demarcus Ware, Shane Ray, Danny Trevathan, Brandon Marshall, Todd Davis
Defenders of the Air: Chris Harris Jr, Aqib Talib, TJ Ward, Bradley Roby, Darien Stewart.
Squires: Britton Colquitt, Connor Barth
With a new leadership comprised of men of honor, experience, and most of all a willingness to die on the battlefield Lord Elway plans to lead the stallion back to mount the world championship. Will he succeed in marching against the ignoble asterisk men, illegitimate throne squatters under the spell of the Deflator Queen Tom Brady? Leading then to a battle against the NFC for the Superb Owl of the 50th name day? Only with time and the Supreme Lord Tebow's blessing will we know for certain.
Ninja Scooter
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Who remembers this hit?
Lots of people seem to have trouble remembering things when it comes to Darren Sharper.
darkside31337
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preseason football really is the worst
how is it wrong, he just did it.
The_Darkest_Red
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:jnc at the back to back turnovers
BannedEpisode
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firebricks3
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Haha what a reversal.
Who remembers this hit?
I remember that Darren Sharper is a piece of shit person.
slightconfuse
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Per season in rare form
No worries.
Himynameischris
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Well Pittsburgh is done, browns have a chance!!!
to not finish last
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