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[CrocMother]

Nobody in that Brady thread looks good. It's a putrid swamp of shit and all that go in clean come out impure.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Mexicans are the best.

At what

 

[Dega]

At what

Everything but especially food.

 

[Godslay]

Nobody in that Brady thread looks good. It's a putrid swamp of shit and all that go in clean come out impure.

I'm just trying to do what Tebow would expect me to do.

 

[jakncoke]

Nobody in that Brady thread looks good. It's a putrid swamp of shit and all that go in clean come out impure.

Good thing they are staying away from the real thread. Or else id go full blown trivia game to drown their thoughts out

 

[MRSA]

Mexican food is the worst.

 

[captive]

jak reminds me of this jackass that roomed with a friend in college. We'd go to sixth street in Austin and they would have $2 dollar anything nights, dude would order natty ice.

 

[Dega]

Mexican food is the worst.

Why are you always wrong?

 

[jakncoke]

jak reminds me of this jackass that roomed with a friend in college. We'd go to sixth street in Austin and they would have $2 dollar anything nights, dude would order natty ice.

Those exist? so you could order patron and lime as well? and higher ups?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Everything but especially food.

Fuck Mexico

 

[jakncoke]

Why are you always wrong?

he is cambodian, drunk on piny, high on oxy and has a hand full of tarantula

 

[MRSA]

Why are you always wrong?

Sponge

 

[eznark]

 

[captive]

Those exist? so you could order patron and lime as well? and higher ups?

This was years ago, but yes. Competition is stiff on sixth street.

 

[BigAT]

:you

 

[jakncoke]

 

[squicken]

Skip Bayless ‏@RealSkipBayless
I sure wish Johnny Manziel were on a team with better receivers, running backs and coaching staff.

mmm hmm

 

[Sweeney Tom]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

I have convinced myself that when Bradford goes down 5 min into training camp, Tebow will be a perfect fit in Chip Kelly’s offense. Someone shoot me.

I just hope that, in his first snap, Sanchez will be lined up behind Tebow at center for some reason, then Sanchez butt fumbles, only it goes up Tebow’s butt and he has to go to confession after.

Two of their most memorable plays in the last 30 years are a 4th down catch in a Divisional Playoff game by Freddie Mitchell and a 90 yard punt by their Quarterback.

The official collective voice of all Eagles fans is a guy in Bakersfield that goes by eatdatpussy445 and does fast food reviews on his YouTube channel in between bitching about how fucked this team truly is.

We traded Nick Foles for a quarterback that has shoulders made of Funyuns.

Our fan base is in love with Sam Bradford simply because he’s a 6’4 white quarterback.

If you bought an Eagles jersey the past three years, say bye to that player.

Their MVP this season will be the guy that drives the injury cart.

Only Philadelphia Fans can be dumb enough to believe that trading Foles and a draft pick for Sam Bradford could actually work under Chip Kelly’s system, when it’s clear as day he put all his eggs in one basket, to get Mariota, and that backfired.

 

[BigAT]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

Fuck whoever wrote that article, you don't take shots at eatdatpussy445. He is a national treasure.

"CHIP!"

 

[Line_HTX]

You're a shit horse. =D

No you fuckin racist

So you mean they're bad? Racist!

 

[eznark]

mmm hmm

His handlers really need to stop him when he is being too self-aware, breaks the illusion.

 

[Fox318]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE2yWZgzlQs

Bailey 103 yd punt return

 

[Line_HTX]

1) McClain is more wrong that right. One reason I'm so happy the Chronicle got Aaron Wilson away from Baltimore to cover the Texans

2) IMO, this whole debate ends Saturday. Mallett showed last week his biggest downfall, short passing game, had improved. This week he faces a good defense with the starters vs Denver. If he has a good game he will be announced the starter.


The guy would be happy with Hoyer. Brian Fucking Hoyer

I would be more than happy to be proven wrong.

I'm just waiting for you to put that BOB face on from that avatar one time and flip a table once the inevitable happens. Sorry, but I kind of want to see you lose your shit. DOH-HOHOHOHOHO!

 

[cdyhybrid]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

:jnc

 

[jakncoke]

You're a shit horse. =D



So you mean they're bad? Racist!

are you still a egg on twitter?

 

[JABEE]

Pray For Us All.

 

[Line_HTX]

are you still a egg on twitter?

How do I make the picture bigger?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pray For Us All.

For why

 

[Limited Edition]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

Still can't believe they traded away Foles and a pick for Bradford. Such a waste.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

mmm hmm

I also wish Johnny was 6 inches taller, had a stronger arm, a smarter brain and less of a coke addiction.

 

[Godslay]

Well that was interesting. Thread got locked.

I've got to run though.

 

[jakncoke]

manziel is a bum people and coke head friends with that mallet

 

[JABEE]

I'm looking forward to this weekend's slate of preseason games. We'll get to see Bradford for the first time with the Eagles.

 

[jakncoke]

I'm looking forward to this weekend's slate of preseason games. We'll get to see Bradford for the first time with the Eagles.

and last

 

[cdyhybrid]

Clarence Hill ‏@clarencehilljr 8m8 minutes ago
Tony Romo play limited if at all against the 49ers because of the oline injuries and the concerns about the grass at the new stadium

:jnc

Santa Clara Niners' stadium is a shithole already.

 

[JABEE]

and last

I was getting my frown out of the way, because I knew this post was coming.

 

[Farooq]

Clarence Hill ‏@clarencehilljr 8m8 minutes ago
Tony Romo play limited if at all against the 49ers because of the oline injuries and the concerns about the grass at the new stadium

:jnc

Santa Clara Niner's stadium is a shithole already.

Completely forgot about the grass. Don't let Sean Lee get near that field!

 

[jmdajr]

Everything but especially food.

FOOD for sure. That is fact. Folks can't get enough of it.

 

[Line_HTX]

I'm looking forward to this weekend's slate of preseason games. We'll get to see Bradford for the first time with the Eagles.

This game will be nothing but bird brains. The Ravens will face the Rapture.

manziel is a bum people and coke head friends with that mallet

You're the bum who loves eating terrible tasting burgers.

 

[jakncoke]

This game will be nothing but bird brains. The Ravens will face the Rapture.



You're the bum who loves eating terrible tasting burgers.

if you're talking the uni mart burger. it wasnt the worst tbh and cost like 2.75

 

[Line_HTX]

Levi's Stadium is a graveyard confirmed with that grass.

 

[Godslay]

Levi's Stadium is a graveyard confirmed with that grass.

Isn't NRG known for the injuries it causes?

 

[squicken]

I also wish Johnny was 6 inches taller, had a stronger arm, a smarter brain and less of a coke addiction.

I would also like those things. But Cleveland's offensive talent is as bad as any team's, and their coaching staff is crap

 

[Himynameischris]

Damn stocks took a hit today,

 

[Line_HTX]

Isn't NRG known for the injuries it causes?

I think it's better now.

It's not like anything bad is going to happen to Denver tomorrow.

 

[jakncoke]

squicken is the worst

 

[Godslay]

I think it's better now.

It's not like anything bad is going to happen to Denver tomorrow.

It already killed Von once. That's where he tore his ACL.

 

[Line_HTX]

It already killed Von once. That's where he tore his ACL.

Remind me, how did it happen? I only remember the opener last year and Jadeveon had to leave.

 

[bionic77]

Nobody in that Brady thread looks good. It's a putrid swamp of shit and all that go in clean come out impure.

Pretty sure I came out smelling like sweet roses.

The Pats fans should all be branded as morons (best case scenario) though.

 

[Godslay]

Remind me, how did it happen? I only remember the opener last year and Jadeveon had to leave.

NRG field reached up and destroyed his ACL.

Not much to remember.

Pretty sure I came out smelling like sweet roses.

The Pats fans should all be branded as morons (best case scenario) though.

You and me both, it's too bad they had to lock the thread since that guy couldn't handle the truth.