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[Tom Penny]

I bet Greg can outdo this guy

https://instagram.com/p/60pTatzFH3/?taken-by=devonte.m.wilson

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Mech will now be known as SquickJr

Sslow

 

[MechDX]

You fucks made this and now you complain?

Feels good to have a QB. Now we just need JJ to come north

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I don't want to play fucking madden. PERIOD.

Mallett wouldn't give up this easy. Why do you hate fun?

 

[jakncoke]

mentally broken mech

 

[Line_HTX]

As God as my witness, he's broken in half!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Mech buddy, why not join the Jags nation? With us you won't even feel despair since we've given up on this year long ago!

 

[Kave_Man]

I forget, who's doing the Week 1 thread?

 

[Dega]

Mech buddy, why not join the Jags nation? With us you won't even feel despair since we've given up on this year long ago!

Why don't you join us instead? We have new vacancy.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Why don't you join us instead? We have new vacancy.

I'll make you guys one of my bandwagon teams one week, I start bandwagoning after our first loss....so from week 2 on!

 

[cdyhybrid]

I forget, who's doing the Week 1 thread?

How do you feel about rando doing it?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Does this make Dega president of Texans-GAF?

 

[Line_HTX]

Look on the bright side, at least Ryan Mallet is angry enough be actually be ready to play in case something goes bad.

I rage at the offense a lot, but I'm okay with this going forward. Hoy Hoy will do well enough, and I trust in BOB's word and plans. He knows that Mallet is mad to be prepared for when the call comes.

 

[BlackGhost]

Why don't you join us instead? We have new vacancy.

I took it, I told you I'm king now.

Does this make Dega president of Texans-GAF?

I'm pulling double duty. I just need to find my reek of Texans gaf hmmm

 

[Sweeney Tom]

There should be a bandwagon week or month where everybody has to root for a randomly-chosen team

Good team fans get to feel misery for a week, bad team fans get to feel happiness for a week

Not an annual thing of course, don't want to OD some people

 

[Dega]

Does this make Dega president of Texans-GAF?

Line is.



well i guess we have two!

 

[Line_HTX]

Does this make Dega president of Texans-GAF?

I am looking at you in an irritated manner.

*Throws BG out Uncle Phil style*

 

[Kave_Man]

How do you feel about rando doing it?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You fucks made this and now you complain?

We didn't make this. BoB did with having a sham competition with having a browns leftover, a broken pats cokehead, and Savage.

BoB did it. You get the team you deserve.

 

[chuckddd]

I'm pulling double duty. I just need to find my reek of Texans gaf hmmm

I'd say mech, but I'm pretty sure he'd enjoy it.

 

[Elfforkusu]

I can't decide if Hard Knocks has done Texans fans a service or disservice by short-circuiting the Cycle.

 

[Line_HTX]

Probably more of a service than not.

 

[MechDX]

I can't decide if Hard Knocks has done Texans fans a service or disservice by short-circuiting the Cycle.

The cycle has flatlined like their season. HAHA

 

[jakncoke]

There should be a bandwagon week or month where everybody has to root for a randomly-chosen team

Good team fans get to feel misery for a week, bad team fans get to feel happiness for a week

Not an annual thing of course, don't want to OD some people

how bout fucking no

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I am looking at you in an irritated manner.

*Throws BG out Uncle Phil style*

Line, I didn't know you wanted the job. Can we have an election? Dega vs Line? I say this is good for the franchise since y'all are up to snuff with handling the Hoyer magic.

 

[Elfforkusu]

The cycle has flatlined like their season. HAHA

I feel for you, Mech.

 

[Himynameischris]

What did you fucks do to mech....

 

[JABEE]

I forget, who's doing the Week 1 thread?

Are you doing it, Noodle?

 

[Line_HTX]

The puppy can't change his mind. He said it first. I just so happened to not be around the whole day Monday.

 

[Sanjuro]

What did you fucks do to mech....

They just ruined the thread like a good lawn.

 

[chuckddd]

Line, I didn't know you wanted the job. Can we have an election? Dega vs Line? I say this is good for the franchise since y'all are up to snuff with handling the Hoyer magic.

You don't vote for a king. You let the lady of the lake decide.

 

[cdyhybrid]

What did you fucks do to mech....

BOB did it.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

What did you fucks do to mech....

Mech screwed Mech

 

[rando14]

 

[JABEE]

Mech was a Pats fan once. This isn't a new low.

 

[Godslay]

Slay tell me about how your ideal man would look

Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson.

I read today on Twitter someone mentioned the best thing about Hard Knocks this year is people seeing the real O'Brien. He was labeled a Belichick clone form the get go and its pretty obvious he is almost the complete opposite. The only trait they share is keeping injuries and roster moves as quiet as possible.

Ted Johnson here on sports radio has been saying that since he was hired and how much he respects Belichick but says he is a complete asshole

Yeah, he's good in my book.

He's the opposite personality wise, and seems genuine. Hopefully that's just not the cameras.

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I have the lists merged between myself and ActStriker.

Whatever is on the NFLGAF.Com website is the merger between his team members list and mine.

If you don't find yourself on your team page, go ahead and sign up.

Also, I will be trying to add all the information from the Google Doc at some point soon. I will also add Twitter to the database of users. Not sure if I will add the 3DS codes, unless you guys want them in there.

So if you want that info on your team member card over there, update it on the Google Doc sheet and I will import it.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You don't vote for a king. You let the lady of the lake decide.

... We can vote for a steward till that lady gets off her ass and hands the chosen one a sword.

Spoiler

it will probably end up being Gata. That what you want? Being ruled by a Gator. The thread would be destroyed by belly rubs.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson.

 

[MechDX]

Mech was a Pats fan once. This isn't a new low.

I was king of Pats AGE and they went on to win a Super Bowl.

Coincidence?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Mech was a Pats fan once. This isn't a new low.

Yep.

This is weird, maybe even a little fucked up.

But it's nowhere near the summer when Mech thought he was King of Pats-GAF.

EDIT: See?

 

[Line_HTX]

I at least have Mech's blessing.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

What did you fucks do to mech....

The king of jinxes did it again

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I was king of Pats AGE and they went on to win a Super Bowl.

Coincidence?

So you are basically the devil?

 

[Sanjuro]

I was king of Pats AGE and they went on to win a Super Bowl.

Coincidence?

Who are you?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I am the king of Patriots gaf

I will eliminate anyone who says otherwise

 

[BlackGhost]

Out of the darkness comes BG, King of Texans gaf.

Line obviously also unstable and unfit for the job

 

[MechDX]

Who are you?

Just a lowly Colts fan waiting for young Andrew Luck to lead us to greatness.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Packers-GAF should set up a puppet government on the throne of Texans-GAF.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Out of the darkness comes BG, King of Texans gaf.

Line obviously also unstable and unfit for the job

BG you are president of browns GAF. You can't be derelict to your duties to the Browns a Nation!

Spoiler

Line 2016

 

[rando14]

Out of the darkness comes BG, King of Texans gaf.

Churlish and slutty...