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[eznark]

JJ stands for Just liveJournalin

 

[BigAT]

JJ Watt needs calories? I just assumed his body was sustained by Instagram likes.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I heard you went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

That is false

 

[WanderingWind]

Just Juicin'

 

[CrocMother]

JJ Watt eats more meat in one day than most people in the world eat in an entire year.

 

[Hindl]

It doesn't make any sense to play him when Jimmy Garoppolo needs the in-game reps in case he plays in the regular season and Brady would be playing behind a backup left tackle, center, right tackle, and two rookie guards, one of whom is not experienced in pass protection.

Why the fuck would Brady wanna play with that in front of him? No reason to risk an injury behind that line. Goddamn just sit it out

 

[Goro Majima]

Professional athlete eats a lot.

Who knew?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I heard you went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Pats and Jags going 8-8 confirmed

 

[CrocMother]

I bet Chip Kelly beats off to the JJ Watt workout scene in Hard Knocks

 

[TheFatOne]

Looks like Brady is going to play tonight.#freeBrady

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Looks like Brady is going to play tonight.#freeBrady

Why wouldn't he

He's gotta earn his pay somehow, he ain't getting it from the 4 games he ain't playing or from Gisele in the divorce settlement

 

[Line_HTX]

Just Juicin'

Slandering.

 

[eznark]

JJ Watt needs calories? I just assumed his body was sustained by Instagram likes.

 

[bionic77]

The Cheat is going to tell his offensive linemen to not block for Brady and try to get him hurt so his cheating is not a distraction to the team anymore and they can move on to the next man up.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Professional athlete eats a lot.

Who knew?

Yes they eat a lot of groceries.

 

[Line_HTX]

Yes they eat a lot of groceries.

Eating while shopping all in a day's work haha

 

[CrocMother]

The Bookmaker Sportsbook ran the odds on which NFL head coach would be fired first this year.

 

[eznark]

I'd put Ron Rivera way higher on that list.

 

[bionic77]

Surprised Kelly is so high on the list.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Unless the Jags somehow get an even record this year, I don't see Gus staying.

 

[Dega]

The Bookmaker Sportsbook ran the odds on which NFL head coach would be fired first this year.

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Who is fucking dumb enough to pick BoB? He ain't going anywhere even if the team loses every game.

 

[Futurevoid]

FIRE COUGHLIN!!

Spoiler

Fuck it. It worked before.

 

[CrocMother]

I'd put Ron Rivera way higher on that list.

Surprised Kelly is so high on the list.

Place your bets, gentlemen!

 

[Line_HTX]

Bill O'Brien should be WAY lower on the list. He's not even on the hot seat.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Pettine may not get fired first, but he's getting fired

 

[gutshot]

Surprised Kelly is so high on the list.

Seriously. He has a way better chance of straight-up quitting than he does of getting fired. Lurie isn't going to fire him literally less than a year after giving him the keys to the franchise.

 

[Pepiope]

Surprised Kelly is so high on the list.

He's not getting fired. That's not how Lurie does things.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Can't imagine Philbin getting fired for winning a Super Bowl. Then again, a starting NFL QB did just get his jaw broken by a teammate, so I guess crazier things have happened!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Cleveland shouldn't even have a coach.

Just let the fans coach on a weekly basis.

 

[jmdajr]

How do my Texan Bros feel about TY's contact and him getting better the next 6 years?

I feel sad contract negotiations didn't break down and left elsewhere.

 

[Hindl]

Surprised Kelly is so high on the list.

Kelly just assumed complete control of the team. Lurie bet the farm on Chip, there's no way he's leaving. Especially after taking a team that wasn't his from 4-12 to two 10-6 seasons and a playoff appearance. Chip does need to prove it this year, but he isn't going anywhere

 

[Himynameischris]

We top 5 in something!!

 

[Line_HTX]

Hell, Kubiak and Marvin Lewis should be slightly higher.

And drop Sean Payton out of the top 15.

This list is bullshit.

 

[eznark]

Surprised Kelly is so high on the list.

I think more than anything it shows that this will be a slow year for coach openings.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Cleveland shouldn't even have a coach.

Just let the fans coach on a weekly basis.

This brings up a dilemma: as much of a clusterfuck as the Browns are, would things be better or worse if BG and Kave were running things

 

[jmdajr]

wtf is a potato pancake?

 

[Pepiope]

Unless the Jags somehow get an even record this year, I don't see Gus staying.

I realllllllly wanted him in Philly. Glad I didn't get my wish.

 

[CrocMother]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

 

[WesternHeretic]

wtf is a potato pancake?

Pancake with potato flavor!

 

[rando14]

BG and Kave would be terrible coaches!! BG doesn't even own a computer, and Kave's IQ quite frankly is so low it would make floyd mayweather blush!!

 

[eznark]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

It's because their franchises are dogshit.

 

[WanderingWind]

floyd mayweather blush!!

Uh..well, you see

 

[gutshot]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

Well it would just be plain stupid for Lurie to fire Kelly now. He's completely overhauled the roster to match his vision of what a football team should look like. Firing him now means you are gonna have to have a new coach come in and do the same thing all over again.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

Watch your mouth, heathen. Chip Kelly has transcended well above the trivial prestige of one we would call "coach." You will politely refer to him by his proper name, Sir Chipington Genius III.

 

[Tom Penny]

wtf is a potato pancake?

Probably something better than regular pancakes which suck.

 

[Goro Majima]

Watch your mouth, heathen. Chip Kelly has transcended well above the prestige of one we would call "coach." You will politely refer to him by his proper name, Sir Chipington Genius III.

I thought it was Chip "The Revolution" Kelly?

 

[Hindl]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

For me Chip is just a funny guy, and he's at least trying something. The Eagles team he inherited was good, but not playoff material. He had the balls to reset the whole thing and give away the faces of the franchise. For the past couple years, Maclin, McCoy, Jackson, and Foles were the Eagles. Now they're all gone, so it's Chip Kelly's Eagles. This whole thing could blow up in his face, but at least he took the chance to make the team great. I'd rather have that than a team that posts winning seasons but never goes anywhere. There's a lot to criticize with Chip, but I like him

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Probably something better than regular pancakes which suck.

You have gone too far, troll.

 

[CrocMother]

Well it would just be plain stupid for Lurie to fire Kelly now. He's completely overhauled the roster to match his vision of what a football team should look like. Firing him now means you are gonna have to have a new coach come in and do the same thing all over again.

So even if he under performs they can't fire him? Maybe Chip is smarter than I thought.

 

[bigosc2k]

reality is texans are the new lions and browns combined

But the texans have won more playoff games than the browns and lions combined in the last 20 years and have 1 of them was with Matt Schaub.