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[Hindl]

So even if he under performs they can't fire him? Maybe Chip is smarter than I thought.

He'll at least be here till the end of his contract unless he posts back to back 4-12 or worse seasons

 

[WanderingWind]

Watch your mouth, heathen. Chip Kelly has transcended well above the trivial prestige of one we would call "coach." You will politely refer to him by his proper name, Sir Chipington Genius III.

Remember when Mangenius made all kinds of crazy roster moves and people thought he was genius until he won like 2 games? Good times!

 

[bionic77]

I thought it was Chip "The Revolution" Kelly?

I thought it was Chip that guy who hates black players and trades them away for racist whiteys.

 

[gutshot]

So even if he under performs they can't fire him? Maybe Chip is smarter than I thought.

He'll get at least 3 years from now. If he under performs for 3 straight years then Lurie might make a move.

But like I said, it is more likely he quits and goes back to college before Lurie has a chance to fire him.

 

[Tom Penny]

You have gone too far, troll.

Pancakes are the Tofu of breakfast foods.

 

[WesternHeretic]

BG and Kave would be terrible coaches!! BG doesn't even own a computer, and Kave's IQ quite frankly is so low it would make floyd mayweather blush!!

Kave can't read?

=(

I'll teach you Kave don't worry. You can read Harry Potter when I'm done with you!

 

[CrocMother]

He'll at least be here till the end of his contract unless he posts back to back 4-12 or worse seasons

If he can't win a super bowl with "his" team, whoever comes after will inherit an untenable situation and the Eagles will be irrelevant for a good while.

That's why you keep good players that can fit any system instead of trading them away for nothing. That's why you build teams around good QB's, not head coaches.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pancakes are the Tofu of breakfast foods.

They must not be able to make good pancakes up there smh.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Chip's contract is up in 2 years. He's going back to college because he won't make the playoffs either of those years and he'll be branded a failure (deservedly)

 

[gutshot]

If he can't win a super bowl with "his" team, whoever comes after will inherit an untenable situation and the Eagles will be irrelevant for a good while.

That's why you keep good players that can fit any system instead of trading them away for nothing. That's why you build teams around good QB's, not head coaches.

Which good players did he trade away for nothing?

 

[WanderingWind]

Pancakes are the Tofu of breakfast foods.

I hope you lose all your hair and your dog bites you, you most basic of bitches.

 

[cajunator]

For cajun

squeeeeee

squeeeeee!
Hello MRSA

Fuck my disrespect senses are outta control right now, hnngh

Interview, the movie actually has a good amount of worthy gifs lol.

This gif made me think of Cajun lol

You're such a slut.

nah because girls have done that to me before and I just played along with it.

 

[Line_HTX]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

Hey man, it's not like things are so bad they're in serious need of another change. Plus this is BoB's 2nd year. I'm pretty sure that Bob McNair will give him time that he needs, though to be honest he should've given Kubiak a shorter leash. It would be dumb to fire BoB now and the forseeable future.

You're making it sound like BoB is not the answer. I don't go around wanting Jason Garrett to be fired, now do I? =D

nah because girls have done that to me before and I just played along with it.

Lewd Cajun.

 

[MRSA]

Went from Pliny O Clock to work. Fuck

 

[Tom Penny]

They must not be able to make good pancakes up there smh.

Pancakes require fruit and chocolate and shit just to make them not bland disks that require syrup and butter to make them edible.

 

[WanderingWind]

Went from Pliny O Clock to work. Fuck

lol sucks to be you. I'm 4 deep and it's just beginning.

 

[Limited Edition]

Bill O'Brien should be WAY lower on the list. He's not even on the hot seat.

Him and Zimmer both are to high on that list.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pancakes require fruit and chocolate and shit just to make them not bland disks that require syrup and butter to make them edible.

You need to stop.

 

[Goro Majima]

French Toast > Pancakes

Come at me bro!

 

[Pepiope]

So even if he under performs they can't fire him? Maybe Chip is smarter than I thought.

Lurie isn't the type of owner who just goes from one coach to another every couple of years. He wants continuity.

Hey man, it's not like things are so bad they're in serious need of another change. Plus this is BoB's 2nd year. I'm pretty sure that Bob McNair will give him time that he needs, though to be honest he should've given Kubiak a shorter leash. It would be dumb to fire BoB now and the forseeable future.

You're making it sound like BoB is not the answer. I don't go around wanting Jason Garrett to be fired, now do I? =D

As an Eagle fan, I don't want him fired either!

 

[MRSA]

lol sucks to be you. I'm 4 deep and it's just beginning.

I'm at work buzzed watching Hard Knocks.

 

[Malalaw]

Hard Knocks is good so far. Hard to hate BOB.

 

[jmdajr]

I don't know man, but bathroom time must be fun. It's gotta be just.... unbelievable poops.

 

[BigAT]

Lurie isn't the type of owner who just goes from one coach to another every couple of years. He wants continuity.

Absolutely. He's done a great job of continuing that 49 year run of no Super Bowl wins.

 

[Goro Majima]

I'm at work buzzed watching Hard Knocks.

I asked a few nurses about getting to sleep on the job and none of them heard of that practice.

Now you're buzzed at work watching TV.

How do you do it?

 

[WanderingWind]

I'm at work buzzed watching Hard Knocks.

real recognize real

 

[Pepiope]

Absolutely. He's done a great job of continuing that 49 year run of no Super Bowl wins.

Meh, the Eagles of 2000+ have been a consistently good franchise. He's been a good owner, just hasn't gotten over that hump. In due time.

 

[Himynameischris]

French Toast > Pancakes

Come at me bro!

I agree,

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm at work buzzed watching Hard Knocks.

How many patients will you kill tonight

 

[Godslay]

Hell, Kubiak and Marvin Lewis should be slightly higher.

And drop Sean Payton out of the top 15.

This list is bullshit.

Kubes is where he should be.

 

[Dega]

Texans and Eagles fans have some weird cult relationship with their head coach. The very idea of them getting fired causes existential crises.

Uh

It has nothing to do with the fans. McNair wouldn't give up on a coach that fast. Its just not his character.

 

[WanderingWind]

Fucking communists. French toast over American pancakes? Traitors, one and all! Super traitors! Mega traitors!

 

[Himynameischris]

Fucking communists. French toast over American pancakes? Traitors, one and all! Super traitors! Mega traitors!

but how do you feel about waffles

 

[Line_HTX]

French toast is superior to Bread.

 

[Greg]

who cares about french toast and pancakes when you have bacon and sausage and hash browns

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

real recognize real

I laughed.

who cares about french toast and pancakes when you have bacon and sausage and hash browns

e s

French Toast is delicious!

Spoiler

All that other stuff is too though.

 

[rando14]

who cares about french toast and pancakes when you have bacon and sausage and hash browns

Thats big talk from someone who only eats oatmeal for breakfast!!

Spoiler

I too enjoy my oatmeal Though I also have scrambled eggs and yogurt

 

[Bread]

home fries >>>>> hash browns

 

[Tom Penny]

Corn beef hash with an over easy egg cracked over it wins.

 

[WanderingWind]

who cares about french toast and pancakes when you have bacon and sausage and hash browns

Greg for president

 

[Greg]

Thats big talk from someone who only eats oatmeal for breakfast!!

Spoiler

I too enjoy my oatmeal Though I also have scrambled eggs and yogurt

I eat breakfast for dinner

and I moved my oatmeal to a nighttime snack

the struggle to eat is real, rando

 

[cajunator]

french toast is really rad but I like pancakes too (plain with only butter)
blueberry pancakes are pretty good though, I wont pass those up when offered.

 

[Himynameischris]

Thats big talk from someone who only eats oatmeal for breakfast!!

Spoiler

I too enjoy my oatmeal Though I also have scrambled eggs and yogurt

Hey I also only eat oatmeal for breakfest...rando what the hell

 

[Bread]

Corn beef hash with an over easy egg cracked over it wins.

truth

 

[Goro Majima]

Look you fucks, it's a three choice vote, don't bring in delicious breakfast meats into this and confuse people.

French Toast, Pancakes, Waffles.

PICK ONE.

 

[jbug617]

who cares about french toast and pancakes when you have bacon and sausage and hash browns

Pancakes with meat is great. Get a good bite of pancake with syrup and a piece of breakfast sausage.

 

[jmdajr]

If I am gonna eat so called BAD breakfast. I prefer Mexican breakfast. Eggs, Salsa, the retried beans and all that.

Overall it's actually pretty healthy really. Compared to the fucking pancakes.

edit: I lied. Those fucking Chicken Biscuits from Chick-Fil-A are godly.

 

[Greg]

Look you fucks, it's a three choice vote, don't bring in delicious breakfast meats into this and confuse people.

French Toast, Pancakes, Waffles.

PICK ONE.

I'll bring whatever food I want into the discussion

you wanted the disrespect and you got it, biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

 

[jmdajr]

Look you fucks, it's a three choice vote, don't bring in delicious breakfast meats into this and confuse people.

French Toast, Pancakes, Waffles.

PICK ONE.

Can we add biscuits?

 

[rando14]

I eat breakfast for dinner

and I moved my oatmeal to a nighttime snack

the struggle to eat is real, rando

Greg PLS!! If you're struggling I got a free Dominos pizza code I could give you, I cant let my boy going to bed hungry!!

Hey I also only eat oatmeal for breakfest...rando what the hell

You, Greg, and me all eat oatmeal

You, Greg, and me are all awesome!!

The math checks out!!