• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

NFL Preseason/Training Camp/Disrespect 2015 |OT2| - Second verse same as the first

MechDX

Member
tempIMG_1299--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG


Segment tonight on David Quessenberry, 3rd year offensive lineman from SDSU who was diagnosed during training camp last year with lymphoma and has been being treated for cancer. #DQStrong
 

bionic77

Member
According to Weinke and probably FMT, that's just stuff people do amongst friends
I was going to say that if FMT was the judge then that would definitely count as a round. But your joke is equally effective.

Bionic, you're more European than most of us.
I shower every day. I love freedom and hate the Patriots. And I am not into leg hair on the ladies.

How exactly am I a dirty socialist?
 

Godslay

Banned
See Slay.. Just put the pats avatar up and join the pWo. You basically have flipped and did the heel turn and going to fire Dega like you are Mr.McMahon :).

Speaking of Jimmy Snuka charged with 3rd degree murder.

Maybe so.

I will not discriminate dropping the diamond cutter, or powerbomb.
 

Milchjon

Member
I took German in college.. I don't these things :p

Tom Brady ist unschuldig und er ist Opfer einer Hexenjagd!

.


I shower every day. I love freedom and hate the Patriots. And I am not into leg hair on the ladies.

How exactly am I a dirty socialist?

All those things were European ideas, so you fit right in.

Apart from the Patriots hating thing, that's only practiced by terrorists, usually.
 
Cutting Boykin makes me rage. He's not that good. I get that.

But when your number one receiver is Philly Brown you take on as many wideouts as you can.

Let me repeat myself:

OUR FUCKING NUMBER FUCKING ONE FUCKING RECEIVER FUCKING IS FUCKING PHILLY PHUCKING BUTTERFUCKINGFINGER FUCKING BROWN

(shout out to BOB)
 

bionic77

Member
Tom Brady ist unschuldig und er ist Opfer einer Hexenjagd!



All those things were European ideas, so you fit right in.

Apart from the Patriots hating thing, that's only practiced by terrorists, usually.
Most of America hates the Pats and thinks that they are cheaters.

Are you calling us terrorists?

Please let me know what dirty communist country you are from so I can tell Obama where to send the freedom drone.
 

RBH

Member
Cutting Boykin makes me rage. He's not that good. I get that.

But when your number one receiver is Philly Brown you take on as many wideouts as you can.

Let me repeat myself:

OUR FUCKING NUMBER FUCKING ONE FUCKING RECEIVER FUCKING IS FUCKING PHILLY PHUCKING BUTTERFUCKINGFINGER FUCKING BROWN

(shout out to BOB)

:)
 

Milchjon

Member
Most of America hates the Pats and thinks that they are cheaters.

Are you calling us terrorists?

Please let me know what dirty communist country you are from so I can tell Obama where to send the freedom drone.

Well, I'm pretty sure the guys who did 9/11 disliked patriots almost as much as you do.
 

MechDX

Member
Cutting Boykin makes me rage. He's not that good. I get that.

But when your number one receiver is Philly Brown you take on as many wideouts as you can.

Let me repeat myself:

OUR FUCKING NUMBER FUCKING ONE FUCKING RECEIVER FUCKING IS FUCKING PHILLY PHUCKING BUTTERFUCKINGFINGER FUCKING BROWN

(shout out to BOB)

Should have called him fucking slapnuts Philly fuckin Brown

Hey we can send EZ your way
agxf01.gif
 

bionic77

Member
Well, I'm pretty sure the guys who did 9/11 disliked patriots almost as much as you do.
Your memory is garbage.

First of all Osama died wearing a Brady jersey. This is well known.

Secondly, what city did those terrorist filled planes fly out of? I am pretty sure this conspiracy to destroy America did not fly out of JFK or LAX....
 
this is an example of kaps problem:

8-31-2015_9-55-24_PMkapscramm_zpskg2tvazw.gif


look at VD. i understand you aren't going to hit him deep (the pocket is colllapsing at that point) but he's wide open at the start! throw the fucking ball!
 

Godslay

Banned
Your memory is garbage.

First of all Osama died wearing a Brady jersey. This is well known.

Secondly, what city did those terrorist filled planes fly out of? I am pretty sure this conspiracy to destroy America did not fly out of JFK or LAX....

It is rumored that when they dumped his body into the ocean, the body bag was made of stitched together Aaron Hernandez jerseys and was stuffed with the lost tapes of Spygate.

Goodell asked for the pictures of this burial by sea to be burned as well.
 

bionic77

Member
It is rumored that when they dumped his body into the ocean, the body bag was made of stitched together Aaron Hernandez jerseys and was stuffed with the lost tapes of Spygate.

Goodell asked for the pictures of this burial by sea to be burned as well.
Of course Goodell had to destroy the body.

Just like he destroyed the videotapes.

He has done a great job for the Pats these past 15 years in covering up the majority of their crimes.
 
To Milch.

Brady würde uberfürt. Er ist eine schwine.

Er ist eine betrüger auf die Spielen und er ein betrüger auf frauen (besonders schwanger frauen) sein.

Think I made enough of a mockery of the German language for one evening.
 

Pepiope

Member
To Milch.

Brady würde uberfürt. Er ist eine schwine.

Er ist eine betrüger auf die Spielen und er ein betrüger auf frauen (besonders schwanger frauen) sein.

Think I made enough of a mockery of the German language for one evening.
Translation (google):

Brady would uberfürt . He is a schwine .

He is a cheat to the play and he a cheater be on women ( especially pregnant women ) .
 

Milchjon

Member
To Milch.

Brady würde uberfürt. Er ist eine schwine.

Er ist eine betrüger auf die Spielen und er ein betrüger auf frauen (besonders schwanger frauen) sein.

Think I made enough of a mockery of the German language for one evening.

Your German is about as shoddy as the Wells Report.

To be serious for a second, I think you're on a good way! I would never wanna discourage anyone from using a language, and I definitely got the gist of it.
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Windsor: Stafford showing poise, maturity, leadership

It was an easy flick, some 50 yards in the air. Drop back, step forward, plant your feet, toss.

So maybe toss isn't the right word. But when you make it look as easy as Matthew Stafford does, how else to describe the way he throws the ball downfield?

We saw it again Friday night in Jacksonville, Fla., when the Lions weren't doing much on either side of the ball and needed a play. Golden Tate sprinted. Stafford hit him in stride.

Touchdown.

Toss.

Yes, this is only the exhibition season. Yes, Stafford needs to show his performance in last year's playoff loss to the Cowboys was a beginning. Not a plateau.

You remember that outing, right?

I do. And I remember it got lost in a bitter end to a season, got lost in the hullabaloo of a questionable pass-interference non-call, got lost when Ndamukong Suh cried at the podium, because … well, who knows why? It doesn't matter. He was emotional.

But Suh's gone. Which means Stafford is now the team's best player, and that's a good thing, because he's good, and has a chance to be great, and teams don't win Super Bowls on the back of a defensive tackle, even one as gifted as Suh.

They win with quarterbacks. They win when quarterbacks truly understand how to be a … quarterback.

Stafford showed us he was close in Dallas last January. Actually, it was in Arlington, the home of the Cowboys' outsized stadium, where he threw for 320 yards against a playoff defense while frequently under duress.


He was crisp and decisive that day. Mostly, he was comfortable with himself. In the pocket. Sliding from it. Understanding where he could throw and where he could not.

That's always been the issue with Stafford, no? With any quarterback, really.

He threw one interception that day, and that was a ball tipped at the line of scrimmage. Still, that loss wasn't his fault.

It's true that he wasn't able to make the one or two extra plays to tilt the game toward the Lions. Here's betting he's ready now. He's entering year two of the Joe Lombardi system, which means he doesn't have to think as much, which gives him more time to react.

This exhibition season, even without Calvin Johnson on the field during games, Stafford has shown us all of his superior physical gifts along with that poise and maturity he displayed against Dallas. He credits another off-season of study, another year of growth, another spring and summer of understanding what it means to be an NFL quarterback.

"I think just spending extra time trying to look at some of the mistakes I had last year," Stafford told the Free Press last week, "and kind of categorizing them into what kind of mistakes they were, whether it be physical or mental or decision or whatever it was. Just trying to polish up on those as much as I can. It's really a total-game assessment at the end of every year."

The good news for the Lions is that Stafford's total game is as good as it's ever been. The playoff game showed us that. In a way, the preseason is showing us that, too.

Not just the ridiculous toss he threw in Jacksonville the other night, but the precision and body language he's shown in all three exhibition outings. He hasn't thrown a pick. He's thrown to just about every receiver who's been on the field with him. He's playing as fast and comfortably as he has since the Lions drafted him.

That's critical, because this year, it's finally his team. Suh is gone. Johnson can still be great but he's limited by the position he plays. That leaves Stafford.

And that should leave the Lions smiling.

Often.

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2015/08/31/detroit-lions-matthew-stafford/71443386/

Itshappeningisntit.gif
 
Your German is about as shoddy as the Wells Report.

To be serious for a second, I think you're on a good way! I would never wanna discourage anyone from using a language, and I definitely got the gist of it.

Thank you. I had to take 3 years of it in college. I hate fucking adjective endings and shit. Say what you will about English because I know it's hard to learn. We got rid of that shit and the world is a better place for it.

Y'all at least in German just keep the English word and add the in front of it. instead of the goddamn French trying to take every English word and making it French. That's why German is spoken more in the world than French and your language will die you fools mwhahahaha
 
Top Bottom