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[Himynameischris]

Whaaaaaa? Details.

Short Version:

Co-worker wants to hook up, has fake boobs and fake ass, fake ass looks terrible so I'm going through with it so I can take pics and show my NFL-Bros how terrible it looks. Was going to happen this weekend but my sister and her bf are coming down to my place for sb weekend so I'll have to postpone until next weekend.

 

[Kave_Man]

Lucky Browns, getting to inject all that Buffalo success right into the program. Gonna be unstoppable!

I don't appreciate this sarcasm.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Short Version:

Co-worker wants to hook up, has fake boobs and fake ass, fake ass looks terrible so I'm going through with it so I can take pics and show my NFL-Bros how terrible it looks. Was going to happen this weekend but my sister and her bf are coming down to my place for sb weekend so I'll have to postpone until next weekend.

It's a sign

 

[bionic77]

Florida sucks as it is already. I don't want to hear the worst accent in the country, too.

We have to send them somewhere far away that is shitty and thanks to Obama we don't have the funding or technology yet to send them to Mars.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

We take the proper precautions.

Spoiler

Anal

Thanks!

:jnc

Shouldn't have highlighted that with coffee in my mouth.

 

[Himynameischris]

It's a sign

She's leaving the company in a few months anyways, even if I withheld because she's a co-worker, she won't be a co-worker for much longer.

 

[jakncoke]

:jnc

Shouldn't have highlighted that with coffee in my mouth.

Maybe he can flip them during sex *NSFW*

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Short Version:

Co-worker wants to hook up, has fake boobs and fake ass, fake ass looks terrible so I'm going through with it so I can take pics and show my NFL-Bros how terrible it looks. Was going to happen this weekend but my sister and her bf are coming down to my place for sb weekend so I'll have to postpone until next weekend.

Make sure you do take pics. I don't care if fake or not. I can save it to my spank bank.....I'm running out of clean socks, though.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

The Bills and the Giants. :|

I'm obligated to hate you then. We could have been friends.

Wandering Wind, who are these people?

"Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills" - WanderingWind, 1993

 

[Talon]

Maybe he can flip them during sex *NSFW*

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

 

[MechDX]

Ravens are expected to hire former Texans tight ends coach Brian Pariani as replacement for Wade Harman, according to sources
via Twitter

It begins....Schaub inbound Larry!!!

 

[Himynameischris]

Make sure you do take pics. I don't care if fake or not. I can save it to my spank bank.....I'm running out of clean socks, though.

lol alright and maybe I can send you a pack of socks or something

 

[Dutch Gronk]

lol alright and maybe I can send you a pack of socks or something

If you're busy sending gifts, can I have a Xbone?

 

[Eleuin]

Maybe he can flip them during sex *NSFW*

stop linking this dammit

 

[Himynameischris]

If you're busy sending gifts, can I have a Xbone?

Only if you're going to masturbate too it, otherwise it's just a waste.

 

[jakncoke]

stop linking this dammit

No one forced you to click you dumb biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Only if you're going to masturbate too it, otherwise it's just a waste.

Uuuuh

 

[simples]

Uuuuh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuxghiwjgQc

your national anthem is pretty catchy

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

You guys have been super weird lately.

 

[bionic77]

If you're busy sending gifts, can I have a Xbone?

I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.

 

[MechDX]

I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.

First part...no.

I would do the second in a heartbeat for a free Xbox One

 

[simples]

I would do the second in a heartbeat for a free Xbox One

Texas culture

 

[Spinluck]

next season, we're all colts fans.

 

[Himynameischris]

Uuuuh

Is that I yes...? Because I would need proof...

 

[MechDX]

Texas culture

No, just fucking bionic over. Texas culture is popping caps in ass's.

Shut up lunchbox

 

[Futurevoid]

Scott Linehan expected to be the new playcaller in Dallas. Callahan not going anywhere.

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet · 54s

If #Cowboys hire play-caller Scott Linehan today, expect OC Bill Callahan to stay. Why? I’m told Dallas won’t let him out of his contract

It's Rapaport though so take it with a grain of salt.

 

[jakncoke]

You guys have been super weird lately.

Let your freak flag fly

 

[bionic77]

First part...no.

I would do the second in a heartbeat for a free Xbox One

Doesn't apply to fake Texan fans. You have to be a recognized Patriots d-bag.

If the Bone is not your cup of tea I will buy any other current gen console in its place.

 

[simples]

No, just fucking bionic over.

luke smith offered me a early halo beta code for putting on a manning colts avatar. i told him to fuck off and bought a code off ebay and posted a screenshot to him

youre no better than tabris

 

[yankeehater]

Doesn't apply to fake Texan fans. You have to be a recognized Patriots d-bag.

If the Bone is not your cup of tea I will buy any other current gen console in its place.

I could use an XB1 for the man cave, can I record myself talking bad about the Pats?

 

[Himynameischris]

Scott Linehan expected to be the new playcaller in Dallas. Callahan not going anywhere.



It's Rapaport though so take it with a grain of salt.

So they have a former OC that is now head coach, an OC and now a designated play caller? Did they forget completely that they need to field a defense?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuxghiwjgQc

your national anthem is pretty catchy

You're such a baboon. This is the German anthem, you fool : http://youtu.be/Lur-SGl3uw8

You guys have been super weird lately.

I'm still in shock. I never lost like that before, I have Boston blood, I'm a winner.

I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.

And you call yourself a lawyer. Didn't you take the Hermaphroditic Oath like all the lawyers that you have to protect the truth and nothing but the truth?!

 

[Futurevoid]

So they have a former OC that is now head coach, an OC and now a designated play caller? Did they forget completely that they need to field a defense?

 

[MechDX]

luke smith offered me a early halo beta code for putting on a manning colts avatar. i told him to fuck off and bought a code off ebay and posted a screenshot to him

youre no better than tabris

And you still live in Detroit. I win.

 

[distantmantra]

Where's the Super Bowl thread? Go Hawks.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.

Buy me an Omega Planet Ocean watch, and I'll do it.

 

[yankeehater]

Where's the Super Bowl thread? Go Hawks.

It will be up by Sunday we think, depends if it snows again in the US before the game though.

 

[LukeSmith]

luke smith offered me a early halo beta code for putting on a manning colts avatar. i told him to fuck off and bought a code off ebay and posted a screenshot to him

youre no better than tabris

I have no recollection of this, but it sounds like what I'd have done to a Pats fan.

 

[jakncoke]

Where's the Super Bowl thread? Go Hawks.

Buckethead is still nibbling scones and espresso at the coffee shop.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Where's the Super Bowl thread? Go Hawks.

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

 

[bionic77]

You're such a baboon. This is the German anthem, you fool : http://youtu.be/Lur-SGl3uw8

I'm still in shock. I never lost like that before, I have Boston blood, I'm a winner.



And you call yourself a lawyer. Didn't you take the Hermaphroditic Oath like all the lawyers that you have to protect the truth and nothing but the truth?!

Lawyers for the most are about as truthful as the Pats organization, but definitely more like able. We are slightly less greedy than doctors and slightly more human than stock brokers.

Yankee offer only good for first 2 pat fans.

 

[bionic77]

Buy me an Omega Planet Ocean watch, and I'll do it.

I only buy jewelry for people I want to fuck. Not interested bro.

Videogames only.

 

[simples]

I have no recollection of this, but it sounds like what I'd have done to a Pats fan.

it was in the reach beta begging thread in 2010. before you had this.... thing as you qb -

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I only buy jewelry for people I want to fuck. Not interested bro.

Videogames only.

Well how about I throw a ruse on you: I'll tuck my weiner and ballsack back, put on a bra and some panties and you can have your way with me.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Signed a lease for an apartment yesterday in Shorewood, north of UWM. Cozy little apartment, good for a burgeoning student with a girlfriend who makes triple what he makes. Parking in the area though is horrifically bad, so we'll see.

Is I all growed up now?

When I was a student, "triple what I made" would've been an even larger negative number.

 

[Himynameischris]

Darkest red is right, we are getting weird. The OT is going to destroy us

 

[Matrix]

Ravens... bwahahahaha

 

[Spinluck]

it was in the reach beta begging thread in 2010. before you had this.... thing as you qb -

i wonder if that was water or pure saliva build up from the mouthpiece.

i guess only luck will know.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

KUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Lawyers for the most are about as truthful as the Pats organization, but definitely more like able. We are slightly less greedy than doctors and slightly more human than stock brokers.

Yankee offer only good for first 2 pat fans.

I always wanted to be a stock broker since I was like 10 years old , still on course for that, not sure if I still wanna do it.