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NFL Super Bowl XLVII |OT| Where The Magic Happens

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Bolt Vanderhuge

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What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

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#F5
 
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Dragon

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ronitoswife said:
I was okay with the game until the Ravens made that play in the end. I found it very unsportsmanlike and cowardly. I was happy for them because I felt like they earned their points, but in the end they turned their console off. 11 seconds left in the game, if someone has the chance to win in 11 seconds then they deserve that chance. It doesn't matter how likely it would have been, they still deserve that chance. And if someone can win in 11 seconds they also deserve that win. I get that it was a legal move but it was still a cheap move. I really was happy for the Ravens. They earned their points especially with that run by Jacoby Jones! Holy cow that was incredible and really exciting to watch. As exciting as the game was to watch however, it ended in disappointment. Not because the 49's lost but because the Ravens stopped playing.
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.....lifelong?
 
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Margalis

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Dragon said:
Hard to take you seriously when you call it a foul.
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That's the right terminology. From Wikipedia:

It is a common misconception that the term "penalty" is used to refer both to an infraction and the penal consequence of that infraction. A foul is a rule infraction for which a penalty is prescribed.[6] Some of the more common fouls are listed below.
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It's not right to say that a penalty occurs on nearly every play - by definition a penalty occurs only on plays on which penalties are called.
 
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Dragon

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ginger ninja said:
I don't know if this is the right place, but allow me to say that the half time show sucked...
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You so crazy right now.

Margalis said:
That's the right terminology. From Wikipedia:

It's not right to say that a penalty occurs on nearly every play - by definition a penalty occurs only on plays on which penalties are called.
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Just like offensive linemen pushing their running backs forward is illegal, no one uses the word foul in this context.
 
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Devolution

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Cyan said:
This was the kicker. I bitched plenty about the uneven calls during the game, but 1st and goal down 5 and you can't convert?

Fuck it, not a lot of room to whine.
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They lost the game. Anyone whining needs an abject lesson in how to compete to win not fumble around. Swear to god. Their game style fuck up a bunch -> get their shit together -> fuck up a bunch. Rinse repeat. Unfortunately fuck up a bunch came during a necessary conversion.
 
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Narag

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Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.
#F5
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See, Larry? That's how it's done.
 
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Jtrizzy

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Dragon said:
When I say hired, I mean he's hired not that he's guaranteed to be. ESPN doesn't shy away from athletes with problems with the law. They had Irvin on there for a while.
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What did Irvin ever do beside coke and get dui's? Plus Michael Irvin is actually funny and interesting, Ray Lewis is just so annoying with all the crying and melodrama. Maybe Irvin did worse but I don't really know.
 
smokeymicpot

smokeymicpot

Beat EviLore at pool.
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.


#F5
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Flacco gives me hope for Ponder.
 
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JABEE

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Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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FMT, there is a new contender for the throne.
 
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ConradCervantes

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ronitoswife said:
I was okay with the game until the Ravens made that play in the end. I found it very unsportsmanlike and cowardly. I was happy for them because I felt like they earned their points, but in the end they turned their console off. 11 seconds left in the game, if someone has the chance to win in 11 seconds then they deserve that chance. It doesn't matter how likely it would have been, they still deserve that chance. And if someone can win in 11 seconds they also deserve that win. I get that it was a legal move but it was still a cheap move. I really was happy for the Ravens. They earned their points especially with that run by Jacoby Jones! Holy cow that was incredible and really exciting to watch. As exciting as the game was to watch however, it ended in disappointment. Not because the 49's lost but because the Ravens stopped playing.
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What the fuck.
 
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Levyne

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The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.
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Strung together like that, that's actually really impressive and awesome.
 
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Dead Man

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Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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I can't even hate this post. But I hate you for making me not hate some Ravens cheerleading.
 
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The Frankman

Banned
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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MiamiWesker

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Congrats to the Ravens and all their fans. Especially to all the Canes!!! Ed Reed! McKinney! Ray LEWIS!!!! Even Frank Gore did amazing in a losing effort.

But damn it football is over. Noooooooooooooo. :(

Oh we at least I get to celebrate another championship in a few months, it will make the offseason to by fast.
 
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AndresON777

shooting blanks
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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F

Feep

Banned
ronitoswife said:
I was okay with the game until the Ravens made that play in the end. I found it very unsportsmanlike and cowardly. I was happy for them because I felt like they earned their points, but in the end they turned their console off. 11 seconds left in the game, if someone has the chance to win in 11 seconds then they deserve that chance. It doesn't matter how likely it would have been, they still deserve that chance. And if someone can win in 11 seconds they also deserve that win. I get that it was a legal move but it was still a cheap move. I really was happy for the Ravens. They earned their points especially with that run by Jacoby Jones! Holy cow that was incredible and really exciting to watch. As exciting as the game was to watch however, it ended in disappointment. Not because the 49's lost but because the Ravens stopped playing.
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Wow.
 
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Jarmel

Banned
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

http://i.imgur.com/PgMgc8L.gif[/IG]

#F5[/QUOTE]

Damn at this post. Just damn.
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Margalis

Banned
Dragon said:
Just like offensive linemen pushing their running backs forward is illegal, no one uses the word foul in this context.
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You corrected me on word usage but my word usage was correct. Sucks. Not like that has anything to do with the point I was making anyway, but if you are going to be pedantic at least be correct.
 
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cdyhybrid

Member
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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I applaud this post.
 
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Elfforkusu

Member
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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:jnc
 
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Unknown Soldier

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B For Bendetta said:
So much weak ass rationalization from 9ers fans. FMT meltdown will redeem your fandom
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I'm okay with this.

JABEE said:
I think that is his KDR. I don't know what the Randy Moss statistic is supposed to represent.
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The Kill-Death Ratio is, well, a ratio. So you can't divide it by zero. Unless you are saying that his KDR is Infinity, which is both mathematically correct and accurate in real life too. He is, after all, not dead.
 
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MiamiWesker

Member
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.

Y'all cunts don't know shit.

You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!

HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!

Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.

So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.

PgMgc8L.gif


#F5
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Amazing! Congrats!!!!
 
D

Dragon

Banned
Margalis said:
You corrected me on word usage but my word usage was correct. Sucks. Not like that has anything to do with the point I was making anyway, but if you are going to be pedantic at least be correct.
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I corrected you because no one uses the word foul to describe what you're saying. By all means pat yourself on the back from learning football through Wikipedia though.
 
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