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NFL Week 13 |OT| My Favorite Things

Greg

Member
Thanks man this is our third date but we like each other. Shes kind of a casual fan, so like most casual fans she doesn't know about Matt Stafford.

She was going on about how Tom Brady is so good and I'm trying to preach to her about the Book of Matthew. Sure Tom Brady was/is great, but there is this young stud who plays for the Detroit Lions, who not only has probably the strongest arm in the league but also appeals to female NFL fans based on his good looks like Lord Brady does.
Yeah, talk about men a lot. That will reel her in!
 
Thanks man this is our third date but we like each other. Shes kind of a casual fan, so like most casual fans she doesn't know about Matt Stafford.

She was going on about how Tom Brady is so good and I'm trying to preach to her about the Book of Matthew. Sure Tom Brady was/is great, but there is this young stud who plays for the Detroit Lions, who not only has probably the strongest arm in the league but also appeals to female NFL fans based on his good looks like Lord Brady does.

You're going at it all wrong, the best young, handsome, strong armed QB in the NFL is Mallett.

And remember, run up the bill. Patriots love to run up things.

Yeah, talk about men a lot. That will reel her in!

I agree, she likes men, so talk about her interests by talking about men with her. And if you talk about men, might as well talk about the most handsome man ever, Tom Brady. If you want you can borrow my Tom Brady scrapbook. I bring it to all my dates.
 
Thanks man this is our third date but we like each other. Shes kind of a casual fan, so like most casual fans she doesn't know about Matt Stafford.

She was going on about how Tom Brady is so good and I'm trying to preach to her about the Book of Matthew. Sure Tom Brady was/is great, but there is this young stud who plays for the Detroit Lions, who not only has probably the strongest arm in the league but also appeals to female NFL fans based on his good looks like Lord Brady does.
Haha, this is great.

I'm married to a casual Patriots fan and she's pretty cool. There is hope!
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Yeah, talk about men a lot. That will reel her in!

:jnc

It's like I'm setting myself up for failure when I talk about a man as great as Stafford. I haven't even brought up my support for Ndamakung Suh, and how there is always an inherent bias against everything the man does.

Thanks for the support fellas. I will represent the Shield, NFLGAF and LionsGAF with the integrity and confidence Calvin Johnson has.
 

mr2xxx

Banned
Thanks man this is our third date but we like each other. Shes kind of a casual fan, so like most casual fans she doesn't know about Matt Stafford.

She was going on about how Tom Brady is so good and I'm trying to preach to her about the Book of Matthew. Sure Tom Brady was/is great, but there is this young stud who plays for the Detroit Lions, who not only has probably the strongest arm in the league but also appeals to female NFL fans based on his good looks like Lord Brady does.

Just dont talk about fantasy football for an hour, I witnessed it and it wasn't pretty.
 

Mrbob

Member
This game is going to be a great recruiting tool. It's fun watching the offensive line and running game dominate, but I liked it better when the team had an elite QB running the offense.
 

eznark

Banned
This game is going to be a great recruiting tool. It's fun watching the offensive line and running game dominate, but I liked it better when the team had an elite QB running the offense.

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GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
Moving 450GB+ worth of Porn is a fucking undertaking, Holy Shit

At least it's going to my 3TB External HDD to stay safe
 

Mrbob

Member
Eznark, I think it's safe to start posting the Russell Wilson rose pic!

Back to back to back Rose Bowl losses incoming!
 

GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
You only got 450gb? You a chump compared to the dude that got a couple tb on here

Well I fancy

Lesbians
Retro (late 70's & all of the 80's, early '90's)
Storyline"esque"
Anything with Tori Wells & Debbi Diamond
Some classics like Private Teacher, Taboo etc.
 

Fantomex

Member

Rorschach

Member
This was the guy saying he wouldn't give that hot chick posted earlier the time of day. Oh, just transferring 500gigs of porn to make room for more porn!
 

GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
This thread just got really uncomfortable.

Yeah, let's joke about suicide for the last few pages, I post a little Porn info, "Things Got Uncomfortable/Weird!"

Fucking Packer fans

If it doesn't fit in your white power agenda, ZOMG!, you creep/weirdo

This was the guy saying he wouldn't give that hot chick posted earlier the time of day. Oh, just transferring 500gigs of porn to make room for more porn!

I said I didn't fancy her, ZOMG Virgin!

I didn't like her Bazooka Joe infested skin tags

Oh he has Porn everyone lol, I'm superior because I get some stank pussy
 

jakncoke

Banned
What a girl that ben would chase with 3 kids thinks I would be interested is beyond me. Even I have some sort of standards!

This was the guy saying he wouldn't give that hot chick posted earlier the time of day. Oh, just transferring 500gigs of porn to make room for more porn!

lollll
 

Godslay

Banned
In non-porn related news, Tin Cup looks like shit in HD. Granted it's cable so maybe it would look better on a bluray or something. Not that it really matters, just makes it hard to watch.
 

GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
Good Lord @ NEB vs WISC score, been watching the FSU + KSU game

Thought it was a tight game damn...

Was going to show up and watch for late 4th, never mind now

I like The Postman, but how can you hate on Tin Cup.

Renne Russo, she makes Geena Davis look an Academy Award Actress
 

GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
A QB sneak for a 1st down when you are up 39 points... Really!?!

Make that a TD, are they scoring Pre-Rose Bowl hoping points carry over?
 

jakncoke

Banned
Good Lord @ NEB vs WISC score, been watching the FSU + KSU game

Thought it was a tight game damn...

Was going to show up and watch for late 4th, never mind now



Renne Russo, she makes Geena Davis look an Academy Award Actress

Do you hate Freejack?

A QB sneak for a 1st down when you are up 39 points... Really!?!

Make that a TD, are they scoring Pre-Rose Bowl hoping points carry over?

They arent even suppose to be there, may as well troll.
 

eznark

Banned
Hates Tin Cup and thinks a team should take a knee in the third quarter. Ok.

Ol Pellini must have gone to the Bill Belihick school of defensive geniuses.

Bielema gives no fucks. I am surprised he didn't go for two. The guy is a contemptible clown but wooooo, lets get 80!!!
 

KaYotiX

Banned
Hates Tin Cup and thinks a team should take a knee in the third quarter. Ok.

Ol Pellini must have gone to the Bill Belihick school of defensive geniuses.

Bielema gives no fucks. I am surprised he didn't go for two. The guy is a contemptible clown but wooooo, lets get 80!!!
Fuck yeah and tin cup rules!!!
 

GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
Hates Tin Cup and thinks a team should take a knee in the third quarter. Ok.

I mean just do a run play, do you really need to QB sneak for the 1st down is all I'm asking up by 39 46 points now

I get the if you can't stop them, D the fuck up or get run over, it just looked stupid

So what I hate Tin Cup, not everybody going to be attached to your white supremacist dick and go along with whatever you like
 

eznark

Banned
Your loss!

Out of bounds.

Nebraska keeps throwing it means the Badgers should keep scoring. As soon as they stop passing the Badgers should hit the brakes.
 
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