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nush said:
Brits?
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I mean they sounded like they were, I never checked their passports. One's dad called me to tell me to get a haircut after she sent a picture of us and he sure sounded like I imagine you sound 😬
 
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Thaedolus said:
I mean they sounded like they were, I never checked their passports. One's dad called me to tell me to get a haircut after she sent a picture of us and he sure sounded like I imagine you sound 😬
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Oh, I'm so sorry bro.

At least I had the excuse of not knowing any better and had limited options being stuck in the United Kingland.

But you doubled down. :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
nush said:
Oh, I'm so sorry bro.

At least I had the excuse of not knowing any better and had limited options being stuck in the United Kingland.

But you doubled down. :messenger_tears_of_joy:
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The accent goes a long way…
 
Daneel Elijah said:
Why is the meta gaf thread locked? Can we use this thread as a substitute?
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Yeah this is the substitute topic, but don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines & on top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.
 
nush said:
It sure does. Aussies have the power passport accent though.
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So I was on and off with this girl during that same time and I was working retail, she happened to come by the store so I was chatting it up with her when an Aussie came up to ask me where some bullshit was or whatever

"Oh my god he went from like a 7 to a 10 as soon as he opened his mouth…"

Well Jesus Amber, thanks for that…
 
Thaedolus said:
So I was on and off with this girl during that same time and I was working retail, she happened to come by the store so I was chatting it up with her when an Aussie came up to ask me where some bullshit was or whatever

"Oh my god he went from like a 7 to a 10 as soon as he opened his mouth…"

Well Jesus Amber, thanks for that…
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I can do British and Australian. I get all the pussy all the time.











no i dont
 
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Peggies said:
Wohooo, husband got his test results back. Operation vasectomy was a total success. Not that we have the time or the energy to have sex. But none the less.

The Lord Of The Rings Mueller Report GIF by reactionseditor
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Ya know I never actually went to jizz into the cup, but when they said you need to ejaculate 30+ times to clear out the system I was like is this a challenge?

Well 3 years on I'm apparently reliably shooting blanks…
 
Thaedolus said:
Ya know I never actually went to jizz into the cup, but when they said you need to ejaculate 30+ times to clear out the system I was like is this a challenge?

Well 3 years on I'm apparently reliably shooting blanks…
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You want kids?

I'm sorry I'm terrible at interpreting text.
 
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nush said:
Aussie car restoration documentary TV shows are amazing. The presenters are normal, but the people they find in the outback are something else.
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Outback Car Hunters? Yep. That's a good one. Bunch of extras from Mad Max 2 wandering around out there.
 
Thaedolus said:
Ya know I never actually went to jizz into the cup, but when they said you need to ejaculate 30+ times to clear out the system I was like is this a challenge?

Well 3 years on I'm apparently reliably shooting blanks…
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Here it's 50 times and you have test again.

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Peggies said:
Here it's 50 times and you have test again.

Episode 18 Candy GIF by The Simpsons
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I mean I was supposed to go in for the test but I'm lazy, and if she got pregnant again I'd be able to use that as an excuse to find one of @nush's British chicks to…discuss the intricacies of the English language
 
Thaedolus said:
I mean I was supposed to go in for the test but I'm lazy, and if she got pregnant again I'd be able to use that as an excuse to find one of @nush's British chicks to…discuss the intricacies of the English language
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How many kids do you have? My daughter is nearly six and honestly this is more kid than I want to deal with. I can't imagine having two. Especially a boy. I was awful so I assume any male progeny of mine would be the same.
 
BadBurger said:
How many kids do you have? My daughter is nearly six and honestly this is more kid than I want to deal with. I can't imagine having two. Especially a boy. I was awful so I assume any male progeny of mine would be the same.
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We've got two. After the second one was accidentally born at home, my other half had the vasectomy appointment scheduled the same week.
 
Thaedolus said:
We've got two. After the second one was accidentally born at home, my other half had the vasectomy appointment scheduled the same week.
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Without going into it too much my wife cannot have any more children. So I am good in that department.
 
Thaedolus said:
So I was on and off with this girl during that same time and I was working retail, she happened to come by the store so I was chatting it up with her when an Aussie came up to ask me where some bullshit was or whatever

"Oh my god he went from like a 7 to a 10 as soon as he opened his mouth…"

Well Jesus Amber, thanks for that…
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"Amber" lol :messenger_grinning_squinting:

For me it's Irish. When a guy talks about potatoes and Guinness...
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Peggies said:
"Amber" lol :messenger_grinning_squinting:

For me it's Irish. When a guy talks about potatoes and Guinness...
sexy take me GIF by Archer
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After watching a show called Luna and Sophie about two German women cops hearing a woman speak German does it for me. My wife speaks German, so, sometimes I ask for it.

She doesn't know about the TV show though. Caroline Erikson. :messenger_smiling_hearts:
 
Peggies said:
"Amber" lol :messenger_grinning_squinting:

For me it's Irish. When a guy talks about potatoes and Guinness...
sexy take me GIF by Archer
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Amber and I developed strip Mario Bros 3 rules…don't get a star card, you take something off. Die on a level, take something off. If you have two star cards and miss the last one, it all comes off.

Oh, college days
 
Y'all ever watch a couple guys slice your nut sack open and ligate your vas deferens while making small talk like you're at the barber? I sure as fuck did
 
JFC, I thought the holocaust was the worst thing they did
 
I texted my German boss from 5 years ago to confirm the breast wart thing and he was like yeah…
 
A wart is something the podiatrist cut out of my foot a couple months ago- a nipple goes in my mouth. How do you make Audis and screw that up?
 
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