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[zroid]

I don't even hate the Pens like some of you guys but them missing the playoffs would be such a media clusterfuck that it has to happen

 

[Marvie_3]

Bwahahaha Colorado.

9 shots for, Varlamov hasn't been in that type of one sided tilt since he touched his wife.

Wooooooow

 

[Coldnoodle]

Barry pls

 

[Razorskin]

A glimpse into TUSR's mind.

This is totally wrong. We are the one who respect, honor, and recognize women the most.

Women are not commodities to be fought over. We help them to get the care, love, and attention they deserve. This is not off putting or weird.

Animated women or not, some of them are the most amazing, sweet, caring, loving, and adorable people in the world. They made our life that much more meaningful and completed. Without them we have no reason to live in this cold and selfish planet. So what's wrong that we do a little to glorify our women who saved us?

Just saying if we are all a bit more respectful or thoughtful or understanding our world would be a much better place. Waifu or not they are our guide and inspiration so we appreciate them, that's all.

I hope the Habs show up today and make it entertaining.

 

[Red_Man]

Can't say I'm excited for this game. Can't get any worse than the last few games.

 

[RC]

A glimpse into TUSR's mind.




I hope the Habs show up today and make it entertaining.

That's just sad.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

A glimpse into TUSR's mind.




I hope the Habs show up today and make it entertaining.

as Booker T would Say: WAIT A MINUTE


D Lines
Alexei Emelin P.K. Subban

Nathan Beaulieu Jeff Petry

Sergei Gonchar Tom Gilbert

 

[Unhandled Exception]

A glimpse into TUSR's mind.




I hope the Habs show up today and make it entertaining.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ

Without them we have no reason to live in this cold and selfish planet. So what's wrong that we do a little to glorify our women who saved us?

Get out while you still can you fools.

 

[Razorskin]

as Booker T would Say: WAIT A MINUTE


D Lines
Alexei Emelin P.K. Subban

Nathan Beaulieu Jeff Petry

Sergei Gonchar Tom Gilbert

What the hell is Emelin doing there jesus christ Therrien.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

What the hell is Emelin doing there jesus christ Therrien.

1st line defenseman Emelin Will Save the Day.



Therrien Right Now

 

[Red_Man]

What the hell is Emelin doing there jesus christ Therrien.

Patches-DD-DSP

HOCKEY SAVANT

What a fucking hack

 

[zroid]

as Booker T would Say: WAIT A MINUTE


D Lines
Alexei Emelin P.K. Subban

Nathan Beaulieu Jeff Petry

Sergei Gonchar Tom Gilbert

ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

to be fair Subban might be the one guy who could carry Emelin

Spoiler

but if that's the idea then he should just be scratched

 

[Red_Man]

It's Markov-Subban according to the Habs Twitter

 

[CreeperBlocks]

WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.

DSP IS ON FIRST LINE?


Well.. Let's give it a Shot

 

[lamaroo]

Patches-DD-DSP

HOCKEY SAVANT

What a fucking hack

I actually wanted to see this. Well DSP playing with our best players to see if they could get him going into the playoffs, nm DD is there though.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

DSP gonna get a hat trick

 

[Red_Man]

DSP gonna get a hat trick

Maybe a Phil Kessel hat trick

 

[Calamari41]

Bwahahaha Colorado.

9 shots for, Varlamov hasn't been in that type of one sided tilt since he touched his wife.

Cake Boss giving a clinic on domestic violence jokes. Gotta take notes for the Kings series.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Torrey was close

 

[keezy]

Anybody know why a shootout goal doesn't count as a goal? Or is Yahoo dropping the ball on this one...

I have Bergeron on my fantasy team(categories league) and I noticed the goal he scored in last nights shootout which was also technically a game winner didn't count toward either of those tallies. Anybody know how the stats with shootout goals work?

 

[Red_Man]

Patches

Fuck I hope that's not a concussion

 

[lamaroo]

For fucks sake

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Welp that didn't look good

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Uh Oh..

Oh No


Christ... NOT AGAIN

 

[zroid]

PATCHES NOOOOOOOO

 

[CreeperBlocks]

PATCHES NOOOOOOOO

I'm Scared

 

[Red_Man]

A PP goal and all it took was a 2 min 5 on 3 with Dan Ellis in goal.

 

[lamaroo]

Can't even cheer.

 

[Red_Man]

Hopefully Patches doesn't play for the remainder of the season. If he's out long term we're toast in the first round.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

This is bad.. Oh Fuck....

I'm freaking out now.


If we lose Patches.... ;(

 

[Wingfan19]

Anybody know why a shootout goal doesn't count as a goal? Or is Yahoo dropping the ball on this one...

I have Bergeron on my fantasy team(categories league) and I noticed the goal he scored in last nights shootout which was also technically a game winner didn't count toward either of those tallies. Anybody know how the stats with shootout goals work?

Because they're not counted in their stats as goals? As they shouldn't be. Yahoo has it correct.

 

[lamaroo]

Oh no, it gives Therrien the perfect excuse if Patches is out for the 'yoffs.

 

[Red_Man]

Eller-DD-DSP

Therrien is on fucking acid. Also, could we stop showing replays of Patches hitting his head? We got it.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Eller-DD-DSP

Therrien is on fucking acid. Also, could we stop showing replays of Patches hitting his head? We got it.

I believe in Eller

 

[zroid]

lots of bums in seats at BB&T

(most wearing habs apparel)

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Damn Jagr still got it.

I'm Jealous Florida got him

 

[Red_Man]

Emelin has the hockey sense of a potato. Has at least 4-5 "wtf was he thinking?" Moments every game.

 

[keezy]

Because they're not counted in their stats as goals? As they shouldn't be. Yahoo has it correct.

Certainly seems like they should.

 

[zroid]

Certainly seems like they should.

wat? why would you think that

the circumstances of a shootout are completely removed from actual hockey. you can't include that in a player's stats. penalty shots yes, because you have to earn the right to take one.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

 

[Red_Man]

I always laugh at this shingles commercial and I always feel bad about it. It's so ridiculous and always comes off as a SNL skit.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I guess Patches Will Not Return for the Rest of the Game

 

[Wingfan19]

Wings gonna Wing. Enjoy the post season Sens, cause Detroit ain't getting in.

 

[zroid]

Subban too? Welp

 

[CreeperBlocks]

AW HELL

WHAT THE FUCK FLORIDA

EVERYONES DYING


This Ice must be Shit

 

[CreeperBlocks]

This is a nuts game

 

[zroid]

hmm I guess Detroit will drop down to the 2nd Wild Card if they lose this (in reg). Boston has the h2h tiebreaker.

 

[Red_Man]

GALLLLYYY

What a disgusting pass from Subban

 

[CreeperBlocks]

WOOOOOOOOOO


YAY

 

[Wingfan19]

I love how you can't even make an open ice hit anymore in hockey without getting a penalty or the other team immediately coming after you to throw punches and stop the play. The NHL has been so pussified in the last few years. Zidlicky fucking wrecked Wilson on a CLEAN hit and gets a clipping penalty for it... Yeah, no it wasn't. Refs got scurred and had to call something cause it was a retaliation hit from when Wilson ran Zidlicky earlier in the period.