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[Quick]

It's about a girl again isn't it Quickie

Yep, and it's really shitty this time. I'm not destined to ever date again I think.

But the drinks are keeping me from having to think about it.

Only reason I'm not even drinking right now is because I have to be up early. lol

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

oh come on

I will defend yoda's bigotry and zedge's pro Harper propaganda just to have a shot at Socrages non cable and Dstrdly's bad taste in NHL teams. He's a ducks fan right? Whatever, bed time, so tired

I'm an Orlando Nets fan thank u very much

 

[Quick]

oh come on

:lol :lol :lol

I'm not even mad at this.

Actually, I can never really be mad at the NHL headlines.

 

[Red_Man]

So it looks like Teddy Purcell and Justin Schultz will return to EDM with Oilers from SoCal road trip but netminder Anders Nilsson won't.

It's believed EDM has traded Nilsson to STL in exchange for a mid-round draft pick. Possibly a 4th or 5th rounder.

Bobby Mac doesn't sleep

 

[Smiley90]

I will defend yoda's bigotry and zedge's pro Harper propaganda just to have a shot at Socrages non cable and Dstrdly's bad taste in NHL teams. He's a ducks fan right? Whatever, bed time, so tired

 

[Calamari41]

How can you even be salty at this point as an Edmonton fan?

 

[zroid]

Dammit Blues, Reimer not good enough for you?!

 

[Red_Man]

How can you even be salty at this point as an Edmonton fan?

'The salt must flow'

 

[Quick]

How can you even be salty at this point as an Edmonton fan?

The oil industry dried up, and there's nothing else to do there.

 

[Red_Man]

Who would even trade for Schultz at this point? What's a reasonable expectation for him?

 

[Marvie_3]

Smiley is a turrible Canuck analyst.

SMOrc

Glen Smeely

 

[Marvie_3]

Who would even trade for Schultz at this point? What's a reasonable expectation for him?

Id trade Bickell for him.

 

[Socreges]

Oiler D

No wonder RNH is a bust, we got a bish/Mike works hockey analysis by BC jerkoffs by Dstrdly and co.

...

I will defend yoda's bigotry and zedge's pro Harper propaganda just to have a shot at Socrages non cable and Dstrdly's bad taste in NHL teams. He's a ducks fan right? Whatever, bed time, so tired

zedge is pro Harper? I think both of those things are yoda

Amazing

 

[iLLmAtlc]

I'm not really sure what the Oilers are thinking. How the hell are you gonna trade your players if you spend like a whole week trashing them?

 

[Red_Man]

I'm not really sure what the Oilers are thinking. How the hell are you gonna trade your players if you spend like a whole week trashing them?

"This guy is shit, and definitely not worth playing on the worst team in the league, but please give us something of value for him"

Oil Change*

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Who would even trade for Schultz at this point? What's a reasonable expectation for him?

Every player Benning said was on the Canucks trade block.

 

[Smiley90]

"This guy is shit, and definitely not worth playing on the worst team in the league, but please give us something of value for him"

Oil Change*

sounds like Jim Benning

Every player Benning said was on the Canucks trade block.

damnit!

 

[MetatronM]

Bobby Mac doesn't sleep

So that means the Oilers are all Cam's now. Poor guy.

 

[Socreges]

"This guy is shit, and definitely not worth playing on the worst team in the league, but please give us something of value for him"

Oil Change*

And now a real quote:

“I know he’s going to be a player that can be counted on in both ends. I think that Justin has Norris Trophy potential and I don’t think there are too many people who disagree with me in that regard.” – General Manager Craig MacTavish

 

[Stasis]

E. Staal is gonna be a Ranger, isn't he?

Please don't overpay. Please get other R. Nash also, or something.

So scared.

 

[ElephantShell]

Number 88 fuckin working hard. Every Oiler in this gif looks fucking lost but 88 gave up entirely.

 

[Montresor]

When Clarkson first signed with the Leafs:

Very pleased with Clarkson.

"Am i gonna make mistakes? Are you guys gonna write bad stuff about me after I have a rough night? Yes but Ill tell you one thing. Every night Im gonna play with my heart on the ice."

HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

=/

 

[iLLmAtlc]

When Clarkson first signed with the Leafs:



=/

Personal accountability, I like it. I don't even remember half of the horse shit I said

 

[Pikma]

is everyone except me drunk tonight or wtf is going on?

cockboss, you here?

I drank a bottle of wine, which cost one fucking euro, all by myself. It tasted horrible and I feel like shit right now but it was 1 fucking euro so it was totally worth it.

 

[TUSR]

get it pikma

 

[Unhandled Exception]

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I wonder how our lines will look now with Flash and Weise gone


Pacioretty Plekanec Gallagher

McCarron (pls) Galchenyuk Andrighetto

Lessio Eller Danault

JDLR Mitchell DSP

Markov Subban

Emelin Ellis

Pateryn Barberio

 

[Simon Belmont]

I read that too quickly and thought it was "Savage Bananas". Now the savage bananas: that's a team name.

 

[Kave_Man]

Mattheeeeews

Also news:

Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun
Blues acquire goalie Anders Nilsson from Oilers in exchange for minor league goalie Niklas Lundstrom and a 5th round pick this year

 

[Cake Boss]

I will defend yoda's bigotry and zedge's pro Harper propaganda just to have a shot at Socrages non cable and Dstrdly's bad taste in NHL teams. He's a ducks fan right? Whatever, bed time, so tired

Going to sleep just like #88

 

[zroid]

😂😂😂

 

[CreeperBlocks]

😂😂😂

LOL.

PK

Seeing your best friend and one of the best teammates ever go is never easy.. @daleweise22 your a player! #goodluck

 

[MultiJhonny]

I'm sad I missed Oiler salt

Did he use to post here?

 

[Cake Boss]

Fuck me the Dale is showing interest in Prince and Weirdcock.

This asshole GM loves giving skill to our division rivals. FUCKING RETIRE YOU OLD CUNT. NO ONE LOVES YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT.

 

[dr.rocktopus]

Fuck me the Dale is showing interest in Prince and Weirdcock.

This asshole GM loves giving skill to our division rivals. FUCKING RETIRE YOU OLD CUNT. NO ONE LOVES YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT.

I love waking up to Salt Boss :')

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Fuck me the Dale is showing interest in Prince and Weirdcock.

This asshole GM loves giving skill to our division rivals. FUCKING RETIRE YOU OLD CUNT. NO ONE LOVES YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT.

Shouldn't Panthers be looking at Hoffman?

 

[bonesmccoy]

PK

Seeing your best friend and one of the best teammates ever go is never easy.. @daleweise22 your a player! #goodluck

Best team since '93 no more ; _ ;

 

[MultiJhonny]

Yo I made the switch to baby wipes instead of toilet paper and holy shit is this incredible. Next down the line is a bidet

Also early Flyers today!

 

[Syrinx]

Yo I made the switch to baby wipes instead of toilet paper and holy shit is this incredible. Next down the line is a bidet

Also early Flyers today!

Don't flush them.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Don't flush them.

We tried to flush our season but it just won't go quite down yet.

Spoiler

But I got the flushable ones. I may not just to be safe from now on lol

 

[bonesmccoy]

RIP MJ's plumbing

http://www.theguardian.com/sustaina...isposable-wipes-sewer-toilet-cities-flushable

 

[dr.rocktopus]

Yo I made the switch to baby wipes instead of toilet paper and holy shit is this incredible. Next down the line is a bidet

Also early Flyers today!

too classy for me.

Perhaps baby wipes for adult asses is in the domain of Winnipeg fans

 

[Syrinx]

We tried to flush our season but it just won't go quite down yet.

Spoiler

But I got the flushable ones. I may not just to be safe from now on lol

Do they break down in water? If not:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Best team since '93 no more ; _ ;

:'(

 

[MultiJhonny]

The box says one wipe per flush. I think I am good. It's been what I have been doing.

too classy for me.

Perhaps baby wipes for adult asses is in the domain of Winnipeg fans

Try it before you start hatin. It's ass changing

 

[bonesmccoy]

:'(

He seems like the Habs' Winnik. He'll return in July and sign a 2 year deal

Spoiler

and potentially get traded for another 2nd if Therrien is still around

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Bob McKenzie
‏@TSNBobMcKenzie

I'd think NJD/CAR more likely to sell than buy now. So names Stempniak, Schlemko, E Staal, Ward, Versteeg, Liles etc likely to be heard more

.

 

[cube444]

Who would even trade for Schultz at this point? What's a reasonable expectation for him?

Old senile Rutherford would.

 

[Quick]

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Would Liles actually be of interest to some teams? I'm guessing this means he's been playing okay this season.

 

[MultiJhonny]

.

Interesting. I mean the Devils are a point out of a playoff spot. That is weird to me and the Canes are only a point behind them.

Isn't Staal an UFA this year?