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[SpectreFire]

We left solids... You fuckers had diarrhea!

Stupid penalties killed up. No discipline. If you can't beat them, beat them.

Canucks are pussies.

Ducks lost the most important game.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

 

[CCF23]

Perry does that shit every single time his team is getting blown out. He's such a massive baby. It's hilarious. After Edler hit him I thought "he's going to lose it and take a stupid penalty". Two minutes later, he was in the box for four minutes.

:lol

The last time the Canucks beat someone by 4 or more (basically what I'd consider a "blowout") was last February against the Leafs. It has been a long time and it feels damn good.

Also, we need a Schneider equivalent of Luongocock.

 

[Revenant]

Shake harder, boy!

:lol :lol :lol :lol perfect.

 

[Quick]

WE GET IT, TSN/SPORTSNET/SPORTS SHOWS, YAKUPOV IS A LOWLIFE CUNT WHO CELEBRATES BECAUSE HE'S HAPPY.

 

[Marvie_3]

But Perry's a bitch.

OOOOOOOHHHH LOOK AT ME I'M COVERED IN SAAAALT.

Good thing you aren't a snail!

 

[SpectreFire]

WE GET IT, TSN/SPORTSNET/SPORTS SHOWS, YAKUPOV IS A LOWLIFE CUNT WHO CELEBRATES BECAUSE HE'S HAPPY.

 

[Quick]

Highlights of the Isles/Bruins game:

 

[Heretic]

Perry does that shit every single time his team is getting blown out. He's such a massive baby. It's hilarious. After Edler hit him I thought "he's going to lose it and take a stupid penalty". Two minutes later, he was in the box for four minutes.

:lol

The last time the Canucks beat someone by 4 or more (basically what I'd consider a "blowout") was last February against the Leafs. It has been a long time and it feels damn good.

Also, we need a Schneider equivalent of Luongocock.

Blah blah blah. We beat ourselves. The only thing you guys did was show up.

/salt

 

[Unhandled Exception]

SO MUCH FOR THAT DIVISION LEAD EH DUCKS?!

I HOPE PERRY SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL

 

[SpectreFire]

Blah blah blah. We beat ourselves. The only thing you guys did was show up.

/salt

 

[RC]

 

[TemplaerDude]

 

[SpectreFire]

This thread is so salty, we've been declared no longer potable.

 

[Revenant]

This thread will have to be quarantined off from the rest of gaf.

 

[Heretic]

SO MUCH FOR THAT DIVISION LEAD EH DUCKS?!

I HOPE PERRY SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL

Fuck off. Avs swept us last year. BUT NOT THIS YEAR!!!

 

[Quick]

We ain't rotting anytime soon.

 

[Clydefrog]

the first few weeks of every season brings tears to my eyes

all kinds of tears

 

[SpectreFire]

This thread will have to be quarantined off from the rest of gaf.

 

[CCF23]

 

[Smiley90]

Jesus, I'm sorry dude

I've felt better, but thanks anyway. Back to your regular salty programming!

Amazing.

 

[Clydefrog]

the worst thing about this picture:

the bushes don't look like the clouds.

 

[Heretic]

Lol!!!

I laugh but I'm still salty.



Edit: Shine bright like a diamond.







Someone please help me...

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Fuck off. Avs swept us last year. BUT NOT THIS YEAR!!!

We also swept the Kings. Does that not balance things out?

Also I think we lost 1 game to you.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Home openers are overrated.

 

[Heretic]

We also swept the Kings. Does that not balance things out?

Also I think we lost 1 game to you.

If true then yes. If not, then...


*shakes fist*

 

[CCF23]

New avatar cementing the bro love. FUCK HODGSON.

 

[apocalidiot]

This thread will have to be quarantined off from the rest of gaf.

Already done breh, Off topic community for us

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I think Perry has proven that he is a bigger bitch than any Canucks player.

Oh Templaer, you have been hurt. You have been hurt, that much is clear. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody. Who hurt you, Templaer?.. WHO HURT YOU?

But seriously, why are you worried about any Canucks players being perceived as bitches? Are you projecting something or perhaps have some insecurity with your players that you'd like to talk about? Did somebody say the nasty "D.. *slowly whispers*-iving" word?

WHO HURT YOU, TEMPLAER!?

 

[Quick]

 

[SpectreFire]

Oh Templaer, you have been hurt. You have been hurt, that much is clear. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody. Who hurt you, Templaer?.. WHO HURT YOU?

But seriously, why are you worried about any Canucks players being perceived as bitches? Are you projecting something or perhaps have some insecurity with your players that you'd like to talk about? Did somebody say the nasty "D.. *slowly whispers*-iving" word?

WHO HURT YOU, TEMPLAER!?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Dear Ducks, this is how it feels like if someone shits on your home opener. I'd say we're even now.

Yep. We're even.

Getzlaf should get back on the mic and apologize for his team's performance.

I wish this happened :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

 

[Marvie_3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

<3

 

[Heretic]

Dastardly, so Fan Fest is on the 30th. What would you like signed by Teemu?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Dastardly, so Fan Fest is on the 30th. What would you like signed by Teemu?

My whole body.

Spoiler

But wow... seriously!? This very much might be the last chance we get I suppose...

 

[Heretic]

My whole body.

Spoiler

But wow... seriously!? This very much might be the last chance we get I suppose...

I hope not :-(

but yeah. What would you like signed?

 

[BigJonsson]

Can you ask Selanne to sign an essay I wrote in grade 4 where I named him the most exciting player in hockey?

 

[TemplaerDude]

Oh Templaer, you have been hurt. You have been hurt, that much is clear. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody. Who hurt you, Templaer?.. WHO HURT YOU?

But seriously, why are you worried about any Canucks players being perceived as bitches? Are you projecting something or perhaps have some insecurity with your players that you'd like to talk about? Did somebody say the nasty "D.. *slowly whispers*-iving" word?

WHO HURT YOU, TEMPLAER!?

I dunno man, but we won 5 - 0 so I'm pretty stoked.

 

[Pochacco]

Also, we need a Schneider equivalent of Luongocock.

No. We don't.

 

[Heretic]

Can you ask Selanne to sign an essay I wrote in grade 4 where I named him the most exciting player in hockey?

I can try! I can get two things signed. I'll get your things sign and I'll settle for a picture with him

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Holy shit. :lol

 

[CCF23]

No. We don't.

...but it's tradition.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I hope not :-(

but yeah. What would you like signed?

Whatever small appropriate trinket you can get your hand on. Much appreciated dude. Wow.

 

[Red_Man]

Seeing as this is made up of mostly Canucks-gaf I'm ok with this, Rev and the Duck boys are unfortunate casualties.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I dunno man, but we won 5 - 0 so I'm pretty stoked.

Yeah, and you chased Hiller and Fasth had to start and now we've got an Anaheim Goalie Controversy on our hands !!

Seeing as this is made up of mostly Canucks-gaf I'm ok with this, Rev and the Duck boys are unfortunate casualties.

We're taking one for the team.

 

[Smiley90]

Seeing as this is made up of mostly Canucks-gaf I'm ok with this, Rev and the Duck boys are unfortunate casualties.

There's also Crazed, BJ, wsox and Cakeboss in there...

 

[Red_Man]

We're taking one for the team.

 

[CCF23]

Ducks are a bit of an underrated rivalry for the Canucks. Teams don't seem to like each other at all, and the games often end up batshit insane. Lots of fights, goals, and general douchebaggery both ways most of the time.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

There's also Crazed, BJ, wsox and Cakeboss in there...

You forget that he hates me.

 

[SpectreFire]

Seeing as this is made up of mostly Canucks-gaf I'm ok with this, Rev and the Duck boys are unfortunate casualties.

Chope on this.

 

[Quick]

Chope on this.

DAMN LOL