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NHL Lockout With Your Cock Out |OT|
- Thread starter Marvie_3
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Coldnoodle
Member
THANK YOU BASED FEHR
brucewaynegretzky
Member
We've got a new Kings fan?
The years seem to go by quicker the older you get. 10 years feels like 4.
Penguins for Cup champs in 5 months.
TemplaerDude
Member
Tell me more, old man alucard.
KernelPanic
Member
Not this year LOL, not with the defence we now have with Cowen and Lundin out and creaky old Gonchar.
"Back in my day, you asked a girl if she wanted to go to the drive-in. Now, these kids just send pics of their penises on their cell phones."
"Back in my day, you asked a girl if she wanted to go to the drive-in. Now, these kids just send pics of their penises on their cell phones."
How else are you supposed to gain favre with these women?
Ask your dad. He seems to have done alright.
KernelPanic
Member
Tangent: Didn't Garrioch report a rumour about sending Gonchar back to the Pens once the lockout was over?
In any case, I'm not too worried about our blueline, it's not the best, but in a shortened season, it may not be detrimental to our success.
KernelPanic
Member
Garrioch has been dreaming up all sorts of scenarios of getting Gonchar shipped out since we got him. I wouldn't read much into that.
Maybe someone from Bingo will surprise.
Says the guy with Oduya and Montador on his team
Both of them play more defense than Karlsson.
SuperSonic1305
Member
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
COCK TENTATIVELY AT 10 o' clock
COCK TENTATIVELY AT 10 o' clock
Weirdcock has been baller in the AHL, finally broke out.
"@darenmillard: Motivation for both sides is a deal struck this weekend could add 2 games to a 48 game season. Just saying."
DAT 2 GAME MOTIVATION!
If only the other 32 games could have provided the same motivation.
TemplaerDude
Member
I've been sitting here unsuccessfully trying to come up with an Oduya pun for 5 minutes and now I just want to punch a hoper in the face.
Granted that AHL success ≠ NHL success, but you've got to be very encouraged by the run Bingo has been having of late. They are 2 points from 1st with 2 games in hand.
TemplaerDude
Member
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I want to spit, gag and cum on your face.
Going to take a shower and rub one out, hopefully this isn't done while I am stroking and washing.
I'd like to think that the NHL and the NHLPA will learn from all this and avoid what's happened, but then again, it's happened before, and it's clearly happened again.
DOPE.
brucewaynegretzky
Member
fuck van halen
SuperSonic1305
Member
I would buy this. Link?
I feel like my joke was too subtle....
http://homermcfanboy.spreadshirt.com/cautiously-optimistic-A4475840
Washington Redskins fan site, it seems.
I don't like football. Unless the joke wasn't about Brett Favre...
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
After all this bullshit and if we don't get realignment I'm going to be extremely pissed.
The proposed re-alignment sucked dick. Why would anyone want that?
You talked about sending pics of your dick to women, which Favre was busted for, and I used Favre as a play on words for favor.
Yes, it was a football joke
You talked about sending pics of your dick to women, which Favre was busted for, and I used Favre as a play on words for favor.
Yes, it was a football joke
The proposed re-alignment sucked dick. Why would anyone want that?
You talked about sending pics of your dick to women, which Favre was busted for, and I used Favre as a play on words for favor.
Yes, it was a football joke
Ha. I didn't know that. Oh, Brett. What won't you do for attention?
brucewaynegretzky
Member
I don't care about the realignment. The playoff structure blows hard though.
Well, I was referring to both. Absolutely awful.
None of it was good. Please don't use that pile of shit, NHL.
Thanks
Honestly, the current divisions/conferences and playoff structure is one of the things I think the NHL more or less has right. Sure, you could move a few teams around, and definitely do away with this "top seed in each division gets into the playoffs regardless of point total" horseshit, but otherwise, its pretty fucking solid.
Most of the benefits are for teams in the West. But it also allows for easily moving a certain team and expansion.
You could also go to any custom t-shirt shop and get that made too.
Rodeo Clown
All aboard! The Love train!
I've always thought the realignment was so they could easily add two expansion teams.