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[Samyy]

Beauchemin and Perry have the mumps LOL

Bozak is a grinder? :lol :lol Sure thing Roenick

Bozak is everything!

 

[zroid]

lol, Mumps

 

[TheKaeptain]

Who the fuck gets the mumps in 2014?

 

[Spl1nter]

@markhmasters
Why is Kessel's shot so potent? Phil: "I don’t know. Been doing it for a long time so I just kind of shoot it."

Such Kessel.

 

[zroid]

Who the fuck gets the mumps in 2014?

people who don't get vaccinated!

 

[Samyy]

people who don't get vaccinated!

So about half of America then right?

 

[Red_Man]

So about half of America then right?

It's better than risking autism!

 

[TheKaeptain]

@markhmasters
Why is Kessel's shot so potent? Phil: "I don’t know. Been doing it for a long time so I just kind of shoot it."

Such Kessel.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Kings playing fucking hard.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

They don't vaccinate for the mumps in Canada?

 

[Calamari41]

Looks like the Ducks are letting the Kings beat them tonight, just as we planned.

Right into our trap.

 

[Ursn]

DUCKS!

 

[Acid08]

DUCKS!

edit: dammit forgot 2sign out of my alt

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm not even sure what happened before that goal.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Looks like the Ducks are letting the Kings beat them tonight, just as we planned.

Right into our trap.

Just the way we drew it up

FOWLER

 

[Acid08]

Bad Guys again

 

[TheKaeptain]

Just the way we drew it up

FOWLER

You draw that last goal up too?

 

[zroid]

goalie pulls in both games tonight :lol

 

[Acid08]

Fraudersen pulled

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

You draw that last goal up too?

Fell asleep

Andersen not having a good night

 

[Ursn]

Maybe Anderson has the mumps too

 

[Acid08]

Maybe Anderson has the mumps too

Good Guy gave him a good luck kiss earlier probably

 

[Calamari41]

So I take it that it came out that Lord Perry has had the mumps this whole time? Dafuq?

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Maybe Anderson has the mumps too

Terrible night. Just gonna have to deal with it.

 

[Acid08]

hey guys

did you know

Brent Burns has a Harry Potter tattoo

 

[Calamari41]

Terrible night. Just gonna have to deal with it.

Perry is going to come out amidst smoke and lights after the second intermission and score five goals

 

[zroid]

silf!

 

[Acid08]

dstrdl will be happy about that!

 

[Ursn]

Woooo! So you're saying there's a chance?!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Oooh

AAAHH

 

[MetatronM]

Mumps, huh? Well that's pretty stran-

Mumps viral infections in adolescent and adult males carry an up to 30% risk that the testes may become infected (orchitis or epididymitis), which can be quite painful; about half of these infections result in testicular atrophy, and in rare cases sterility can follow.[32]

OH

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Perry is going to come out amidst smoke and lights after the second intermission and score five goals

Gonna walk in like an American President.

 

[zroid]

nice pressure from the quacks, looks like this could get tied up soon

 

[Acid08]

why can't Perry do anything useful like give Stoll the mumps

 

[TheKaeptain]

Sometimes Quick pulls shit out of his ass and I am sure he just gets lucky but he does it more than once so it can't be luck.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Yeah that was something alright.

Sorry gang, got pulled into a stupid board meeting. What happened? We shit the bed early and now the #ComebackKids are in full effect? You betcha.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Sometimes Quick pulls shit out of his ass and I am sure he just gets lucky but he does it more than once so it can't be luck.

He's pretty quick.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Yeah that was something alright.

Sorry gang, got pulled into a stupid board meeting. What happened? We shit the bed early and now the #ComebackKids are in full effect? You betcha.

Glad you could make it

 

[TheKaeptain]

No Smack No.

 

[Socreges]

Sometimes Quick pulls shit out of his ass and I am sure he just gets lucky but he does it more than once so it can't be luck.

I like how he held his glove in the air awkwardly for 10 seconds. Yes, Quick, we're all impressed.

Also: "best passer in the league Ryan Getzlaf" - how many best passers does this league have?

Been a good game from what I've seen. Ducks pressing hard

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I like how he held his glove in the air awkwardly for 10 seconds. Yes, Quick, we're all impressed.

Also: "best passer in the league Ryan Getzlaf" - how many best passers does this league have?

Been a good game from what I've seen. Ducks pressing hard

The usual NBC hyberbole. Next week someone else will be the best passer.
And best something else

 

[Samyy]

Has NBC never heard of Kadri?
Stupid Western bias!

 

[TheKaeptain]

That Getzlaf guy is really good.

 

[User 479360]

What about Nazem?

 

[Smiley90]

.... how good was his defense in the preseason? Maybe just make the guy a checking winger...

Not very good. But he didn't play a lot sooooo

He can be our Karlsson light.

Or a much smaller, skinnier version of Burns&Byfuglien. But yeah you wouldn't be the first playing with the "just make him a forward" thought lol. His height would probably be less detrimental then, too.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Glad you could make it

DuckHug.gif

We're putting on the pressure it seems. Fowler is on point.

Let's go boys!

 

[Socreges]

Not very good. But he didn't play a lot sooooo

He can be our Karlsson light.

Or a much smaller, skinnier version of ... Byfuglien. But yeah you wouldn't be the first playing with the "just make him a forward" thought lol. His height would probably be less detrimental then, too.

Wow racism x2

 

[Smiley90]

Wow racism x2

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

"After further review, that puck that was on top of the net was definitely not in the net"

 

[zroid]

TIE GAME