I really don't understand this. These are just my thoughts and opinions.
Also it's online, I don't need to use tact. Why should I filter my inner thoughts? That's the best thing about being able to post in a forum like this, I don't need to do that, I can just post exactly what I think without filtering or padding it.
And finally, if there was a parody account - it would be one that was here for over a decade (I started posting on old GAF), and also people respond to my thoughts and opinions a lot - so that would mean I was a highly successful parody account.
The real answer is my opinions and thoughts are just highly debatable so they create threads like that. If a lot of parents weren't boring, weren't defensive about being boring, and other people didn't think they were boring - that thread would have little replies.
The subject matter isn't bad, but the manner in which you conduct discussion is.
And only someone so detached from reality can truly ask why "parents are boring." Questions like that are the types that little kids ask their parents. Unless your parents left you alone to go party when you were a kid. In that case, you should figure out already that kids require most of their attention anyway.
"I wanna go to Vegas (for example) and my boring friends are home with their kid." - Well, no shit Sherlock.
"I wanna do things spontaneously like go to Vegas, and that's how I live." - Unrealistic for a lot of people.
"I wanna go to a karaoke and sing with my friends and strangers over booze, not hear a kid singing." - Okay, we get it, you're a shitty Barney Stinson impersonator.
Just because it's the internet, doesn't mean you don't need to filter yourself.