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[Dastardly Jerks]

this subway bacon ad is fucking dumb

 

[Acid08]

Matt Nieto, Long Beach California native, is in the box.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Matt Nieto, Long Beach California native, is in the box.

Maybe Etem will get a penalty too and they can sit in there and discuss Long Beach things?

 

[Acid08]

The penalty to Long Beach California native Matt Nieto is now over.

 

[Acid08]

Tim Jackman, not from Long Beach California, is in the box.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Maybe if Tommy spread his Wingoals then he wouldn't have gotten caught on Jackman (not from Long Beach)'s stick?

 

[Acid08]

BIG DICK SWINGIN'

 

[speculawyer]

Ducks get 2 power plays and nothing . . . . but sharks strike again.

 

[Acid08]

Just to clarify: Joe Pavelski, Big Dick in some circles, is NOT from Long Beach California.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

#ComebackKids

 

[Marvie_3]

Acid, are you from long beach?

 

[Acid08]

Acid, are you from long beach?

Okay, I'll set the record straight here: I am NOT a Long Beach California native.

 

[Marvie_3]

Okay, I'll set the record straight here: I am NOT a Long Beach California native.

Thanks for the info

 

[InvaderZimmer]

It comes across as a lame marketing catch phrase dreamed up by the local Fox Sports branch. As in, I'm sure people only started saying it when Fox Sports West started plastering it on the screen.

I could be wrong and it could be an actual fan created thing that caught on like the rally monkey or that weird light thing they do at Angel Stadium in the 6th, but I would be surprised because it's so lame.

http://theroyalhalf.com/2014/05/freeway-farce-playoffs-week-6/

The name was made up by some kings blogger.

 

[Acid08]

Marvie, where are you from? Is it, by any chance, Long Beach California?

 

[Marvie_3]

Marvie, where are you from? Is it, by any chance, Long Beach California?

No but I stayed in Long Beach for a week.

 

[Calamari41]

I really think that we're going to need to score more than two goals if we want to win this game.

 

[Acid08]

I really think that we're going to need to score more than two goals if we want to win this game.

Haha that's so Long Beach.

 

[Calamari41]

Haha that's so Long Beach.

How did you know??

 

[Acid08]

Oh man Burns looked so awesome on that lil sequence

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

when will the Ducks commentators address the elephant in the room and talk about ethics in gaming journalism

 

[speculawyer]

Uh oh. Not again.

 

[Calamari41]

Uh oh. Not again.

You guys don't have anything to worry about

 

[speculawyer]

You guys don't have anything to worry about

They were getting pummeled with shots on that first power play. This one was pretty uneventful.

 

[Acid08]

Damn that was a sick pass from Tierney to Matt Nieto

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Matt Nieto

Who?

 

[Calamari41]

How can that be embellishment?

And then the linesman holds Getzlaf back. What a clown show.

 

[Acid08]

Who?

Oh he's a winger on the San Jose Sharks hockey club. Young kid, skates really fast. It's pretty funny too he plays for a Northern California hockey team but he's actually a native of LONG BEACH CALIFORNIA

 

[Acid08]

Why the fuck is Getzlaf trying to fight a 19 year old? Good on Mirco, kid has some bite.


PICKLES!!!!!

 

[speculawyer]

Ducks hanging out with those Hollywood actors down there.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Oh fuck the shit off.

 

[speculawyer]

Why the fuck is Getzlaf trying to fight a 19 year old? Good on Mirco, kid has some bite.

Yeah, you don't see a big star take on a rookie too often.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Dick parachutes.

 

[speculawyer]

Spoiler

I'm gonna run out of gifs.

 

[Acid08]

Tierney with dat pass. Patty could have chosen a better shot there.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I swear I'm like 5 minutes from posting Street Sharks porn just to make a point.

 

[speculawyer]

Nice save.

 

[Calamari41]

Just not looking like our night tonight. Hopefully this kicks our butts into gear for the road trip.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Alright, I'm gonna address the elephant in the room. Time for the ol' Dastardly to step up and just say what we're all thinking. Someone's gotta say it, and it may as well be me. Just gonna put on my big boy boots and give a big ol' serious Hot Take here. Prepare your dignities, folks. It's time for some serious business. The writing's on the wall, and some of us may be able to read it, but I think it's time one of us spelled it out for the rest of us...

Guys, the Anaheim Ducks are not playing very well.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Just not looking like our night tonight. Hopefully this kicks our butts into gear for the road trip.

Just prevent a shutout and move on from this game... San Jose should've beaten Buffalo and then lose to Anaheim....

 

[speculawyer]

Just not looking like our night tonight. Hopefully this kicks our butts into gear for the road trip.

Sharks finally getting their shit back together. They lost to Buffalo at home. Ugh.

 

[Calamari41]

If I don't get the opportunity to post a gif, I'll be writing a stern letter to Bruce.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I'm dodging this.

 

[Acid08]

Sharks finally getting their shit back together. They lost to Buffalo at home. Ugh.

Their shit will be falling apart soon enough.

 

[Cake Boss]

45 shots against.

The defense is fucking brutal mang.

 

[Marvie_3]

Hawks win!

Darling's first career win too. If it weren't for a 3-on-1, he would have had a shutout too.

 

[KernelPanic]

45 shots against.

The defense is fucking brutal mang.

But but we need another forward!

#ShitBryanMurraysays

 

[Acid08]

Why Getzlaf and Perry want to fight our young guys so much

 

[Calamari41]

Through two periods of play, the Ducks are being exposed.

Let's hope for a quick rescue in the third!

 

[speculawyer]

Damn . . . physical game tonight.