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[SCHUEY F1]

What the hell is going on in that Kessel photo?! lol

Cover for an upcoming romance novel penned collectively by Leafs Gaf.

 

[Samyy]

Hes staring into my soul and its beautiful.

 

[lamaroo]

I imagine that is Kessel's "sexy" look that he uses at the bar when he makes eye contact with a woman.

 

[apocalidiot]

That fake lace up collar is unbelievable. Wow

 

[Samyy]

Thats just a bad photo guys
Kessel cleans up pretty okay!

 

[apocalidiot]

Full Kessel glamor shoot

http://deadspin.com/the-face-of-usa-hockey-1209929545

I can't believe how fucking ugly those jerseys are

 

[Acid08]

Thats just a bad photo guys
Kessel cleans up pretty okay!

Poor lighting does wonders for him.

 

[Acid08]

"Welp"

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Just make a new hockey team and call them the White Knights.

Some people from gaming side would fit right in. Fucking super stars

 

[RC]

Full Kessel glamor shoot

http://deadspin.com/the-face-of-usa-hockey-1209929545

I can't believe how fucking ugly those jerseys are

The face of USA hockey needs a new face.

 

[Cake Boss]

Some other ones.

YES PLEASE!!!

 

[ZeroGravity]

TSN's projections for Team Canada's roster:

Kunitz Crosby Stamkos
E. Staal Toews Nash
Couture Tavares Giroux
Sharp Getzlaf Carter
Bergeron St. Louis

Keith Doughty
M. Staal Weber
Bouwmeester Pietrangelo
Boyle Subban

Luongo
Price
M. Smith

 

[Smiley90]

YES PLEASE!!!

Wtf man.

 

[TUSR]

TSN's projections for Team Canada's roster:

Kunitz Crosby Stamkos
E. Staal Toews Nash
Couture Tavares Giroux
Sharp Getzlaf Carter
Bergeron St. Louis

Keith Doughty
M. Staal Weber
Bouwmeester Pietrangelo
Boyle Subban

Luongo
Price
M. Smith

Feels weird not seeing Letang on that list, how much international ice experience does he have anyways?

 

[Cake Boss]

Wtf man.

Gif form of this.

Have you ever cummed so hard you shot yourself in the face?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Kessel should drop a couple at least due to this.

 

[Solo]

Full Kessel glamor shoot

http://deadspin.com/the-face-of-usa-hockey-1209929545

I can't believe how fucking ugly those jerseys are

Looks like he's wearing a fucking moo moo :lol

 

[Solo]

Look I can tolerate all your other insults but insult Morgan Rielly and I will kill you bitch!

Who?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Who?

Morgean Rylee

 

[Smiley90]

Who?

I think he's the brother of that conservative talk show host.

 

[Pochacco]

TSN's projections for Team Canada's roster:

Kunitz Crosby Stamkos
E. Staal Toews Nash
Couture Tavares Giroux
Sharp Getzlaf Carter
Bergeron St. Louis

Keith Doughty
M. Staal Weber
Bouwmeester Pietrangelo
Boyle Subban

Luongo
Price
M. Smith

Needs less Chris Kunitz and more Taylor Hall.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Needs less Chris Kunitz and more Taylor Hall.

Kunitz has chemistry with Crosby though

 

[Solo]

Chris Kunitz on Team Canada's first line? Pass the chronic, Bob.

 

[Smiley90]

Chris Kunitz on Team Canada's first line? Pass the chronic, Bob.

I feel like this is another one of those "But Datsyuk LOVES playing with Abdelkader!" situations.

 

[Heretic]

TSN's projections for Team Canada's roster:

Kunitz Crosby Stamkos
E. Staal Toews Nash
Couture Tavares Giroux
Sharp Getzlaf Carter
Bergeron St. Louis

Keith Doughty
M. Staal Weber
Bouwmeester Pietrangelo
Boyle Subban

Luongo
Price
M. Smith

No MVPerry???


Also, the USA jersey is going to look sick with a gold medal hanging around the neck!!!

 

[Solo]

No MVPerry???


Also, the USA jersey is going to look sick with a gold medal hanging around the neck!!!

That's a noose, not a medal.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

@BillWhiteheadFL: #FlaPanthers Bobblehead Nights: Beezer, Dec.13 vs Caps; Pavel, Jan.4, Avs; Mellanby, Mar.14, Devils; Skrudland, Apr.4, Flames. Bobble on!

I need to get these.

 

[E-DuB]

Needs less Chris Kunitz and more Taylor Hall.

Personally I'd take Eberle before I took Hall...also those American jerseys are an abomination

 

[apocalidiot]

Driving to California starting tomorrow.. Can anyone recommend good comedy albums?

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Personally I'd take Eberle before I took Hall...also those American jerseys are an abomination

Too many centremen already

 

[Heretic]

Driving to California starting tomorrow.. Can anyone recommend good comedy albums?

Mitch Hedberg, Louis C. K., Pablo Francisco, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chapelle, Eddie Murphy: Raw, and Dimitri Martin

I know you said albums but any of those are good.

 

[ShaneB]

I miss Mitch Hedberg

 

[KingHenrik30]

Driving to California starting tomorrow.. Can anyone recommend good comedy albums?

Been listening to a lot of comedy recently.

John Mulaney - New in Town
Joe Derosa - The Depression Auction
Pete Holmes - Nice Try, The Devil
Hannibal Burress - My Name is Hannibal, Animal Furnace

 

[Acid08]

Driving to California starting tomorrow.. Can anyone recommend good comedy albums?

Don't listen to many comedy albums but you should just load up on Comedy Bang Bang podcasts. Anything with Paul F. Tompkins, Ben Schwartz, Andy Daly, Matt Besser, Nick Kroll, Andy Samberg, Zach Galifanakis, or Jason Mantzoukous as guests. Especially Andy Daly, all of his episodes are gold.

 

[Heretic]

That's a noose, not a medal.

I'd ban bet you but...

























YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSTING!!!

 

[KingHenrik30]

Yeah I'd also recommend the podcasts How did this get made and You made it weird

 

[Marvie_3]

Mitch Hedberg, Louis C. K., Pablo Francisco, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chapelle, Eddie Murphy: Raw, and Dimitri Martin

I know you said albums but any of those are good.

This list is missing George Carlin and Lewis Black.

 

[cube444]

Datsyuk has had historically high ratings. Stamkos, too. Toews just won his second Cup, so he's probably high up. My guess?

Crosby
Datsyuk
Ovechkin
Stamkos
Toews

in that order (Crosby 1, Toews 5)

What about Malkin?

 

[apocalidiot]

Thanks yall

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Kronwall being an 89

He gets an extra point for having an invisible elbow and skates with springs on them.

 

[Fata1moose]

A new challenger appears.

 

[Smiley90]

A new challenger appears.

oh dear god. Is that a professional hockey player or a teenager with a terrible grad book picture?

 

[Revenant]

Those US sweaters are ugly........wow.......just awful.

 

[bishoptl]

A new challenger appears.

bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Jesus, I hope Patches doesn't look like an ogre or a Neanderthal.

 

[RC]

A new challenger appears.

Full face cages should be mandatory for Team USA.

 

[Heretic]

Jesus, I hope Patches doesn't look like an ogre or a Neanderthal.

Cam Fowler better look like the stud muffin that he is too! Kyle also, if you're into the hairy type. John Gibson is probably going to sport that rocker type look!







I hope...

 

[CrazedArabMan]

So... Left both my hockey sticks at the rink yesterday after drop in. Fortunately I called first thing this morning and they had them in lost and found. Kinda wanted to lose them (They were cheaper sticks, I think 60-70 each) so I have an excuse to get that 250 dollar Bauer Nexus stick.

 

[ShaneB]

Who the hell approved these photos? lol

 

[Quick]

Team USA looks like they're ready to compete in eSports.