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NHL Playoffs 2016 |OT| Clear Eyes, Full Salt, Will Lose

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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Gaf is now

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malfcn

Member
Cherry sticking up for Crosby? The kid plays like a piece of shit. Gretzky from my memory didn't go around crying like baby and starting playground level fuckery.

Maybe he doesn't deserve all the cheap shots, but he throws his own fair amount of low class hits.
 
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Stasis

Member
He shows all these guys hitting Crosby and Crosby being hurt/exaggerating and he's saying "you can't have these guys picking on the star" and then one clip is Ovi running into him.

Ovi's a star and he sure handles it. Just saying.

I mean, I don't agree with it in general, but Crosby really does deserve the dive reputation. It's impossible for me to not respect Ovi a ton more. Not that ALL that happens to Crosby is fake, he certainly takes a lot of shit, but fuck...
 
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Alucard

Banned
malfcn said:
Cherry sticking up for Crosby? The kid plays like a piece of shit. Gretzky from my memory didn't go around crying like baby and starting playground level fuckery.

Maybe he doesn't deserve all the cheap shots, but he throws his own fair amount of low class hits.
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Show me these "low class hits."
 
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Futureman

Member
Crosby hasn't been crying in this game. Not sure what your going on. He tried to sell a call or two.

Felt like Pens had zero scoring chances in the 3rd there. I don't think they had a shot on the PP. Not feeling confident about this OT.
 
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Alucard

Banned
Intermission, so time to list my favourite GAF OT titles in the first two pages as of this posting:

I think my roommate ate cat food
Have you ever been naked in public?
How do you eat an orange?
How can I make my burgers taste better?
God I hate getting a cleaning at the dentist
So bugs have been living in my seasoning
Co-worker sniffed my lunch. I made him buy a new one. Am I being unfair?
Cargo shorts. Why the hate?
 
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Revenant

Member
Alucard said:
Intermission, so time to list my favourite GAF OT titles in the first two pages as of this posting:

I think my roommate ate cat food
Have you ever been naked in public?
How do you eat an orange?
How can I make my burgers taste better?
God I hate getting a cleaning at the dentist
So bugs have been living in my seasoning
Co-worker sniffed my lunch. I made him buy a new one. Am I being unfair?
Cargo shorts. Why the hate?
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The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage....
 
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