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[RC]

oh god I couldn't live with the constant pregnancy scares

That's cause your a euro.

 

[TUSR]

im pretty sure i have a kid in Australia

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Soda will eat your insides out and is horrible.

Says the ex meth addict.

Congratulations on us winning the game, Ducks-age. We literally skated on the ice and completed all those amazing passes.

<3 Avs-age, always good to play along with.

 

[RC]

im pretty sure i have a kid in Australia

Me too. They should be friends.

Naw bro, I get bitches to abort.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

My cat is getting so fat.. Maybe I should stop feeding him soft foods. I think I'm spoiling him too much

 

[Marvie_3]

My cat is getting so fat.. Maybe I should stop feeding him soft foods. I think I'm spoiling him too much

But Kave likes soft foods! Plus he'll lose weight as he plays more hockey.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

But Kave likes soft foods! Plus he'll lose weight as he plays more hockey.

Big Buff? D:

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Another day, another loss, another step closer to getting pushed out of playoff contention. So glad we're experiencing our own Toronto style collapse, it's been so much fun! And to think we were in such a good position for a playoff spot but have failed to get points in like 6 of our last 8 while everyone else around us (except the Pens) are playing pretty good hockey. Drive for 9th continues on Sunday!

Screw this team right now...

Edit: and of course the team keeps saying they are playing well, yeah you can play well guys, but if you don't win or get points, it doesn't matter!

 

[Cake Boss]

Wait were top 10 in scoring? And 13th in GAA?

But but Spezza....bu bu #1 centor.....bu...but PPG centor.

 

[zroid]

&#8220;I am happy to have signed with the Maple Leafs. I am still young, playing in the NHL is my dream,&#8221; Soshnikov told Atlant&#8217;s official site commenting the news. &#8220;I want to progress as a player, the financial side isn&#8217;t important to me, I want to play against the best players in the world.&#8221;

&#8220;There were other teams interested in me,&#8221; he told Atlant&#8217;s official site. &#8220;But I picked Toronto because I know how much hockey is popular there, and their fans are great. I know that I may have to play in the AHL first. No one promised me a spot in the roster. I know where I&#8217;m going, if I&#8217;ll have to play in the AHL, I&#8217;ll play there.&#8221;

 

[CrazedArabMan]

So pretty much, "I know they suck so that will make getting on the NHL roster much easier."

 

[Unhandled Exception]

The advanced stat that's going to change everything

 

[lamaroo]

The advanced stat that's going to change everything

Ah, the old Visa. Everywhere you want to be™ stat.

 

[zroid]

So pretty much, "I know they suck so that will make getting on the NHL roster much easier."

typical commie attitude

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Ah, the old Visa. Everywhere you want to be™ stat.

Our VEYWTB is fucking incredible

 

[bonesmccoy]

I don't think Horachek gets another shot at HC in the NHL after this.

 

[zroid]

Records this season when rested while facing a tired team, and tired while facing a rested team

also note that LA has FOUR more rested games to play. be afraid, Calgary/Winnipeg.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

We're leading a chart that zroid posted and it's a good thing!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I hope they underutilize him and make him unhappy. Then they can trade him to Anaheim for cheap.

 

[kingslunk]

Ducks can't even win right.

Fucking ducks

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Ducks can't even win right.

Fucking ducks

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Toronto and Florida, you guys better beat Ottawa and the Bruins tonight.

Oh, and the Jets and Yotes need to beat the Pens and Caps, that would make up for a horrible last two days, but knowing how things are going, all those teams will win today and then we'll get crushed by the Blues tomorrow.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I love this gif

 

[Samyy]

I hope they underutilize him and make him unhappy. Then they can trade him to Anaheim for cheap.

Sekac PPG before signing with Montreal: .59
Shoshnikov PPG: .56

Let the overhyping begin!!!

 

[Yawnier]

Toronto and Florida, you guys better beat Ottawa and the Bruins tonight.

Oh, and the Jets and Yotes need to beat the Pens and Caps, that would make up for a horrible last two days, but knowing how things are going, all those teams will win today and then we'll get crushed by the Blues tomorrow.

Leafs and Yotes are both definitely going to lose tonight

Super Bold Prediction

 

[DopeyFish]

Leafs and Yotes are both definitely going to lose tonight

Super Bold Prediction

You prediction wasn't bold, it was italicized

Also leafs strategy is flawless

@jonasTSN1050: RT @markhmasters: Peter Horachek says Leafs won't watch any extra film on Andrew Hammond, but adds "we are having hamburgers for our pre-game meal"

 

[Fata1moose]

Ducks can't even win right.

Fucking ducks

The Ducks and Stars are natural enemies.
Like Avs-Age and Blues-Age.
Or Avs-Age and Wild-Age.
Or Avs-Age and Stars-Age.
Or Avs-Age and Avs-Age, damn Avs-Age they ruined Avs-Age!

 

[CreeperBlocks]

The Ducks and Stars are natural enemies.
Like Avs-Age and Blues-Age.
Or Avs-Age and Wild-Age.
Or Avs-Age and Stars-Age.
Or Avs-Age and Avs-Age, damn Avs-Age they ruined Avs-Age!

Habs age and Avs Age are cool though.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

We're cool with most non-divisional crews. The Central division hate is strong.

Ducks and Stars should get along though.

 

[zroid]

You prediction wasn't bold, it was italicized

Also leafs strategy is flawless

@jonasTSN1050: RT @markhmasters: Peter Horachek says Leafs won't watch any extra film on Andrew Hammond, but adds "we are having hamburgers for our pre-game meal"

:lol

 

[lamaroo]

Hey guys Petry is back in tonight!











Oh yeah, and Beaulieu is sitting.

 

[Calamari41]

This apparent Stars/Ducks rivalry is a perfect real life example of M. Bison's "Tuesday" speech.

Not gonna happen, slunk.

 

[Yawnier]

You prediction wasn't bold, it was italicized

...you got me.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

This apparent Stars/Ducks rivalry is a perfect real life example of M. Bison's "Tuesday" speech.

Not gonna happen, slunk.

I've been trying to figure out whether I like you, Calamari. Now I know I do.

For the non cool guys here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVzAMmpMra8

 

[Fata1moose]

I almost always post in here when I'm in GAF and sometimes I forget you guys like videogames.

 

[zroid]

video games are for nerds

 

[shadowkat]

I'm okay with being a nerd.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

It's hard to even know what "nerd" means anymore. Comic book movies are the most popular shit in the world now.

 

[Calamari41]

People who play fantasy sports are bigger nerds than even the worst Dungeons and Dragons player.

Specifically fantasy baseball.

 

[jello44]

I'm okay with being a nerd.

Agreed

People who play fantasy sports are bigger nerds than even the worst Dungeons and Dragons player.

Specifically fantasy baseball.

Hey, I resemble this remark!

I actually have a draft tomorrow lol

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Hey guys Petry is back in tonight!











Oh yeah, and Beaulieu is sitting.

Fuck. :/

Edit:

Is the Habs and Shorks Game on CBC tonight?

 

[RC]

It's hard to even know what "nerd" means anymore. Comic book movies are the most popular shit in the world now.

I miss the days when you could make fun of people just because they were different.
Now we don't bully anyone and encourage those things that make us different. It's sickening.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I miss the days when you could make fun of people just because they were different.
Now we don't bully anyone and encourage those things that make us different. It's sickening.

Don't worry, we always have those waifu motherfuckers to bully.

 

[RC]

Don't worry, we always have those waifu motherfuckers to bully.

Ain't the same.

I can't even make fun of a man for wearing pink!

Also this wussification of the male identity needs to stop.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Also this wussification of the male identity needs to stop.

The last person who said something like this to me would piss and moan daily on his facebook about how some girl broke his heart. I don't buy it RC. Deep down someone has hurt you.

 

[Tabris]

Also this wussification of the male identity needs to stop.

Educate yourself with this great speech (your topic is brought up after 7 min mark).

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Stars fans wish Anaheim was a rival. Their real enemies are the refs.

 

[RC]

The last person who said something like this to me would piss and moan daily on his facebook about how some girl broke his heart. I don't buy it RC. Deep down someone has hurt you.

If by someone you mean a stripper, and by hurt you mean took all my money, than yes.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Hockey day begins in 5 minutes. If the Wild, Kings, and Burins lose and the Jets and Sens win today, that would be great.

 

[RC]

Educate yourself with this great speech (your topic is brought up after 7 min mark).

Oh Tabby, the only person I wouldn't treat equally is you.