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NHL Stanley Cup Finals 2016 |OT| Juicy Big Dick Hot Doggin' Commies with Bad Breath
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BlindCommunication
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Sharks will win this in 7, they found the key now now. Just rely on Jones and get a few cheap mistakes off Murray. One-goal lead is all they need.
Marty Chinn
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What was all that talk about Crosby keeping his cool?
Why he touch the trophy?!
Roberto Duran
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Glad the Sharks pulled out the win.
megachao24
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Sharks live on for at least one more day.
Velcro Fly
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the extra days off between games are the fucking worst
this ain't the NBA we want a champion by the 4th of july fuck
this ain't the NBA we want a champion by the 4th of july fuck
Honestly, I don't think touching makes a difference, lol.
*Arrested Development NO TOUCHING!!
dr.rocktopus
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Martin Jones defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins to force Game 6!
Already Torn
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You're so wrong dude. I've lived in Pittsburgh for the past five years and even I know penguins are trash compared to sharks. Evolution called, it was working on your stupid bird while sharks have been perfect for the past couple million years, thank you.
Plus the Sharks were the better gang in West Side Story.
Marty Chinn
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Sharks are 2-0 with the extra day off and we've got extra days off for the rest of the series.
fixed
SmackCrackleNPop
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Crosby is bitchmade. Vlasic is a gentleman.
Sharks do have the cooler mascot of the two. Still not close to Wild Wing's greatness.
Sharks do have the cooler mascot of the two. Still not close to Wild Wing's greatness.
CreeperBlocks
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Ridgies making a comeback?
Velcro Fly
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i'm just absolutely terrified jones is going to play like that again and get the puck luck again and force 7.
need to jump on them early
need to jump on them early
User 479360
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The Sharks probably just delayed the inevitable. It's obvious that the Penguins are the better team, and the Sharks just hold on for dear life. Their goaltender is their hero and the reason they're still in it, heading to game six.
I won't be able to watch the next two. Hopefully the Sharks will somehow take it, though. They're going to need to be a lot better to do so.
I won't be able to watch the next two. Hopefully the Sharks will somehow take it, though. They're going to need to be a lot better to do so.
Calamari41
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Crispy duck is the best duck.
Can't argue with this. Best tasting bird around. What can't they do?
Yeah, but look on the bright side:
Wild Wing is alright but he doesn't have a beautiful mane and fist like my boy Bailey.
You have a penguin with a hockey stick versus a shark that chomps on a hockey stick because he's dumb. One animal knows what sport he's playing, the other is stupid.
Calamari41
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Wild Wing is alright but he doesn't have a beautiful mane and fist like my boy Bailey.
The attention to detail is amazing. Knowing that dressing him in orange would be the best way to relate him to his fanbase, someone in that organization has their head on straight.
Well his name is Bailey
Marty Chinn
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Hmm, going to Game 6 means I'll either watch the Sharks push it to Game 7 with a win, or I get to watch the Stanley Cup awarded. Seems like a win either way...
Calamari41
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I was just wondering if you were still alive. I'm glad to see that you are not, indeed, dead!
eehehehehehehehehehe
He must have learned that from Voynov.Wild Wing is alright but he doesn't have a beautiful mane and fist like my boy Bailey.
I'm confident but scared. Jones found the zone in this game, and that's going to mess with the Pens' players heads. A hot goalie can single-handedly win a series. Halak did it in 2010 for the Habs. Also, Murray laid an egg in this game, but I don't outright blame the guy. He made some important saves too.
If the Pens can get 3-4 goals, they're golden, but I'm now nervous that Jones could steal it away from them.
If the Pens can get 3-4 goals, they're golden, but I'm now nervous that Jones could steal it away from them.
Damn...
I'm not sure what's worse. The fact that the King is assaulting the Duck, or that the King and Duck got married in the first place.Wild Wing is alright but he doesn't have a beautiful mane and fist like my boy Bailey.
Dude it's 2016.
User 479360
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What?
Calamari41
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It's a joke about the high domestic violence rate among Kings fans
You have two months to build that fucking wall, and it's gotta be with your own money, because I'm almost back
Already Torn
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The shark ate the hockey stick because it knows hockey is the worst sport. Point shark. A penguin can't even realistically hold a hockey stick. Immersion broken.
The shark ate the penguin
Calamari41
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I'm going to have to settle for a wall at the southern Orange County border if I'm only being given a couple of months notice.
With Pendleton there, all I need to do is block the 5. Which is already the case 99% of the time.
Consider yourself walled.
CreeperBlocks
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Back to San Jose we go!
:lol
sorry not sorry
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BOY
Just when everyone thought the Sharks were out, they ruin the Pens' night. Bless it.
Livingskeletons
If I pulled that off, would you die?
Bailey has the best backstory/lore of all the mascots though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NHL_mascots#Bailey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NHL_mascots#Bailey
It's the morning after game 5. A cool breeze blows through my window. All is quiet as memories of Martin Jones play upon my mind. He did it. That damned guy did it. He, somehow, managed to put the Sharks on his back and say "I'm winning this tonight." And he did. By God.
Still confident about the rest of the series with the way the Pens have played this series, but there is now an inkling of doubt. Jones boosted his team's confidence and their belief in themselves. He could do it. He could carry them, or go down trying. Bring on game 6.
Still confident about the rest of the series with the way the Pens have played this series, but there is now an inkling of doubt. Jones boosted his team's confidence and their belief in themselves. He could do it. He could carry them, or go down trying. Bring on game 6.
Dastardly Jerks
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We get a public holiday on monday :')
Blessed.
Blessed.
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