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[Draugoth]

$Available for early access purchase to paid Switch Online members today on My Nintendo Store and at NY Store ($99.99)

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[Dr_Ifto]

Nobody uses alarm clocks anymore. Maybe if this was an app.

 

[analog_future]

what the fuck lol

 

[poodaddy]

Lmao. What in the hell is happening man?! What is going on with these companies, seriously?! Lol

 

[Buggy Loop]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Nintendo are Master Trolls

 

[Omnipunctual Godot]

This seems like a terrible way to wake up.

 

[FreeY$L]

Lmaooo what a joke

 

[Woopah]

They continue to be insane.

Edit: I guess this is what Nate was talking about.

 

[Kvally]

Nobody uses alarm clocks anymore.

 

[Fake]

Alarms when Nintendo sue someone. Its amazing.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Bing bing wake up?

 

[Branded]

I love that they use the actual tinny audio of the thing in the trailer. Truly making it sound like the stuff of nightmares

 

[DenchDeckard]

Day 1

 

[GoldenEye98]

uhhh ok? I guess that was what that patent was for?

 

[Little Mac]

 

[Saber]

Mama fucking mia

 

[FingerBang]

What did you say? You want Switch 2?

FUCK YOU, HERE'S ALARMO

 

[SaintALia]

Wouldn't mind getting this. I bought a sunrise smartclock about a year ago for my daughter that I don't use anymore. Is a pain in the ass to set up by itself, doesn't come with adapter plug, doesn't have an internal battery, needs to use an app, which requires an internet connection instead of bluetooth to connect. Such a pain,

This seems nice though, though my daughter would prefer Sonic and crew, but Mario and crew ain't bad.

If it's cheaper or costs the same as a Philips sunrise clock, it maybe worth a purchase., since it even has features that doesn't have.

 

[SCB3]

Yea this is gonna sell out day 1

And I’m being serious

 

[Radical_3d]

Pero Alarmó a quién…

 

[Luipadre]

Is it already april fools day or what?

 

[Kupfer]

 

[Hrk69]

 

[Revolutionary]

I'm just surprised it isn't made of cardboard

 

[The Cockatrice]

Certain gaffers preordering 100 of these.

 

[Nankatsu]

Imagine if your alarm goes on while you're jerking off.

 

[Wastelander92]

I am alarmo’d at the lack of Switch 2 news.

 

[Cakeboxer]

Console manufactoreres really know what people want.

You want Bloodborne Remaster? Here, have a 70 Dollar disimproved Untill Dawn Remaster.
You want a Xbox Pro or Handheld? Here, have a 650 Euro Xbox Series X with 2TB.
You want Switch 2? Here Have Alarmo, a useless piece of shit alarm clock.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I'm enjoying the Master Trollng

 

[Robb]

They’re just trolling us at this point.

 

[Aguero9320]

Time flies, April Fools Day comes around quicker every year...

 

[Mr Hyde]

I'm getting this day 1. I still use alarm clock but the beeping sound is awful. Waking up to Breath of the Wild and Mario seems much better. It's also a very fun design on the clock, far better than the boring stereotypical black design on my clock.

 

[Punished Miku]

I can't think of a better way to subconsciously train myself to hate my favorite Nintendo games than to sync my slumbering body movements to familiar game sound effects. Will be impossible to play the games after this without thinking about hundreds of days of pain waking up for work at 5am.

 

[ReyBrujo]

I'm getting this day 1. I still use alarm clock but the beeping sound is awful. Waking up to Breath of the Wild and Mario seems much better. It's also a very fun design on the clock, far better than the boring stereotypical black design on my clock.

So you already got it =)

 

[Hrk69]

I'm enjoying the Master Trollng

They know exactly what they are doing

 

[chromhound]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

They know exactly what they are doing XD

The reactions are entertaining to read lol

 

[Mr Hyde]

So you already got it =)

Is it already released?

 

[intbal]

Meh.

I'll wait for Alarmo XL.

 

[Lucifers Beard]

I could see my kids using something like this to make school mornings a bit more interesting. Weird though.

 

[Oberstein]

It's cool, but the timing is horrible.

We want teasing for the Switch 2. We're fed up.

 

[hemo memo]

I'm a light sleeper, sadly. I wake up from the smallest movement, so even having my mobile alarm on low wakes me up.

 

[Sorcerer]

Nintendo ain't stupid. This should probably be already declared impossible to find for the holidays/Ebay scammers. If you are a Nintendo fan, this is actually very cool. If they sell to it just a fraction of the fanbase, Nintendo have already won. Of course this being Nintendo, expect it to be discontinued by March. LOL!!!

 

[AJUMP23]

WAY out of left field. But interesting.

Ring Fit over metroid?

 

[nnytk]

Reading manga in bed while listening to those Nintendo branded "sleeping sounds" has me cautiously excited for this. They should add an eShop music theme, instant buy for me then.

Edit: I just saw the price. 100 bucks, nevermind.

 

[Bombolone]

I use one, on my phone.

 

[Punished Miku]

Nintendo ain't stupid. This should probably be already declared impossible to find for the holidays/Ebay scammers. If you are a Nintendo fan, this is actually very cool. If they sell to it just a fraction of the fanbase, Nintendo have already won. Of course this being Nintendo expect it to be discontinued by March. LOL!!!

Hey millions of children watching Mario nonstop and keeping it in the top 10 on Netflix. Need something for Christmas?

Yeah, it's going to just print massive stacks of money.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Pfff, no one needs this! I'll take 5.

 

[ReyBrujo]

Is it already released?

Yep!