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[NKnight7]

She already got replaced by one waifu. She doesn't wanna get replaced by another

Poor Min Min, lol.

 

[J@hranimo]

"Version 3.0 update is available shortly after this Direct!"

 

[FZZ]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

 

[Speely]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

No comment on the specifics of the exotic fish pussy?

 

[DecoReturns]

I bet they'll show Mario Odyssey tomorrow.

 

[superdeluxe]

"We're proud to announce our collaboration with Gearbox, now heres Randy Pitchford to talk about Prime 4"

"Fuck that we're taking the money to make Borderlands 3"

You stop that

 

[bobbychalkers]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

 

[J@hranimo]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

He might have, but when he saw Mipha like that.....

 

[Neoxon]

I wouldn't be surprised if we got the ARMS update this week, or even shortly after the Direct.

She already got replaced by one waifu. She doesn't wanna get replaced by another

Hey, Etika remained loyal to Min Min.

 

[Dark Cloud]

Not that I know of, but regardless, the post is a rather empty statement. GAF will have a meltdown if the developer is an ideal choice, a weird choice, or a concerning choice. Pretty much every developer that isn't internal Nintendo is going to lead to lots of reactions on here.

You guys shouldn't be concerned who's making MP4. I mean people were melting down over Mercury Steam with 2D Metroid. There shouldn't be any worries.

 

[Avixph]

Any LEAKS?

 

[perfectchaos007]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

*Mipha's Voice*
"It's MY Pleasure.."

 

[Speely]

*Mipha's Voice*
"It's MY Pleasure.."

My Mipha's Grace is READY.

 

[AlexFlame116]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

Man the Zora just can't seem to win when it comes to Link.

Spoiler

He and Mipha really should have sealed the deal before her death. Give Zelda something else to be upset about.

Any LEAKS?

Spoiler

Unfortunately nothing of note yet.

 

[WonderRade]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

He probably was about to, but right as they were about to get intimate... suddenly, from the darkness

Spoiler

DARUK'S PROTECTION IS NOW READY

Then it just got awkward

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Just reporting in to say Mipha is the realest juan in BOTW and Link should have smashed her before she died

Zelda still got a fat booty tho

Jmon

 

[AlexFlame116]

Isn't Mipha technically older than Link though? I swear I heard that in the game before.

Spoiler

I mean not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[KingBroly]

Any LEAKS?

Not really

That's how you know it's going to be absolutely soul crushing, because peoples' expectations will be set too high.


So allow me to lower expectations by providing disappointing predictions:
- Xenoblade 2 delayed 1 full year
- Odyssey delayed 2 weeks to mid November
- BotW Champion amiibo will allow you to play through Story Mode as each of the 4 Champions on their own save slot
- Smash Switch announced, Wii U port, but you have to re-buy ALL of the DLC individually & no 3DS content
- Reminders to buy Samus Returns, Pokken DX, and Ultra Sun/Moon
- Bill destroys NES/SNES Classic Scalpers in a 20 minute skit that ends with tons still being on shelves afterwards

I have now set your expectations to rock bottom levels.

 

[Speely]

Mipha was perfect for Link, but Urbosa was just perfect, full stop. Yeah, I said it.

#teamurbosa because Nintendo Direct hype thread.

 

[ChrisD]

He probably was about to, but right as they were about to get intimate... suddenly, from the darkness

Spoiler

DARUK'S PROTECTION IS NOW READY

Then it just got awkward

This got me good.


Time has begun moving slowly. I just want to see this thing already! I know I shouldn't hype, but FORTY FIVE MINUTESSSSS

 

[Plum]

Not really

That's how you know it's going to be absolutely soul crushing, because peoples' expectations will be set too high.


So allow me to lower expectations by providing disappointing predictions:
- Odyssey delayed 2 weeks to mid October

But the game's releasing October 27th, or late October. Delaying it two weeks to mid October would mean bringing the release date forward to early October and then back yet still releasing before the initial release date...

...so, hype?

 

[KingBroly]

But the game's releasing October 27th, or late October. Delaying it two weeks to mid October would mean bringing the release date forward to early October and then back yet still releasing before the initial release date...

...so, hype?

November, is what I meant

damnit >_<

sigh

 

[AlexFlame116]

I guess the process would be awkward though...

 

[Plum]

November, is what I meant

damnit >_<

sigh

Gotta get faster on those edits. You know what they say; the early bird doesn't catch the snarky retort to an obvious mistake!

 

[Neiteio]

Someone let me know when this thread stops talking about fucking fish and gets back to discussing important matters like what Reggie's doing right now and the true meaning of Waluigi

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

The thirst is real

 

[random25]

Someone let me know when this thread stops talking about fucking fish and gets back to discussing important matters like what Reggie's doing right now and the true meaning of Waluigi

Reggie is powering up his laser eyes in preparation for the Mother 3 mass execution.

 

[Neiteio]

The thirst is real

This is kind of amazing

 

[AlexFlame116]

Someone let me know when this thread stops talking about fucking fish and gets back to discussing important matters like what Reggie's doing right now and the true meaning of Waluigi

I blame you and your Splatoon 2 screenshots.

 

[BigBrotherT]

I'm all in for Eternal Darkness by Retro.
And F-Zero by Monster Games.

 

[ModBot]

We have clearly hit peak boredom. Time to go sleep it off.