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Nintendo Fans: Quit Being Stupid

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MrAngryFace

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Who knows, maybe this'll get me banned. Whatever. You guys are fuckin stupid. Nintendo exists only to make more terrible mistakes and YOU MAKE IT POSSIBLE. Thanx a load for letting market failures continue to plague my hobby.
 
BUT BUT BUT


Nintendogs is SELLING!

even though it isn't any fun and does nothing for real gamers

BUT BUT BUT IT'S THE MORAL VICTORY THAT WE NINTENDO FANS PAY FOR, NOT THE GAMES THEMSELVES!
 
And dont bring up the GBA SP. Nintendo fucking murders it with the DS. A system that fools Nintendo fans by running new games that could be just as well run on a GBA SP but what the fuck ever lets buy the inferior bullshit system instead of the GBA SP.

Nintendo is killing its greatest hero.
 
If nintendo only exists so they can make mistakes, why exactly do you exist then MAF?


Seems like all you do is bash Nintendo....

Could it be you are the bastard child Nintendo threw out the window?
 
DS 43,362
PSP 31,702
GBM 30,065
PS2 24,638
GBASP 10,751
GC 1,958
GBA 397
Xbox 112

A Japanese invasion of GAF would be hilarious.
 
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MrAngryFace said:
Who knows, maybe this'll get me banned.
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Sadly I don't think that'll happen. Have you or your life partner, Drinky Crow, been banned here for making dumbass posts on regular basis?
 
I'm a fan of gaming. I don't get the Nintendo hate. Sure they're not quite up to the caliber they were at in the SNES days and arguably the N64 era, but they're still one of the best developers in the business and they're still making high quality console and portable systems.
 
yoopoo said:
Sadly I don't think that'll happen. Have you or your life partner, Drinky Crow, been banned here for making dumbass posts on regular basis?
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He has actually. And now that he's not an Admin, maybe the other GAF elites who he had a tiff with will finally decide to ban him.
 
Wario64 said:
Nintendo is awesome. I dreamt about the Revolution last night. Possibly my best dream ever.
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Sign me up, I would love to have NIntendo dreams when I sleep in my Luigi boxers.


Damn you Nintendo, support your fans!
 
tripping, I was feeling ya until you said "high quality portable systems." Geezus Christ, could anyone actually MAKE cheaper-ass and more gutless portable hardware than the DS in this day and age?
 
Drinky Crow said:
BUT BUT BUT


Nintendogs is SELLING!

even though it isn't any fun and does nothing for real gamers

BUT BUT BUT IT'S THE MORAL VICTORY THAT WE NINTENDO FANS PAY FOR, NOT THE GAMES THEMSELVES!
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'real gamers'

:lol :lol
 
..they still have their trading cards.. oh wait, they don't even make those themselves anymore.


So uh; lightsaber games on rev! and uh, vents?
 
Hi I am Nintendo. Im gonna release a new system. Ok so here's the game plan. Im gonna re-release all my old games, because my fans are dumb and will re-buy it for a new system. To ensure they dont catch on ill release it with a vibrator or back lighting. Ill also release 8 versions of one portable, each missing ONE fundamental piece for a portable. Then 8 years later ill release an omni version with a line of re-released games from 10 years ago at full price.

Then I will promise an online gaming network thats free, and it will rock, even tho before I had never thought online gaming had any future, and none of my games have been designed beyond the in home multiplayer experience. I dont need game MODES to support my games online, I just need more nostalgia. I shall order 5 boats of it for the next year.

Then during the next 5 trade shows ill show renders of my new system, which will throw my fans into a fit cause ill include pictures of re-released games coming out for the new system. Ill flash buzzwords their tiny brains can latch onto and leave the show to create all the free misinformed publicity I need.
 
Nobiru said:
I can see hate for the GameCube in general, and maybe even the DS for now....but Nintendo as a whole?

kinda silly =/
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Silly? Psshhh, Silly is walking into your local EBgames and expecting to find any Gamecube games.

:lol :lol
 
Drinky Crow said:
tripping, I was feeling ya until you said "high quality portable systems." Geezus Christ, could anyone actually MAKE cheaper-ass and more gutless portable hardware than the DS in this day and age?
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I see what you're saying. I was thinking more in terms of durability.
 
What everyone needs to realize is that the likes of Drinky Crow, MAF, Raoul Duke, etc. want to see all games look, play, and feel the same. Everything should look photo-realistic and there should be no variety. Nintendo brings something radically different to the table and they should be shunned and ridiculed for it.

Forget the fact that it's easy to just ignore them if you don't like them, that's not good enough.
 
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