Nintendo PANICS In New Switch 2 Key Card Survey

The thumbnail alone means it's a grifter and easy to avoid.

Was just going to post this.
You can now easily tell if something is ragebait BS simply by looking at the thumbnail.
They all follow the same formula: Some big image of a character/actor/executive that's either sad or angry, with a single word like "trouble", "bombed", "panic", etc in big letters, with bright backgrounds or flames and stuff like that.
 
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"THE GAMING INDUSTRY HAS A NEW LOLCOW WAITING TO BE MILKED-"

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Verifies he really said that shit. Yep

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"THE GAMING INDUSTRY HAS A NEW LOLCOW WAITING TO BE MILKED-"

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This guy making this video is a parasite.

He discovered that trash-talking the PlayStation and hyping the Xbox gets a lot of engagement.
Now he's trying to do the same with Nintendo...

I saw a clip of his video on Twitter where he admitted to being a "prostitute" for doing Live without a shirt.

I suspect the OP is even a clone of him... It's their M.O., he posted it like "how absurd, look Nintendo fans, how absurd!"
 
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Are you serious OP? I hate game key cards, and think NIntendo is being a bunch of greedy cunts lately...but posting a outrage click bait youtube moron. That's the type of video you thought we all needed to see?
He spelled it "constumers" so, what do you think?
 
Oh no, some random youtube ragebait.

No one really gives a fuck tbh. As someone who has like 2000 games on Steam, why should I give a fuck about this? Key Cards are barely different than any other form of digital purchase. Might be they're better as you can at least trade them.
 
They simply brought back the
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in disguise, exploiting the greed of the third parties to ensure Nintendo's first party games and lazy upgrades would get all the physical sales.

For people who don't know the story, back then on NES, Nintendo would limit the games to 5 per year per publisher to keep control over the market. As they were manufacturing the cartridges themselves, they had total control over the releases... and some publishers like Konami had to create other trademarks to release more games.

lol Nintendo only needs third party support to fulfill their need of telling them that they don't want the support
 
Found OPs other thread: Jul 25, 2025 — No One Is Buying The Switch 2 — And Nintendo Doesn't Know Why. Thread starter DiddyKongRacing69

I thought this guy was familiar. This is the same OP who made the thread sharing an anti Nintendo video that was all lies and had crypto scams in the video. Tons of people called him out, and he never even replied to the thread once. Thread was eventually deleted by @EviLore I believe which is why I can't find it, probably for the best since he was literally trying to scam people in an anti Nintendo thread


I got u
You are one of those insufferable Nintendo dorks. Defend them to the end. Nintendo will continue to rip off consumers while people like you who are willing to bend over and take it. Enjoy your underpowered tablet that runs games at 30fps and your key card library. Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.
 
You are one of those insufferable Nintendo dorks. Defend them to the end. Nintendo will continue to rip off consumers while people like you who are willing to bend over and take it. Enjoy your underpowered tablet that runs games at 30fps and your key card library. Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.
I mean, you're one of those insufferable anti-Nintendo dorks who lets the company and anyone who enjoys their games live absolutely rent-free in their head, soooo… two sides of the same coin. Why did you feel the need to necro-bump this thread?
 
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You are one of those insufferable Nintendo dorks. Defend them to the end. Nintendo will continue to rip off consumers while people like you who are willing to bend over and take it. Enjoy your underpowered tablet that runs games at 30fps and your key card library. Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.

You seem really passionate about this subject. Maybe you should create a thread about it.
 
You are one of those insufferable Nintendo dorks. Defend them to the end. Nintendo will continue to rip off consumers while people like you who are willing to bend over and take it. Enjoy your underpowered tablet that runs games at 30fps and your key card library. Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.
you still on that hate train, eh boss?
 
You are one of those insufferable Nintendo dorks. Defend them to the end. Nintendo will continue to rip off consumers while people like you who are willing to bend over and take it. Enjoy your underpowered tablet that runs games at 30fps and your key card library. Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.
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...but wait...

"Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things."
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Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.
So games are only good with better graphics? What is wrong with Zelda, Mario, Metroid on a Nintendo console/handheld? Not good enough for us gamers if they aren't in 4K, 120fps running only on an RTX 5090 level of power? I mean, maybe I'm in the minority here but I though games were ALL about gameplay? Surely we aren't looking at the new Indy game for it's hair feature as the future of gaming, are we?
 
You are one of those insufferable Nintendo dorks. Defend them to the end. Nintendo will continue to rip off consumers while people like you who are willing to bend over and take it. Enjoy your underpowered tablet that runs games at 30fps and your key card library. Most of us are moving on to bigger and better things.
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What happened man....
 
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