Nintendo PANICS In New Switch 2 Key Card Survey

Footage of Nintendo being panicked:
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Sadly, Nintendo fans are the battered house wives of gaming. PC gamers, aka the smart ones, see the black eye and tell them to leave her, but the Nintendo fans insist they are fine.
I was worried about physical game conservation using keycards. Luckily someone advised me to switch to PC where there is no physical option at all and you don't even have the option of reselling. Truly solid advice.
 
Yes, right now Nintendo is exactly giving me the vibes of a company that is absolutely panicking. I'd panic too if I'd have to find where to store so much money all at once!
 
It's nice of OP to let me know in advance to never watch the video by copying the atrocious clickbait title in full, capitalised word included.

It really helps save me from wasting my time so I can get straight to hating OP for posting it.

It has made for a fun thread though.
 
Not a chance I'm watching that clip.
The typical clickbait moronic attention-seeking sensationalist shit that pollutes YouTube, all obvious from the thumbnail.
Do better, OP.
 
Sadly, Nintendo fans are the battered house wives of gaming. PC gamers, aka the smart ones, see the black eye and tell them to leave her, but the Nintendo fans insist they are fine.

Do I have to leave the room because I main PC and Switch and therefore can't sit on either side you are segregating it into?
 
They simply brought back the
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in disguise, exploiting the greed of the third parties to ensure Nintendo's first party games and lazy upgrades would get all the physical sales.

For people who don't know the story, back then on NES, Nintendo would limit the games to 5 per year per publisher to keep control over the market. As they were manufacturing the cartridges themselves, they had total control over the releases... and some publishers like Konami had to create other trademarks to release more games.
 
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Bro if Xbox or Sony had pulled half of what Nintendo did, they would be done and in ruin.

Nintendo fans are a totally different breed of retard. Nintendo could come to their house once a week to punch them in the nuts to allow them to play games, and they'd all line up nuts out.

Nintendo knows their fans will always go along with anything they do. It's already proven.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to be playing more smash ultimate on my switch 2 because I am one of those retards.

I'd be retarded if i had to act like I really care about these things others complain about

I don't really play online.
I got more than enough cash to get games.
I dont care about physical media

Like i can look and say "yep, this will be bad for some people" but the day has yet to come where they do something that really affects me at all.
I just wanna play some games I like, nothing they have done has got in the way of me doing that at att.
 
Nintendo don't care they will just carry on and not mention about cards or pricing and think they no best and everyone will fall into line, cause of the success of the switch Nintendo won't think about the Wii u they on a high thinking everyone will buy what ever they put out and whatever price , for me will always be physical if it available, and now things like shinobi which id have got on switch will just buy on ps5
 
When other companies' alternate solution to no physical is digital only with no way to resell, Nintendo inserts an in-between solution that you can resell a digital equivalent, doing something pro consumer actually but that's not what YouTube grifters are drumming.

Don't like it? Buy digital, but you're fucked for resell. All digital stores are basically anti gamers, why is there no drama over that? Why did you accept it? A simple keychain would allow resell of digital goods, so why is there not 1 million videos of YouTube drama over it?

But you know, you actually have posters in this thread praising this dude's big brain predictions :messenger_tears_of_joy:

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You believe that OP is not suffering from NDS, and anyone who thinks so is suffering from NDFD? Because that it how it appears by posting this as a response.

Reading the symptoms of both conditions, I think most reasonable people will land somewhere between the two. Yet, almost everyone with either condition insists that everyone else must fall into one of these extremes; the person with NDFD decides what level of accountability should result in a NDS label that day in that thread and vice versa. (It will always be whatever is on display, of course. For example, pointing out this blatant NDS means we get a NDFD jpeg reply with devil horn emoji).

If the definition of NDS is so subjective that we can't even objectively agree that a ragebait Youtuber who begins his video listing off transgressions like "having to go online to download a patch" falls under it, then what use are posting the definition of these terms? Completely useless other than as a context-sensitive "gotcha".
 
Nintendo is run by the dumbest people.

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This is not an accurate statement.

You may not like the decisions they made, but Nintendo is anything but dumb. The GKC decision was to keep cost down and maximize return on cartridges. High storage cards cost more cutting into profit margins, so just putting an entitlement on the card saves money and increases margin.
 
Key cards, $100 dollar controllers, nerfing Mario Kart non-existent difficulty, gatekeeping Metroid Prime 4 release date, blood feud with Palworld devs so on and so forth.

I have a strong feeling if it was still Iwata and Reggie Nintendo would function very differently.
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I hate Nintendo's policies as much as everybody, but let's be real, these videos are clickbaits

Nintendo doesn't care, they are making crazy money
 


Nintendo is run by the dumbest people. First, the stupid Game Key cards no one wants, and then upping the price for their 8 year old consoles. Are they just trying to see how far they can abuse their constumers before they finally had enough and leave them?

The thumbnail alone means it's a grifter and easy to avoid.
 
I know there is a lot of movement on YouTube towards hate of the Switch 2 and it's all click bait of course.
But this video resonated with me simply because it's exactly how I've felt the last few months and why I'm selling my Switch 2.
The part that really hit me was when she talked about how other games are pushing boundaries such as BG3 and Expedition 33 and yet Nintendo aren't.


What boundary has Expedition 33 pushed?
 
I was trying to say that youtubers act like that due to the general bandwagoning going against nintendo recently, there's no need to be passive aggressive kiddo
ok sorry

I don't even think it is a bandwagon though, we are talking about bottom tier youtube dirtbags trying to manufacture a story that doesn't exist. it's like a video came on my feed saying "Mario Kart World is bad". Ok, that's fine - I can see it. The other is like "Mario Kart World is a DISASTER and Nintendo is SCARED"
 
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