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[Revolutionary]

The poor man has been officially friendzoned.

Black Luigi was right... Peach belongs to the streets

 

[clarky]

Peach is a bit of a needy bitch in my experience.

 

[poppabk]

Friends who 'help' each other out when they can - sounds like friends with benefits.
Mario getting that Peach action but not getting tied down.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Pretty sure this cringe bullshit is Nintendo America's doing or some mistranslation by the usual suspects.

 

[Hookshot]

In all the games I've played I don't recall it ever showing Mario as aspiring to be Royalty by getting with her.

Although he did have a bit of a thing for her in the film.

 

[PeteBull]

Nowadays in 2025 we call it:
situationship
sneaky link
friends with benefits
its complicated
talking stage
not official
feeling things out
non exclusive

 

[adamsapple]

So they're fuck buddies, gotcha.

 

[Fermbiz]

Fuck them hoes

 

[lifa-cobex]

She belongs to the streets

 

[Danjin44]

 

[Saber]

Friends with benefits then

 

[Connificent]

Mario is bottom 90 %

 

[Revolutionary]

Friends who 'help' each other out when they can - sounds like friends with benefits.
Mario getting that Peach action but not getting tied down.

She turns him down at the end of Odyssey (spoiler)


Ain't no benefits to Mario's simping

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

poor Mario

 

[PeteBull]

The poor man has been officially friendzoned.

Black Luigi was right... Peach belongs to the streets

 

[grvg]

Wow, Mario. Pathetic.

 

[PeteBull]

Even donkey kong knows it, mario:

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

 

[Celcius]

AINTNOWAY

Is Mario getting back with adult Paulina?

 

[Banjo64]

We all know what that means in 2025

 

[Chuck Berry]

Nah they fuckin

And Peach swallows

 

[Musashipan]

Let's be realistic
What are the odds of someone like him be with someone like her?

 

[nordique]

So basically

Fwb

 

[Minari]

Lol who gives a fk

 

[March Climber]

Pretty sure this cringe bullshit is Nintendo America's doing or some mistranslation by the usual suspects.

Miyamoto has killed fan theories before so I could believe him saying this, to keep Mario sacred.

I don't agree with it, but it is what it is.

 

[RoboFu]

Who are psychos who have to put characters in romantic and / or sexual relationships? There is a lot in them as far as internet shows me.

It's almost as bad as the psychos who have to have a coherent time line in games like Zelda and final fantasy.

 

[Barakov]

The poor man has been officially friendzoned.

Black Luigi was right... Peach belongs to the streets

Should've left her in that castle.

 

[MagiusNecros]

Nintendo lore runs deep. Who knew Luigi would get both Peach and Daisy.

 

[FinalBossWithTheMostPower]

 

[Quantum253]

Sorry, Mario. You're princess is in another castle.

 

[GigaBowser]

 

[PeteBull]

Let's be realistic
What are the odds of someone like him be with someone like her?

What if he is packing tho?

 

[lughnasadh123]

Mario is too chopped with his shabby clothes, stache, and low income to by anything other than a friend.

 

[Robb]

Mario and Princess Peach are 'good friends' who 'help each other out' whenever they can

 

[yogaflame]

Platonic again? To bad, they are a good pair. It is like X Files's, Danna Scully and Fox Mulder relationship. Platonic sucks especially if they are perfect for each other.

 

[PeteBull]

Mario is too chopped with his shabby clothes, stache, and low income to by anything other than a friend.

 

[Kilau]

Mario is a player, Pauline, Daisy, Rosalina, Peach, but we all know he fucks with Birdo the most.

 

[MrJangles]

Luigi is the one you have to watch....

 

[jshackles]

 

[Doczu]

Thank you for making this canon Nintendo

 

[rkofan87]

The poor man has been officially friendzoned.

Black Luigi was right... Peach belongs to the streets

wtf why big n why

 

[rkofan87]

Pretty sure this cringe bullshit is Nintendo America's doing or some mistranslation by the usual suspects.

hoping mistranslation

 

[ReBurn]

So Mario is just a simp?

 

[Gojiira]

Mario 100% getting cucked Bowser…Hell yeah

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Peach and her lesbian lover from the upcoming 3D Mario

 

[PeteBull]

Mario 100% getting cucked Bowser…Hell yeah

 

[Poppinfresh]

Do you think Mario sits in the cuck chair while Bowser and Luigi run the train?

 

[Bonfires Down]

Well, yeah. His fat ass wouldn't stand a chance on dating sites.

"Mario, at 155 cm(5'1") and 89 kg (196 lb) with a BMI of 37.0, is short and extremely heavy, and too dense to float in water. Therefore, his numbers may not be the best standard."

 

[peronmls]

Love leads to sex. Nintendo cannot have that. Nope.

 

[Madonis]

I suppose it's their way of guaranteeing both characters will remain in their current roles, without any children or anything of the sort.